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Post by onelasttime on Sept 12, 2023 21:20:06 GMT
I swiped this from my high school graduating class Facebook Group…. 😀
“Here are some funnies that I borrowed from someone else's post today :-))
1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.
2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.
3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.
4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.
5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.
6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.
7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.
8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.
9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.
10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
13. I run like the winded.
14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?
17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.
21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."
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Post by revirdsuba99 on Sept 12, 2023 21:40:56 GMT
MSNBC just showed Tuberville stating that it's the Democrats fault. Yesterday
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Tuberville: says Milley can stay in place past Oct 1st...
someone says no he can't.
Tuberville: then he's out, we'll get someone else to do it.
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 13, 2023 1:39:14 GMT
Have you ever heard of a U.S. Senator sticking his nose into an election in a state he dies not represent? He is indeed asking money.
ACYN..
”Lindsey Graham says he was just doing his job when he tried to inject himself into the election process in Georgia. He then solicits donations to help him replenish his funds he spent on legal expenses”
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Post by dawnnikol on Sept 13, 2023 10:38:22 GMT
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Post by dawnnikol on Sept 13, 2023 10:39:02 GMT
What a gem:
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 13, 2023 15:00:43 GMT
Only a dimwit would think both parties are the same.
This
Ken Klippenstein.
“Property developer and CEO Tim Gurner: "We need to see unemployment rise. Unemployment has to jump 40, 50 percent in my view. We need to see pain in the economy. We need to remind people that they work for the employer, not the other way around."
Prompted this response…
Matthew Sheffield.
“This is pretty much the viewpoint of almost every top Republican inside and outside of government.
Whenever you hear someone claim "both parties are the same," remind them of this fact.”
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Post by Lurkingpea on Sept 13, 2023 15:19:28 GMT
Too bad their isn't audio. I am sure she was polite and well spoken. {Sarcasm} The article I read had a comment from her publicist which was ridiculous. It also talked about how she "bared her teeth" which was accompanied by a photo of her sneering and pointing at someone in a seemingly aggressive manor. It made me laugh. |
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 13, 2023 15:25:36 GMT
trump posted one of his rants and this is in response. I thought the same thing as the last sentence of the tweet..
Republicans against trump..
”Imagine citing Putin, the man who literally murders journalists and political opponents as proof that the criminal indictments against you is “Political interference”. 🤦♂️
Trump is such a moron. No wonder the Russians picked him as their perfect asset in the US.”
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Post by Gem Girl on Sept 13, 2023 19:08:41 GMT
This headline from the WSJ…. “Putin Wants His Hit Man Back”
“Moscow seeks the return of a covert operative serving a life sentence in Germany, possibly in exchange for Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich and others held by Russia” Well if it gets ALL our people being held in Russia back then make a deal with Germany and give the man his hit man back. |
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Post by Gem Girl on Sept 13, 2023 19:10:05 GMT
Too bad their isn't audio. I am sure she was polite and well spoken. {Sarcasm} The article I read had a comment from her publicist which was ridiculous. It also talked about how she "bared her teeth" which was accompanied by a photo of her sneering and pointing at someone in a seemingly aggressive manor. It made me laugh. LOL |
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 13, 2023 19:41:20 GMT
This headline from the WSJ…. “Putin Wants His Hit Man Back”
“Moscow seeks the return of a covert operative serving a life sentence in Germany, possibly in exchange for Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich and others held by Russia” Well if it gets ALL our people being held in Russia back then make a deal with Germany and give the man his hit man back. trump is too much of a coward to be a hit man. He’s better suited to be the Putin puppet that he is. |
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 13, 2023 19:46:37 GMT
How the Republicans in the House take care of the People’s business..
From Axios..
”Matt Gaetz threatens McCarthy with daily attempt to remove him as speaker”
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Post by dawnnikol on Sept 13, 2023 20:15:09 GMT
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 13, 2023 20:54:43 GMT
Interesting little tidbit. Kyle Griffin… ”Mitt Romney sent this text to Mitch McConnell on Jan. 2, 2021: "In case you have not heard this, I just got a call from Angus King, who said that he had spoken with a senior official at the Pentagon who reports that they are seeing very disturbing social media traffic regarding the protests planned on the 6th. There are calls to burn down your home, Mitch; to smuggle guns into DC, and to storm the Capitol. I hope that sufficient security plans are in place, but I am concerned that the instigator—the President—is the one who commands the reinforcements the DC and Capitol police might require." McConnell never responded.” |
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Post by revirdsuba99 on Sept 13, 2023 22:35:12 GMT
Of course not!!
He will vote for whoever the GOP nominee is!!
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Post by aj2hall on Sept 14, 2023 0:59:06 GMT
I guess we should be grateful that he's coming forward. However, I am really tired of Republicans and Trump's appointees who waited until they released a book to disclose horror stories about Trump. And in Romney's case, he waited until he published a book and he announced he won't seek re-election . |
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 14, 2023 2:31:52 GMT
And Russia is probably enjoying this as well…
All in with Chris Hayes…
”WATCH-- Sen. Mark Kelly shreds Sen. Tommy Tuberville for blocking over 300 military promotions:
“Do you know who is celebrating over this right now? The Chinese government, the Chinese military. In the Chinese embassy there’s probably champagne corks popping over this.”
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 14, 2023 4:15:04 GMT
Isn’t there any Republicans in public office that has integrity. ABC News… link”Arkansas Gov. Sarah Sanders seeks to limit public records law amid suit related to her travel.” From the article.. ”Sarah Sanders seeks to limit public records law amid suit related to her travel” “Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders' push to overhaul the state's expansive public records law stumbled at the start of a special legislative session she called this week, with Republican leaders late Monday reworking a bill to enact her changes as Sanders, who says the move is about security and government efficiency, faces criticism over the issue -- even from within her party. A special three-day session Sanders announced on Friday, called also to address tax cuts and prevent potential COVID-19 mandates, comes as a lawsuit pends against the state for allegedly withholding information related to her travel requested under the Arkansas Freedom of Information Act. The man who filed the suit believes the timing isn't a coincidence. Matt Campbell, an attorney in Little Rock and founder of the progressive blog "Blue Hog Report," filed his complaint on Sept. 5 against the Arkansas State Police, which provides security for the governor, after he says the agency failed to provide passenger manifests that he requested for some of Sanders' flights. A circuit judge in Arkansas is scheduled to hear Campbell's case -- which he contends is "the easiest, most straightforward FOIA win ever" -- on Thursday morning. But Campbell said he's not sure if his case could be affected should lawmakers pass the proposed exemptions to the public records law before then. |
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Post by revirdsuba99 on Sept 14, 2023 4:35:33 GMT
Sanders in Arkansas is just following DeSantis in Florida blocking all travel info. No reason not to disclose and provide the info after the event if security is the goal. Got to say she learned well from TFG! naby64 |
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Post by naby64 on Sept 14, 2023 14:17:57 GMT
Sanders in Arkansas is just following DeSantis in Florida blocking all travel info. No reason not to disclose and provide the info after the event if security is the goal. Got to say she learned well from TFG! naby64 Yes, I have been hearing and reading about this. The only good news out of this is there are some Republicans that are pushing back on this. It is just a crap show here in the state with all the stuff going on. And yes, you are correct. She learned it from the best. |
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Post by Gem Girl on Sept 14, 2023 17:53:28 GMT
I guess we should be grateful that he's coming forward. However, I am really tired of Republicans and Trump's appointees who waited until they released a book to disclose horror stories about Trump. And in Romney's case, he waited until he published a book and he announced he won't seek re-election .I often lament the present-day's lack of moral courage, and I certainly never thought it would turn up in anybody on that side of the aisle. It's sickening, and it emboldens the ne'er-do-wells. |
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Post by revirdsuba99 on Sept 14, 2023 19:15:24 GMT
Isn't vaping banned indoors? An UPDATE: Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colorado) often espouses Christian nationalist views — and she hasn't hesitated to attack Democrats as anti-family, anti-religion and anti-motherhood. *** But according to reporting in the Denver Post, Boebert was kicked out of a Beetlejuice performance at Denver's Buell Theater on Sunday, September 10. And a new report reveals she was asked to leave after she refused to quit vaping near a pregnant woman. The Post reports that three attendees, including the woman, complained about Boebert. The woman alleged that when she asked the MAGA congresswoman to quit vaping, she refused. Boebert's office has denied that allegation. HuffPost's Josephine Harvey notes, "The woman, who said she did not recognize Boebert, told the Post she asked the lawmaker to stop vaping, but the congresswoman simply said 'no.' She said Boebert was singing along loudly with her hands in the air and took multiple long videos during the first half of the performance. The woman made a complaint during intermission. When she returned to her seat with her husband, Boebert called her a 'sad and miserable person,' she said." www.rawstory.com/boebert-booted-from-beetlejuice-boot-came-after-she-refused-to-quit-vaping-near-a-pregnant-woman-report/ |
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 14, 2023 19:23:03 GMT
People had better start waking up to what the Republicans are doing while they still have “choice” because if they wait too long to see what’s happening they may find they no longer have “choice”. ”BREAKING: Wisconsin's Republican-controlled Senate voted to remove the state's top elections official, Wisconsin Elections Commission administrator Meagan Wolfe. From the Democracy Docket…. link”WASHINGTON, D.C. — On Thursday, Sept. 14, Wisconsin Senate Republicans voted to remove Wisconsin Elections Commission (WEC) administrator Meagan Wolfe in a party line vote of 22-11. The move is the final legislative step in a long and winding process that was fueled by Republican conspiracies surrounding the 2020 presidential election. As a nonpartisan elections official, Wolfe was nominated to lead WEC by the commission itself in 2019 and confirmed with unanimous support by the Wisconsin Senate. WEC is a bipartisan commission that was formed in 2016 to serve as the state’s election regulatory agency and carries out a wide range of election administration-related functions for the state.” |
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Post by revirdsuba99 on Sept 14, 2023 19:34:36 GMT
Wisconsin, the home of conspiracy spreader Sen Ron Johnson....
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 14, 2023 21:24:26 GMT
The Recount..
”The Wisconsin Senate voted to fire Meagan Wolfe after she was the subject of threats and false conspiracy theories from 2020 election deniers.
Democrats are suing over Wolfe's firing, saying Senate Republicans lack the the authority to make the move.”
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 15, 2023 0:01:02 GMT
Guess where this is happening…
AP
”A migrant reception center in ***** southernmost ***** of ****** is overwhelmed as authorities work to transfer thousands of newly arrived migrants to the *****.”
Random response…
”Here's a thought:
There is literally not enough room for every single human to live in ******.
Somebody needs to come up with a plan B.”
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 15, 2023 0:05:33 GMT
Meanwhile in CA….
No Lie With Brian Cohen Tyler.
“California Democrats just voted to approve unemployment pay for workers who are striking—a major win for workers’ rights.”
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Post by onelasttime on Sept 15, 2023 1:24:32 GMT
Ain’t that the truth….
Acyn..
”Biden: For all the time they spend attacking me and my plan, here’s what they never do: They never talk about what they want to do. They tell you what their against but what are they for? It’s like they want to keep it a secret. I don’t blame them.”
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Post by dawnnikol on Sept 15, 2023 10:53:53 GMT
Isn't vaping banned indoors? Imagine not thinking that there would be security cameras to prove you're a lying idiot. |
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Post by crazy4scraps on Sept 15, 2023 12:19:17 GMT
Isn't vaping banned indoors? Imagine not thinking that there would be security cameras to prove you're a lying idiot. Not to mention a no class loser. |
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