scrappinghappy
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“I’m late, I’m late for a very important date. No time to say “Hello.” Goodbye. I’m late...."
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Post by scrappinghappy on Nov 7, 2022 17:53:14 GMT
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Post by aprilfay21 on Nov 7, 2022 18:00:03 GMT
We were trick or treating this year and we were standing at the end of the driveway of one house while the kids went up to the door. My 6 year old turned around and yelled "mommy, guess what! They have Reese's penises!!!"
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Post by refugeepea on Nov 8, 2022 0:11:12 GMT
I shared this in another thread. A cute little trick or treater comes to my door and says "where.is.your.puppies? All of it said in one big breath. I said I'm so sorry I wish I had a puppy. Then immediately he says, "where.is.your.kitties?"
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Post by jemali on Nov 8, 2022 0:36:25 GMT
I was texting my sister and told her somebody had “blondish” hair. Auto correct changed to “blob fish” hair!
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Post by twistedscissors on Nov 8, 2022 1:46:52 GMT
Last fall we were at Parrot Mountain in Pigeon Forge and my husband had on one of those wide rubber bracelets. A parrot that was sitting on his arm saw it and bit it in half instantly. 😂😂 |
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pinklady
Drama Llama
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Post by pinklady on Nov 8, 2022 2:01:07 GMT
I love this video! 🤣😂🤣
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kate
Drama Llama
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Location: The city that doesn't sleep
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Post by kate on Nov 8, 2022 2:53:43 GMT
Oh, man, these are good!  |
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Post by callmenutz on Nov 8, 2022 4:55:34 GMT
So my friend and her family go to an event at the school gym. Her young daughter yells out, “it smells like dicks in here”! Heads swing around! Imagine what people are thinking….😆
They had just been to Dick’s Sporting Goods store and the gym had that same smell of rubber that the store did!
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