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Post by cadoodlebug on Mar 12, 2015 19:56:25 GMT
*Don't make excuses for nasty people. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.* 
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georgiapea
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Jun 27, 2014 18:02:10 GMT
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Post by georgiapea on Mar 12, 2015 19:58:10 GMT
That made me LOL. At work. But I'm alone in the office with the door closed so it's good.
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Post by mzza111 on Mar 12, 2015 20:21:01 GMT
A big brown grizzly bear laying on it's back spread eagle holding it's butt with the caption, "OK guys who has the lighter"!  Fart jokes are always funny!
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jayfab
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Jun 26, 2014 21:55:15 GMT
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Post by jayfab on Mar 12, 2015 20:21:32 GMT
Good one. Here's mine *When people suck the life out of you, wouldn't it be nice if they took some fat too*"
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Post by giatocj on Mar 12, 2015 20:22:52 GMT
*Don't make excuses for nasty people. You can't put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.*  I posted that one a while ago on my page and it's still as funny now as it was then. One of my all time favorites~
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2015 20:24:18 GMT
Sometimes you just have to thrown on the crown and remind them who they are dealing with! 
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Post by cmpeter on Mar 12, 2015 20:26:23 GMT
Not on FB, but a co-worker said to me today "the juice isn't worth the squeeze". We were talking about a project that would be pricey with little return on investment.
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StephDRebel
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Jul 5, 2014 1:53:49 GMT
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Post by StephDRebel on Mar 12, 2015 20:52:02 GMT
My luck is so bad if I bought a cemetery people would stop dying!
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Mar 12, 2015 21:17:35 GMT
Oh my gosh! 
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edie3
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Jun 26, 2014 1:03:18 GMT
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Post by edie3 on Mar 12, 2015 21:21:14 GMT
Can't top that one!
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Post by ktdoesntscrap on Mar 12, 2015 21:38:11 GMT
A friend of mine posted that today too. Very funny!
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Post by mommaho on Mar 13, 2015 18:36:34 GMT
You pay peanuts, you get monkeys and have to duck from them fling their crap!
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