freebird
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Post by freebird on Nov 20, 2014 2:54:18 GMT
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Post by *christine* on Nov 20, 2014 2:57:12 GMT
What's more bothersome is that any have sold....they are ummmm....realistic looking.
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theshyone
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Post by theshyone on Nov 20, 2014 3:00:13 GMT
How freakin disgusting. I know better than to click. But still, poop and piss in an ornament? Disgusting
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freebird
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Post by freebird on Nov 20, 2014 3:01:14 GMT
What's more bothersome is that any have sold....they are ummmm....realistic looking. They have sold a HUNDRED of them. God there's a lot of freaks out there.
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Post by Outspoken on Nov 20, 2014 3:02:20 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2014 3:02:37 GMT
My Christmas wish is for the owner of that shop to be Peatlejuiced.
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Nov 20, 2014 3:10:25 GMT
Whoa!
But, seriously, how did YOU find THAT?!
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Post by anxiousmom on Nov 20, 2014 3:10:54 GMT
Well, that is just... 
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freebird
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Post by freebird on Nov 20, 2014 3:14:19 GMT
Whoa! But, seriously, how did YOU find THAT?!
I was just browsing "handmade" and this just so happened to be one of the most recent listings (actually the snowman poop was). I was like "who the eff would buy one of that" and I clicked on "sales". apparently a lot of weirdoes out there would buy one.
so super gross.
And that's saying a lot because I have a very low "ick" factor.
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tincin
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Post by tincin on Nov 20, 2014 3:16:08 GMT
Wow, I can honestly say I have never yearned for a feces and urine fill ornament. Why make such a thing? Weird.
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TankTop
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Post by TankTop on Nov 20, 2014 3:18:41 GMT
How would you make a themed tree around that?
Toilet paper garland?
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eastcoastpea
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Post by eastcoastpea on Nov 20, 2014 3:18:47 GMT
I can't even type what I want to say. They are just too gross for words.
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Post by *christine* on Nov 20, 2014 3:20:36 GMT
I give a lot of random, questionable gifts (I gave my sister my "permanent" retainer when I finally had it removed and she has it framed in her house) but even I wouldn't buy and gift one of these.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2014 3:23:30 GMT
Ick is right...but you guys do know that it's not real, right?
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Post by msbee on Nov 20, 2014 3:24:17 GMT
One word: Breakage 
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Post by anxiousmom on Nov 20, 2014 3:26:29 GMT
Ick is right...but you guys do know that it's not real, right? yeah, but it is still gross. Then again, I fully own up to my prudishness when it comes to all things scatological. 
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freebird
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Post by freebird on Nov 20, 2014 3:27:21 GMT
I give a lot of random, questionable gifts (I gave my sister my "permanent" retainer when I finally had it removed and she has it framed in her house) but even I wouldn't buy and gift one of these.
OK, to be fair, I have a petrified bat hanging in my scrapbook room. It's in a Martha Stewart shadow box so that makes it crafty right?
Long story.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2014 3:30:26 GMT
Ick is right...but you guys do know that it's not real, right? yeah, but it is still gross. Then again, I fully own up to my prudishness when it comes to all things scatological.  I don't disagree. But in the comments I'm reading, I think peaple were so freaked out at just the thought of this, that they didn't read that it's not the actual material.
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Post by *christine* on Nov 20, 2014 3:31:55 GMT
OK bats totally squick me out. I would prefer a fake poop ornament to a real petrified bat. (petrified or taxidermied? mummified?)
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Nov 20, 2014 3:32:39 GMT
I know it's not real, but why would anyone want fake pee & poop ornaments?
I can't fathom a reason.
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Post by 950nancy on Nov 20, 2014 3:37:04 GMT
I think many people love to buy gag gifts and those are perfect for that. Gross.
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Post by Lexica on Nov 20, 2014 3:38:12 GMT
The thing that I'm finding the most upsetting in these things is the urine. I've seen a lot of poop jokes, but why include pretend pee in there? Just to make it more gross and disgusting? Maybe the modeling material would break apart if it were not embedded in the resin? Ok, now I'm really over thinking this. Just disgusting. I would actually find them funny without the fake urine.
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paget
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Jun 25, 2014 21:16:39 GMT
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Post by paget on Nov 20, 2014 3:39:50 GMT
How would you make a themed tree around that? Toilet paper garland? How about rolled up magazines tucked in between branches and toilet brushes and plungers...
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M in Carolina
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Post by M in Carolina on Nov 20, 2014 3:39:47 GMT
I finally found the *perfect* present for my BIL/SIL!!!
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Post by joylynaroundthebnd on Nov 20, 2014 3:40:17 GMT
I could see buying one for a "gag" gift, but no other reason.
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Post by hawkeyegal on Nov 20, 2014 3:40:13 GMT
Oh. My. Ewwww.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Nov 20, 2014 3:40:51 GMT
I give a lot of random, questionable gifts (I gave my sister my "permanent" retainer when I finally had it removed and she has it framed in her house) but even I wouldn't buy and gift one of these.
OK, to be fair, I have a petrified bat hanging in my scrapbook room. It's in a Martha Stewart shadow box so that makes it crafty right?
Long story.
And I have so many mannequin parts (hands, feet, legs, torso, etc.) in my craft room that we refer to it as the Body Farm.
Alas, no poop.
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paget
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Post by paget on Nov 20, 2014 3:41:34 GMT
I did laugh when I read the listing stating they would be perfect for your next crappy gift exchange. Bahahaha!
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freebird
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Post by freebird on Nov 20, 2014 3:47:36 GMT
OK bats totally squick me out. I would prefer a fake poop ornament to a real petrified bat. (petrified or taxidermied? mummified?) Mummified.
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Post by nantini on Nov 20, 2014 3:51:43 GMT
Something's you can't unsee.
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