Ken Paxton flees the subpoena

Gee, why didn’t he call the cops if he was afraid of a “stranger?” Or pull out one of those guns he loves so much? He’s such an embarrassment to our state. I can’t believe people vote for him.

I'm so glad Gavin Newsome is my Governor!

What irony. The so-called Attorney General of Texas, who supposedly reveres the law, fleeing a subpoena. Wonder what dumb story he will totally make up?

Oh, it gets better. The asshat responded to a post by the Texas Tribune. BIG ratio.

Because those GOP politicians and their well-being is way more important than all the millions of women they are trying to endanger with their abortion bans and criminalization. 

You would think that if he deeply believes in his party’s political platform, he would accept the subpoena and welcome the chance to defend his misogynistic views in court. 

What a dunderhead.

There should be a dunderhead test given to those aspiring to hold a political office. If they are categorized as a dunderhead, they are not eligible to run.

No need to waste tests on Bobert, Taylor Green, and Gaetz. They've already been welcomed to the club, no questions asked.