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Post by workingclassdog on Jul 10, 2014 21:21:35 GMT
Operations in order:
1) Receive customers calls and log customers 2)Create and log Orders 3) Fill out Applications, sort the paperwork 4)Create and maintain files. The Applicant must have a transportation to work and is not allowed to use Internet, speak on non-business matters during working hours, come late to work, use working hours in unproductive manner.
В оффис, расположенный в городе Westminster
Срочно требуется на работу manadger свободно владеющим русским и английским языком всеми програмами "Microsoft Office"
Звонить после предоставления резюме в электронной почты info@foreignconsultants.com
So I am assuming their last person was using the internet too much, on the phone with friends/family and coming in late? Was she Russian as well?
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Post by dulcemama on Jul 10, 2014 21:35:04 GMT
It's kind of like those ridiculous warnings that are on everything..."don't shove hot curling iron up your nose" And you think "why would they need to say that, 'cause who would do that? But you know someone probably did.
No idea about the Russian though.
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Post by mimima on Jul 10, 2014 21:36:15 GMT
What's interesting, is that it says that you need to speak both Russian and English and use "Microsoft Office" in the Russian but assumes, I guess, that if you can't read that part, you aren't qualified  |
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Post by sisterbdsq on Jul 10, 2014 21:38:57 GMT
That's NUTS.
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Post by workingclassdog on Jul 10, 2014 21:41:24 GMT
Are you serious? It says in the Russian part you need to speak it? Ummm really.. shouldn't you put that part in the English side of the post? (I'm going back to look and see if I missed it)...
Nope read the whole ad.. doesn't say it in English.. so weird.
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Post by craftykitten on Jul 10, 2014 21:42:00 GMT
Gosh that sounds like a fun job!
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Post by workingclassdog on Jul 10, 2014 21:43:31 GMT
Yeah and you are going to pay me $12 with commission in three months. Commission, for an admin job? That is weird.
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Post by BarbaraUK on Jul 10, 2014 23:13:21 GMT
What's interesting, is that it says that you need to speak both Russian and English and use "Microsoft Office" in the Russian but assumes, I guess, that if you can't read that part, you aren't qualified Thank you for the translation, that satisfies my curiosity about why the ad' was in two languages!  |
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Post by ladytrisha on Jul 10, 2014 23:16:55 GMT
My sister had a long list of regulations at her new job - they made it sound so awful that joining the military sounding more relaxing. Don't bring your cellphone into the building, never on your desk, don't have a purse at your desk (yeah, like I'm leaving it in the CAR?), park between the lines in the parking lot and not close to one side or the other. I think the HR person must have had a bad day!
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Post by workingclassdog on Jul 11, 2014 15:26:26 GMT
Good grief Trisha.. that sounds terrible!! My son in the Air Force doesn't have that many rules! lol
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Post by dawndoll on Jul 11, 2014 15:31:05 GMT
Oh, before I retired I had an HR Director who, I swear, laid awake at night dreaming up stupid rules.
The morale in that place is horrendous. Which is sad, as when I started there 27+ years ago it was an AWESOME place to work.
It is a hospital, where employees SHOULD be happy so as to create a positive atmosphere with patients and families.
Sigh...
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Post by BuckeyeSandy on Jul 11, 2014 15:56:02 GMT
My sister had a long list of regulations at her new job - they made it sound so awful that joining the military sounding more relaxing. Don't bring your cellphone into the building, never on your desk, don't have a purse at your desk (yeah, like I'm leaving it in the CAR?), park between the lines in the parking lot and not close to one side or the other. I think the HR person must have had a bad day! I WAS IN THE AIR FORCE, and except for a couple duties (involving things that can make a big "BOOM" where even to turn a page is a checklist item) we were not so up-tight about stuff. |
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