freebird
Drama Llama
'cause I'm free as a bird now
Posts: 6,927
Jun 25, 2014 20:06:48 GMT
|
Post by freebird on Jul 5, 2014 16:05:22 GMT
Who polishes their shoes on the bed? On their wife's dead grandmother's quilt? My husband.
Then gets annoyed when I get pissed. especially after I caught him doing it once before.
Add yours.
|
|
|
Post by anxiousmom on Jul 5, 2014 16:08:37 GMT
No husband makes for a whole lot less stress. A wee bit frustrated, but less stress.
|
|
denainok
Shy Member
Posts: 43
Jun 30, 2014 15:29:30 GMT
|
Post by denainok on Jul 5, 2014 16:10:15 GMT
Sounds like the same kind of husband that uses his wife's dead aunts hand embroidered tea towel to check the oil in the car!!! I feel your pain!!
|
|
|
Post by keknj on Jul 5, 2014 16:11:26 GMT
I hope your grandmother's quilt survived!
|
|
|
Post by cahwoo on Jul 5, 2014 16:27:08 GMT
I'll join you. Mine puts things away but never where they belong he just puts out of sight. I have to look for everything and put it in the right place.
|
|
|
Post by Lovebug2867 on Jul 5, 2014 16:35:53 GMT
Mine has the AC on right now and I'm freezing it's not hot outside at all. This same man had the heat on not an hour ago and the temperature hasn't changed.
|
|
MizIndependent
Drama Llama
Quit your bullpoop.
Posts: 5,836
Jun 25, 2014 19:43:16 GMT
|
Post by MizIndependent on Jul 5, 2014 16:41:07 GMT
If you feel the need for retributive action, just use his favorite shitty shirt, yeah...the one you told him he can't wear in public anymore but he still insists is a great shirt and persists in wearing at home, take that shirt and use it to remove your eyemakeup with. Make sure you put on a LOT of mascara beforehand.
|
|
TankTop
Pearl Clutcher
Refupea #1,871
Posts: 4,798
Location: On the couch...
Jun 28, 2014 1:52:46 GMT
|
Post by TankTop on Jul 5, 2014 16:42:53 GMT
If you feel the need for retributive action, just use his favorite shitty shirt, yeah...the one you told him he can't wear in public anymore but he still insists is a great shirt and persists in wearing at home, take that shirt and use it to remove gour eyemakeup with. Make sure you put on a LOT of mascara beforehand. Winner!
|
|
tiffanytwisted
Pearl Clutcher
you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave
Posts: 4,538
Jun 26, 2014 15:57:39 GMT
|
Post by tiffanytwisted on Jul 5, 2014 18:51:07 GMT
If when you yelled at him about it, he said "I didn't know" or something to that effect, then he is my husband's long lost brother. Drives me batty that that's his answer to anything I say. Even if I've been saying it for 20+ years. Your title made me giggle - my handslap title was something similar. I had posted something that I felt like doing, but really had no intention of doing so. When I was told I shouldn't and I said I had plans to do it, I got called a liar, back pedaller (sp?), etc. So I'm here to tell you not to strangle your husband.
|
|
|
Post by oktrae on Jul 5, 2014 18:58:05 GMT
I think i'd be posting the man for sale on the local FB swap and shop groups. I hope the quilt is salvageable.
|
|
|
Post by myboysnme on Jul 5, 2014 18:59:54 GMT
Sorry, my hands are tied up strangling my own because of his snoring.
|
|
|
Post by my2apps2 on Jul 5, 2014 19:07:02 GMT
Don't even get me started. I just have to keep repeating "I love my husband, I love my husband, I love my husband" Hope you are able to get the shoe polish out!
|
|
|
Post by JoP on Jul 5, 2014 19:12:04 GMT
If you feel the need for retributive action, just use his favorite shitty shirt, yeah...the one you told him he can't wear in public anymore but he still insists is a great shirt and persists in wearing at home, take that shirt and use it to remove your eyemakeup with. Make sure you put on a LOT of mascara beforehand. I agree with this
|
|
|
Post by TracieClaiborne on Jul 5, 2014 19:51:29 GMT
I was just coming here to post a similar rant about my husband!!!! He and my daughter are driving me crazy today and I don't know why but they're annoying the heck out of me! He just came downstairs to get a shirt out of the dryer and then went on a 10 minute rant about me drying his shirts too long and them shrinking and I barely had them drying at all. I'm in the one of those "mad for no reason" moods today. Ugh.
|
|
gloryjoy
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 3,332
Jun 26, 2014 12:35:32 GMT
|
Post by gloryjoy on Jul 5, 2014 19:54:06 GMT
Your thread title made me laugh out loud.
And I have many vents/complaints, I just can't think of any specific one right now, but I'm with you!
|
|
Deleted
Posts: 0
Jul 6, 2024 21:23:53 GMT
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2014 19:55:40 GMT
How about leaving dirty clothes in a pile on the floor 2 feet away from the hamper?! Ugh, drives me crazy! Sometimes it's like having a fourth child!! Lol
|
|
Deleted
Posts: 0
Jul 6, 2024 21:23:53 GMT
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2014 19:58:52 GMT
I'm in the one of those "mad for no reason" moods today. Ugh. yeah...that was me last night. I was so crabby that I was irritating MYSELF! I put myself to bed early.
|
|
garcia5050
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 2,741
Location: So. Calif.
Jun 25, 2014 23:22:29 GMT
|
Post by garcia5050 on Jul 5, 2014 20:00:45 GMT
I don't own heirloom anything. But my husband did use new white expensive fluffy towels to wash his car. Once. Just once.
|
|
Judy26
Pearl Clutcher
MOTFY Bitchy Nursemaid
Posts: 2,900
Location: NW PA
Jun 25, 2014 23:50:38 GMT
|
Post by Judy26 on Jul 5, 2014 20:04:53 GMT
So let's say, for the sake of argument, that a husband(not mine of course, he is perfect.) backed into a car (third time this year) and caused $3,000 worth of damage. And let's say, same DH removed $3,000 from joint savings acct. to pay for the damage without telling you. When confronted with the missing $$ same VERY DH fessed up with the excuse of "But you go so angry the last time when I DID tell you." as the reason he was so sneaky. Would the wife (not me, of course. I am also perfect) get off scott free in the Pea court of law, if she just happened to scrub the toilet with DH's toothbrush? (It was just lying there,so close to the commode, calling my (I mean her) name....
|
|
|
Post by Sam on Jul 5, 2014 20:13:16 GMT
Don't even get me started. I just have to keep repeating "I love my husband, I love my husband, I love my husband" Lucky you - my mantra is 'I tolerate, I tolerate, I tolerate'
|
|
|
Post by travelscrapper on Jul 5, 2014 20:15:09 GMT
Don't even get me started. I just have to keep repeating "I love my husband, I love my husband, I love my husband" Lucky you - my mantra is 'I tolerate, I tolerate, I tolerate' That is too funny--I have to remember those.
|
|
|
Post by mamanay on Jul 5, 2014 20:16:23 GMT
Whose husband buys the wife (me) a fitbit for her 50th birthday? And then gets pissed at her when she says she gets the hint that she is getting fat and needs to do something about it. I didn't get mad or throw a fit about it because I said I was fine with just a card. He was not. He needed to buy me something. But why the fitbit? Who knows how his mind works. And why get mad at me? I wasn't angry, my feelings were sort of hurt. But the truth is, that loosing a few pounds would be good for me. LOL! Silly man!!! He's lucky I love him and know his heart was in the right place.
|
|
Deleted
Posts: 0
Jul 6, 2024 21:23:53 GMT
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2014 20:18:50 GMT
I was just coming here to post a similar rant about my husband!!!! He and my daughter are driving me crazy today and I don't know why but they're annoying the heck out of me! He just came downstairs to get a shirt out of the dryer and then went on a 10 minute rant about me drying his shirts too long and them shrinking and I barely had them drying at all. I'm in the one of those "mad for no reason" moods today. Ugh. Tracie, my DH would be drying his own shirts from this day forward.
|
|
|
Post by miominmio on Jul 5, 2014 20:19:03 GMT
If you feel the need for retributive action, just use his favorite shitty shirt, yeah...the one you told him he can't wear in public anymore but he still insists is a great shirt and persists in wearing at home, take that shirt and use it to remove your eyemakeup with. Make sure you put on a LOT of mascara beforehand. Love this!
|
|
|
Post by SunnySmile on Jul 5, 2014 20:19:19 GMT
I'll join you. Mine puts things away but never where they belong he just puts out of sight. I have to look for everything and put it in the right place. Mine does this too, and if you ask him where he put it, he'll just say "I didn't touch it"... he honestly doesn't remember.
|
|
|
Post by miominmio on Jul 5, 2014 20:20:34 GMT
So let's say, for the sake of argument, that a husband(not mine of course, he is perfect.) backed into a car (third time this year) and caused $3,000 worth of damage. And let's say, same DH removed $3,000 from joint savings acct. to pay for the damage without telling you. When confronted with the missing $$ same VERY DH fessed up with the excuse of "But you go so angry the last time when I DID tell you." as the reason he was so sneaky. Would the wife (not me, of course. I am also perfect) get off scott free in the Pea court of law, if she just happened to scrub the toilet with DH's toothbrush? (It was just lying there,so close to the commode, calling my (I mean her) name.... Of course you....I mean she, would!
|
|
Deleted
Posts: 0
Jul 6, 2024 21:23:53 GMT
|
Post by Deleted on Jul 5, 2014 21:32:04 GMT
I just fell in love with Judy26.
|
|
|
Post by queenofshoes on Jul 5, 2014 22:07:18 GMT
I just fell in love with Judy26. Me too! I would totally do that! Lesa
|
|
|
Post by melrose on Jul 5, 2014 22:13:45 GMT
Sounds like grounds for justifiable homicide to me!
|
|
lilypop
Shy Member
Posts: 34
Jun 30, 2014 13:36:30 GMT
|
Post by lilypop on Jul 5, 2014 22:18:39 GMT
I just fell in love with Judy26. Me too! I would totally do that! Lesa I'm on that Judy26 love boat!
|
|