Post by CarolinaGirl71 on Jun 26, 2014 13:17:49 GMT
Going thru my bookmarks, I found this thread from 9/15/05, just after I joined the boards, posted by Yvonne - lots of old, old history here, some has already been reposted, some not yet! Enjoy!
9/15/2005 10:30:22 AM
NSBR: Stuff of Legends, or How to be “In the Know” a quick reference for the Lingo and Urban Legends of the NSBR (not for sissies)
I thought I’d put together an NSBR reference guide so you all can be in on the “inside” jokes.
Revised 3/06...Infamous Hair Flips!**
NSBR fondly remembers....Infamous Hair Flips!
Going from memory here gang, so please, correct my errors and I’ll update this OP. Also, please fill me in on what I am missing.
Torn Paper Sunsets:
About 2 or 3 years ago, someone from GS posted a layout with a torn paper sunset. A low post numbered pea gave her “critique” and told her it looked….vulvaish. It cause quite the sensation on the GS board. Talk about upsetting the hen house! It went on for pages and days.
LMVO as opposed to Laughing My Ass off:
Laughing my Vulva off. I think it was an offshoot of the torn paper sunset incident. I remember that Vanessa (the real Slim Spady) came up with that one, (or was it Seanna?) and we all ran with it. Every once in a while, someone will post LMVO. So if you see it, it’s not a typo.
<ed> “Ransorish”:
Another spin off of a GS thread gone bad. Someone was complaining about the high biddings on some Torn Paper Bears off of Ebay, as they went for hundreds of dollars. A debate ensued as to their real worth, and accusations that the biddings weren’t even real. The “real” bidder came on to post that she had the means to pay top dollar, and decided to take on the entire board. It got crazy, she winded up posting pics of her home to prove her wealth, and she threw out some hysterical gems, including “ransorish” (when she meant to say rancor. Classic train wreck.
<ed, thanks all, and Lanus>
Re: ridiculous Percentage Calculations, as in "I'm 93.2% shocked that...."
The 110% shocked woman set an alltime land speed record. In a 24 hour period, she registered at 2Peas and posted 6 times, the 6th post of which was a phenomenal hairflip that managed to house violations of the rules of mathematics (there is no such thing as 110% shocked) grammar (the usual disasters) spelling (your vs You're, people) and this website (she let us all know how nice and wholesome the ladies were on another site). She gets an all time MVP award for causing usually warring Peas to lay down their arms and sing together the NSBR version of "Kumbayah," which is actually "what a batsh!t loonball this one is!"
MSP vs Mrs. Smarty Pants:
There are two MSP references on the board, and you have to know how to distinguish between the two. Long before Mrs. Smarty Pants joined our board, we had a discussion about the wonders of a shaving powder called “Magic Shaving Powder”, and using it on your “nether regions” for a nice clean shave with out the pain of ingrown stubble. The threads that ensued were informative, naughty and hilarious. Some peas were upset the content was getting a little too “R” rated for 2P’s. Some fights. Out of MSP threads came the:
Merkins: <ed> KimLizzie started this one. Apparently a Merkin is some sort of strange toupee you use to cover your ‘nether regions’. PDR came up with some hysterical pics she put together of some ‘decorative’ and ‘fashionable’ Merkins, and posted them here. Again, after a while we took it a bit too far and there were protests. We got bored with the subject and you hear nary a peep about merkins anymore.
MSP: the real deal, Mrs. Smarty Pants. She came in like gangbusters and was offending people left and right when she first signed up, she was so blunt. Soon, everyone grew to love her honesty and wit. I loved her because when I told her ‘ya basta’, she got it immediately and chilled.
Ya Basta:
Means “ya, enough, stop already”. It does NOT mean “You bastard”. My favorite saying when I have had it with a topic, or am trying to tell someone to ‘chill”. Often misinterpreted. Just setting the record straight, I am not calling you a bastard!
The Prom Queen takes on Pea~Pea:
Pea~Pea was a strange sort of semi-troll. I picture him to this day as an old Southern man living in some trailer. (he had horrible grammar and very strange ramblings). He once posted some awful racial stuff that sort of got missed by most, but I caught it. (about how blacks shouldn’t complain about being slaves because they got to live here). He also posted some crazy, funny stuff (Seanna saved the one about what was it, potty humor?).
Some peas started an “I love Pea-Pea” club and even made up a little siggy banner for a fan club. One night, he started rambling his strange crap again and I called him on it. He decided to take me on. That went on all night, with him hurling some racial insults. The pea board started a love fest thread for me, and he got SO SO mad. Like, Rumpelstilskin mad. The madder he got the more hilarious he got. In frustration, when he knew he’d lost the battle, he called me the Pea Prom Queen. His direct quote (with misspellings) is in my siggy to this day. I earned the title that night.
Guacamole and Mayo and other food threads:
HuskerSue posted the question to me once “Mayo in Guacamole?” and what were my thoughts.
I answered “an abomination”. We had a weigh in on that subject, and the board is overwhelmingly in support of keeping mayo far, far away from the guac. There are several staunch supporters of mayo in guac. Their names, for their protection, best left unsaid.
There were also hilarious threads on “Cheese in a Can”, that Canadian Peas were mortified about (you Americans get cheese from a spray can?!)…and then the Americans countered back with being weirded out by the Canadians getting their milk in bags.
Board Wars: 2Ps vs Unscrappable (now defunct)
At one time, there was an ‘unorthodox’ Scrapping board called Unscrappable. It was very hip, unmoderated and naughty. A number of peas were bi-boardal. The trouble started when one known pea poster, posted over there, mocking and complaining about this board. A few jumped in, it got personal and catty. A troll came on here and posted the link, saying “heads up, they are talking about you”.
The fights that resulted, were..well, legendary. It got way ugly and personal. Lots of bad blood got started out of that one, that still linger to this day. Best not relived, but that is the background. Oh, and the US board is now shut down. (nothing to do with that battle, they had their own problems).
Board Wars in General: We’ve had board wars with a Bridal site (can’t even remember what THAT one was about). Then there were the Great Pit Bull Wars. There was a general “Ban the Pit Bulls” thread here, and someone whistled for the Pit Bull crowd to come and champion their pets. We were invaded here for about a week with them defending their dogs. Pictures were posted of Pits, including one memorable one of a child sticking his head in his pit’s jaw.
LS, or LadyStars and Thrusday: Gosh. Were do I begin with this one? Our very first busted board scammer. LS came on like gangbusters from the very first day. She posted ALL day long. Very accommodating, very sweet. Got real personal right away. Had a way of making friends with the nicer, quieter peas on the board. Lured them in with a “hey do you feel unloved, unnoticed on the board? Come be my friend” thread. She started a daily chat thread with these ladies. Called it a revolting name like “LadyStars Flower Café” and everyone got a “flower name”. Every Thursday’s chat, she purposefully misspelled “Thrusday” in honor of her son. She started posting all these “misfortunes” that happened to her. Husband out of a job (yet, she had internet access). I can’t even recall all the ridiculous lies because I avoided her stupid threads like the plague.
Eventually, around Christmas, she posted SUCH a woeful tale that people felt sorry for her and started sending her things. Boxes of clothes, money, sb supplies. Someone busted her big time. Her DH posted on another board bragging about all the stuff they had. Contradicted her stories and she got outed as a scamming fraud. She came on and tried desperately to defend herself, and in the end, deleted all her posts. If you look at the list of “Pea Titles” bestowed, you’ll see her there. In the few months she posted here, she racked up an AMAZING amount of posts. She’s still high, high up there. We think she and DH were tag teaming posting.
I KNOW I’m missing a lot here, but I’m tired now, and that’s all my brain can handle. We need all the crazy Mary stories (and the tales of Chewie in his bra), Shasha’s altered works of art…..and so on.
<added> The Legend of the Crockpot wars.
It started out, quite innocuously. KeriWest posted a thread if anyone had tried out those new crockpot meal in a pouch that had just come out. (I think they are now off the shelves). Came with pre-cut meats and veggies or some stuff like that. Someone (name protected) posted that she though these meals were horrible, and why bother when you could be cutting up fresh food. It was more like she was thinking out loud, rather than flaming anyone, I thought. She was more irritated with the state of the US eating pre-fabbed/packaged food…but the thread took on a life of it’s own, and the more the respondent tried to explain her position, the worse it got. It winded up turning into this whole horrible woman bashing debate about the merits of having time to cook a ‘real meal’. I think Keri’s hater Alba jumped in on that one, too. Poor Keri. LOL.
added:
The Tale of Brit and her Two Pajamas:
Last Spring, someone posted wanting to know who would admit to wearing their jammies all day long. Lots of people posted on the light hearted thread that they were guilty. A pea, Scrapping3girls (or something close) came on and blasted every woman for this nasty habit. Said that she always made sure she was cleaned up and properly dressed for HER husband, ad naseum. Earlier that day or perhaps the day before, there were a few nasty threads about designer label clothes, the cost of Juicy Coture velour sweats vs knock offs, and she was very snooty and offensive, but she didn’t ‘register’ on the radar until the infamous pj thread. Well, that one got ugly quick. She ran with her whole snooty, uppity persona, knocking everyone who disagreed with her, and she got real base and insulted peas on a personal level. Laura/Baybunny, in honor of the ridiculousness, posted a special “Pjama Pants” avatar pic. Seanna nailed her with the “Juicy Cooter” comment. SG3 was a horrible disruption to the boards for the month or so that she was here. She really liked flaunting her rich, prejudiced persona here. As many as people begged for her to be ignored, there were just as many who delighted in baiting and fighting with her (much like the Maddy players now).
Eventually, some brilliant pea detective unmasked her as Brit, an infamous swap/cj stealing flaker from another board. She had been run off there, and the “outing” posts were these hilarious Dr Seuss like poems that just hammered her, including links to examples. Oh, it was mighty, mighty good stuff. I’d rank that one right behind the LadyStars outing. After that, she lost her gas, and her power with it, and she and her new persona (she changed her name several times), died off….as far as I know.
added:
Jamie and Lysol Boy:
One night, Jamie/YakiScrappy came on here venting about her DS’s latest espcade: He sprayed Lysol all over her lovely new leather couch so he could slip and slide on the cusions.. He ruined the couch. She was so upset, as part of his punishment she sent him to bed without supper.
Her thread wasn’t ASKING anyone’s permission if it was okay that she sent him to bed w/o supper, she was venting about her ruined couch.
Some peas got all huffy about the ‘child abuse’ aspects of sending kid to bed w/out supper, and it was on.
Jamie was crowed “Freaking Mother of the Year” by Laura/Baybunny. Poor kid is forever known as “Lysol Boy”. He’s since redeemed himself in mommy’s eyes. LOL.
<added>
The Infamous Night of the Banning, and the demise of the “Evils”
There once was a nice silly little group of peas posting and calling themselves “The Evil” peas and it included DoxieLady (Diana) and Sam (and Sherrie?) and a few others long gone now. Oh, and Stephanie/EvilPeater. They posted a lot of fun threads and had silly alter egos. Evil Pea-ness (Sherrie?) was one of them. A few other new peas wanted in on the new Evil Peas clique, and joined in. Except..they were took the Evil thing a little too seriously, and the OG (original gangsta) Evils were a little dismayed at the new ‘truly evil’ rep they were getting because of it.
I was an outsider wanna be at the time. I sorta joined in but wasn’t really “in” yet. One night, the Evil Peas were posting really silly sutff, pics included (way back in the days before STFU pics were de riguer here). Sam/Chopped Liver, found what she thought was a great pic, and posted it (to this day I have no idea what it originally was). However, whatever website she stole the bandwidth from, had a sneaky way of exhanging the pics she linked, to a very pronographic male nude (or two males?) I can’t recall. Well, that REALLY ticked off Geek and that night he banned every pea who was posting on that thread. I didn’t know what the heck was going on, all I knew was, I was banned and couldn’t get back in. I frantically emailed someone, and after many emails we figured out what happened.
Poor Sam apologized, and we were all restored with our sign ins later that night (or was it the next day?). Evil Peas were never quite the same after that, and soon after, they sorta disbanded. Still, it was a hoot. Toast to the OG Evils!
<ed>
Michael Jackson, Tito, and the Box of Tissues:
Long ago, there in the days before Eddie Murphy was a G rated movie kiddie star, he was a hilarious R rated stand up comic. One of his best works is a movie called "Delirious". Most people remember it as the one where he wears that red leather outfit. There are many, many quotable and hilarious lines from that movie, and we had many threads reliving them. One of our favorites is when Eddie is mocking Michael Jackson's effeminate ways...he's so "sensitive". Eddie then does a rendition of "She's out of my Life"...breaks down into tears, and then hails for Tito (MJ's brother), "Tito...<<sob>> get me a tissue..>>.
Hence, "Tito, get me a tissue".
9/15/2005 10:30:22 AM
NSBR: Stuff of Legends, or How to be “In the Know” a quick reference for the Lingo and Urban Legends of the NSBR (not for sissies)
I thought I’d put together an NSBR reference guide so you all can be in on the “inside” jokes.
Revised 3/06...Infamous Hair Flips!**
NSBR fondly remembers....Infamous Hair Flips!
Going from memory here gang, so please, correct my errors and I’ll update this OP. Also, please fill me in on what I am missing.
Torn Paper Sunsets:
About 2 or 3 years ago, someone from GS posted a layout with a torn paper sunset. A low post numbered pea gave her “critique” and told her it looked….vulvaish. It cause quite the sensation on the GS board. Talk about upsetting the hen house! It went on for pages and days.
LMVO as opposed to Laughing My Ass off:
Laughing my Vulva off. I think it was an offshoot of the torn paper sunset incident. I remember that Vanessa (the real Slim Spady) came up with that one, (or was it Seanna?) and we all ran with it. Every once in a while, someone will post LMVO. So if you see it, it’s not a typo.
<ed> “Ransorish”:
Another spin off of a GS thread gone bad. Someone was complaining about the high biddings on some Torn Paper Bears off of Ebay, as they went for hundreds of dollars. A debate ensued as to their real worth, and accusations that the biddings weren’t even real. The “real” bidder came on to post that she had the means to pay top dollar, and decided to take on the entire board. It got crazy, she winded up posting pics of her home to prove her wealth, and she threw out some hysterical gems, including “ransorish” (when she meant to say rancor. Classic train wreck.
<ed, thanks all, and Lanus>
Re: ridiculous Percentage Calculations, as in "I'm 93.2% shocked that...."
The 110% shocked woman set an alltime land speed record. In a 24 hour period, she registered at 2Peas and posted 6 times, the 6th post of which was a phenomenal hairflip that managed to house violations of the rules of mathematics (there is no such thing as 110% shocked) grammar (the usual disasters) spelling (your vs You're, people) and this website (she let us all know how nice and wholesome the ladies were on another site). She gets an all time MVP award for causing usually warring Peas to lay down their arms and sing together the NSBR version of "Kumbayah," which is actually "what a batsh!t loonball this one is!"
MSP vs Mrs. Smarty Pants:
There are two MSP references on the board, and you have to know how to distinguish between the two. Long before Mrs. Smarty Pants joined our board, we had a discussion about the wonders of a shaving powder called “Magic Shaving Powder”, and using it on your “nether regions” for a nice clean shave with out the pain of ingrown stubble. The threads that ensued were informative, naughty and hilarious. Some peas were upset the content was getting a little too “R” rated for 2P’s. Some fights. Out of MSP threads came the:
Merkins: <ed> KimLizzie started this one. Apparently a Merkin is some sort of strange toupee you use to cover your ‘nether regions’. PDR came up with some hysterical pics she put together of some ‘decorative’ and ‘fashionable’ Merkins, and posted them here. Again, after a while we took it a bit too far and there were protests. We got bored with the subject and you hear nary a peep about merkins anymore.
MSP: the real deal, Mrs. Smarty Pants. She came in like gangbusters and was offending people left and right when she first signed up, she was so blunt. Soon, everyone grew to love her honesty and wit. I loved her because when I told her ‘ya basta’, she got it immediately and chilled.
Ya Basta:
Means “ya, enough, stop already”. It does NOT mean “You bastard”. My favorite saying when I have had it with a topic, or am trying to tell someone to ‘chill”. Often misinterpreted. Just setting the record straight, I am not calling you a bastard!
The Prom Queen takes on Pea~Pea:
Pea~Pea was a strange sort of semi-troll. I picture him to this day as an old Southern man living in some trailer. (he had horrible grammar and very strange ramblings). He once posted some awful racial stuff that sort of got missed by most, but I caught it. (about how blacks shouldn’t complain about being slaves because they got to live here). He also posted some crazy, funny stuff (Seanna saved the one about what was it, potty humor?).
Some peas started an “I love Pea-Pea” club and even made up a little siggy banner for a fan club. One night, he started rambling his strange crap again and I called him on it. He decided to take me on. That went on all night, with him hurling some racial insults. The pea board started a love fest thread for me, and he got SO SO mad. Like, Rumpelstilskin mad. The madder he got the more hilarious he got. In frustration, when he knew he’d lost the battle, he called me the Pea Prom Queen. His direct quote (with misspellings) is in my siggy to this day. I earned the title that night.
Guacamole and Mayo and other food threads:
HuskerSue posted the question to me once “Mayo in Guacamole?” and what were my thoughts.
I answered “an abomination”. We had a weigh in on that subject, and the board is overwhelmingly in support of keeping mayo far, far away from the guac. There are several staunch supporters of mayo in guac. Their names, for their protection, best left unsaid.
There were also hilarious threads on “Cheese in a Can”, that Canadian Peas were mortified about (you Americans get cheese from a spray can?!)…and then the Americans countered back with being weirded out by the Canadians getting their milk in bags.
Board Wars: 2Ps vs Unscrappable (now defunct)
At one time, there was an ‘unorthodox’ Scrapping board called Unscrappable. It was very hip, unmoderated and naughty. A number of peas were bi-boardal. The trouble started when one known pea poster, posted over there, mocking and complaining about this board. A few jumped in, it got personal and catty. A troll came on here and posted the link, saying “heads up, they are talking about you”.
The fights that resulted, were..well, legendary. It got way ugly and personal. Lots of bad blood got started out of that one, that still linger to this day. Best not relived, but that is the background. Oh, and the US board is now shut down. (nothing to do with that battle, they had their own problems).
Board Wars in General: We’ve had board wars with a Bridal site (can’t even remember what THAT one was about). Then there were the Great Pit Bull Wars. There was a general “Ban the Pit Bulls” thread here, and someone whistled for the Pit Bull crowd to come and champion their pets. We were invaded here for about a week with them defending their dogs. Pictures were posted of Pits, including one memorable one of a child sticking his head in his pit’s jaw.
LS, or LadyStars and Thrusday: Gosh. Were do I begin with this one? Our very first busted board scammer. LS came on like gangbusters from the very first day. She posted ALL day long. Very accommodating, very sweet. Got real personal right away. Had a way of making friends with the nicer, quieter peas on the board. Lured them in with a “hey do you feel unloved, unnoticed on the board? Come be my friend” thread. She started a daily chat thread with these ladies. Called it a revolting name like “LadyStars Flower Café” and everyone got a “flower name”. Every Thursday’s chat, she purposefully misspelled “Thrusday” in honor of her son. She started posting all these “misfortunes” that happened to her. Husband out of a job (yet, she had internet access). I can’t even recall all the ridiculous lies because I avoided her stupid threads like the plague.
Eventually, around Christmas, she posted SUCH a woeful tale that people felt sorry for her and started sending her things. Boxes of clothes, money, sb supplies. Someone busted her big time. Her DH posted on another board bragging about all the stuff they had. Contradicted her stories and she got outed as a scamming fraud. She came on and tried desperately to defend herself, and in the end, deleted all her posts. If you look at the list of “Pea Titles” bestowed, you’ll see her there. In the few months she posted here, she racked up an AMAZING amount of posts. She’s still high, high up there. We think she and DH were tag teaming posting.
I KNOW I’m missing a lot here, but I’m tired now, and that’s all my brain can handle. We need all the crazy Mary stories (and the tales of Chewie in his bra), Shasha’s altered works of art…..and so on.
<added> The Legend of the Crockpot wars.
It started out, quite innocuously. KeriWest posted a thread if anyone had tried out those new crockpot meal in a pouch that had just come out. (I think they are now off the shelves). Came with pre-cut meats and veggies or some stuff like that. Someone (name protected) posted that she though these meals were horrible, and why bother when you could be cutting up fresh food. It was more like she was thinking out loud, rather than flaming anyone, I thought. She was more irritated with the state of the US eating pre-fabbed/packaged food…but the thread took on a life of it’s own, and the more the respondent tried to explain her position, the worse it got. It winded up turning into this whole horrible woman bashing debate about the merits of having time to cook a ‘real meal’. I think Keri’s hater Alba jumped in on that one, too. Poor Keri. LOL.
added:
The Tale of Brit and her Two Pajamas:
Last Spring, someone posted wanting to know who would admit to wearing their jammies all day long. Lots of people posted on the light hearted thread that they were guilty. A pea, Scrapping3girls (or something close) came on and blasted every woman for this nasty habit. Said that she always made sure she was cleaned up and properly dressed for HER husband, ad naseum. Earlier that day or perhaps the day before, there were a few nasty threads about designer label clothes, the cost of Juicy Coture velour sweats vs knock offs, and she was very snooty and offensive, but she didn’t ‘register’ on the radar until the infamous pj thread. Well, that one got ugly quick. She ran with her whole snooty, uppity persona, knocking everyone who disagreed with her, and she got real base and insulted peas on a personal level. Laura/Baybunny, in honor of the ridiculousness, posted a special “Pjama Pants” avatar pic. Seanna nailed her with the “Juicy Cooter” comment. SG3 was a horrible disruption to the boards for the month or so that she was here. She really liked flaunting her rich, prejudiced persona here. As many as people begged for her to be ignored, there were just as many who delighted in baiting and fighting with her (much like the Maddy players now).
Eventually, some brilliant pea detective unmasked her as Brit, an infamous swap/cj stealing flaker from another board. She had been run off there, and the “outing” posts were these hilarious Dr Seuss like poems that just hammered her, including links to examples. Oh, it was mighty, mighty good stuff. I’d rank that one right behind the LadyStars outing. After that, she lost her gas, and her power with it, and she and her new persona (she changed her name several times), died off….as far as I know.
added:
Jamie and Lysol Boy:
One night, Jamie/YakiScrappy came on here venting about her DS’s latest espcade: He sprayed Lysol all over her lovely new leather couch so he could slip and slide on the cusions.. He ruined the couch. She was so upset, as part of his punishment she sent him to bed without supper.
Her thread wasn’t ASKING anyone’s permission if it was okay that she sent him to bed w/o supper, she was venting about her ruined couch.
Some peas got all huffy about the ‘child abuse’ aspects of sending kid to bed w/out supper, and it was on.
Jamie was crowed “Freaking Mother of the Year” by Laura/Baybunny. Poor kid is forever known as “Lysol Boy”. He’s since redeemed himself in mommy’s eyes. LOL.
<added>
The Infamous Night of the Banning, and the demise of the “Evils”
There once was a nice silly little group of peas posting and calling themselves “The Evil” peas and it included DoxieLady (Diana) and Sam (and Sherrie?) and a few others long gone now. Oh, and Stephanie/EvilPeater. They posted a lot of fun threads and had silly alter egos. Evil Pea-ness (Sherrie?) was one of them. A few other new peas wanted in on the new Evil Peas clique, and joined in. Except..they were took the Evil thing a little too seriously, and the OG (original gangsta) Evils were a little dismayed at the new ‘truly evil’ rep they were getting because of it.
I was an outsider wanna be at the time. I sorta joined in but wasn’t really “in” yet. One night, the Evil Peas were posting really silly sutff, pics included (way back in the days before STFU pics were de riguer here). Sam/Chopped Liver, found what she thought was a great pic, and posted it (to this day I have no idea what it originally was). However, whatever website she stole the bandwidth from, had a sneaky way of exhanging the pics she linked, to a very pronographic male nude (or two males?) I can’t recall. Well, that REALLY ticked off Geek and that night he banned every pea who was posting on that thread. I didn’t know what the heck was going on, all I knew was, I was banned and couldn’t get back in. I frantically emailed someone, and after many emails we figured out what happened.
Poor Sam apologized, and we were all restored with our sign ins later that night (or was it the next day?). Evil Peas were never quite the same after that, and soon after, they sorta disbanded. Still, it was a hoot. Toast to the OG Evils!
<ed>
Michael Jackson, Tito, and the Box of Tissues:
Long ago, there in the days before Eddie Murphy was a G rated movie kiddie star, he was a hilarious R rated stand up comic. One of his best works is a movie called "Delirious". Most people remember it as the one where he wears that red leather outfit. There are many, many quotable and hilarious lines from that movie, and we had many threads reliving them. One of our favorites is when Eddie is mocking Michael Jackson's effeminate ways...he's so "sensitive". Eddie then does a rendition of "She's out of my Life"...breaks down into tears, and then hails for Tito (MJ's brother), "Tito...<<sob>> get me a tissue..>>.
Hence, "Tito, get me a tissue".
