luvnlifelady
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Post by luvnlifelady on Jul 11, 2014 22:37:47 GMT
Oh yah, I've done something really embarassing and alcohol wasn't even a factor. I was at the wedding of DH's co-worker and during the best man's speech I blurted out "boring." Holy crap, who does that?? DH's entire family was there too!
The couple later divorced and I'm FB friends with his co-worker (a woman) and she said I was right, the speech was boring...still that is way lame. I'm not one to do crazy stuff like that either. This was some time ago.
On a lighter note, I was at SIL's 4th of July party this year. It was some family but mostly her friends (think housewives of OC since yah, they are SAHM's from OC). I was sitting in a patio chair that somehow was partly in the dirt and tipped right over. 17 yo DD saw me from across the yard and just about died laughing. Luckily, I was ok, but sure had a bruised ego.
I've also driven into the DH's neighbor's garage when the houses were first built. They all looked the same. I don't think the people knew I did it or at least I hope not. It was when we were dating.
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Post by kimpossible on Jul 11, 2014 22:39:47 GMT
I have nothing to add (I'm purposely forgetting all my horrifying moments) but just wanted to say - both stories are not only hilarious- but horrifying too!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2014 22:44:57 GMT
Luvnlifelady - I am always afraid I am going to blurt something out at the most inappropriate time - church, professional development days at school, etc.
Eta: ok..I wasn't going to say it, but I laughed at your tipping chair incident. That is something that could very well happen to me with the luck I have.
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Post by Nink on Jul 11, 2014 22:49:42 GMT
Let's see, many years ago I walked out of the bathroom at a wedding reception with my dress tucked into the back of my pantyhose.
And last year at my "yearly appointment" while getting my pap the Dr. Had inserted the speculum along with about a gallon of K-Y and then asked me to scoot down the table a little further. Apparently there was significant enough pressure when I did it, to shoot the speculum out and have the Dr. catch it.
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MizIndependent
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Post by MizIndependent on Jul 11, 2014 22:52:59 GMT
There was the time I was going through airport security and one of the agents picked up my bag to put through the x-ray...he must have hit it just right because quite suddenly there was a *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* emanating from my bag...slightly muffled, definitely noticeable. Anyone within a 5' radius could hear it...and there were a lot of people going through the line just then. I turned about 18 shades of red, grabbed my bag after it'd gone through and made a VERY BIG SHOW of opening it up and shutting off my ELECTRIC RAZOR. Yeah...embarrassing.
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Post by TeuchterPea on Jul 11, 2014 22:56:26 GMT
I was chatting with a group of friends and a female friend came over wearing a low cut blouse which clearly showed her ample bazongas. She was also wearing a stunning necklace. I said in a loud voice "Lynn I LOVE your beads" but must have been distracted and it came out as "Lynn I LOVE your breasts!" Blush .
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Post by dulcemama on Jul 11, 2014 22:59:29 GMT
I swear, they always seem to involve dropping off or picking up a kid, don't they?
Earlier this year DD was invited to a friend's birthday party at the family's home. I had never been there before but found the place fairly easily and pulled into the driveway. Only it wasn't their driveway, it was the driveway for the house next door. So I backed out and pulled into the correct driveway while 10 girls sat on the lawn an giggled.
Now, this party was in the next town over form ours, so after dropping off DD, I headed back to our town, went and returned something at a store and then went and got my garden plants from the local nursery and also stopped and got gas before heading back to pick up DD. I got to the house, rang the bell and the birthday girl answered the door and invited me in. I was swarmed by girls asking if I was picking DD up, to which I said "yes". DD was standing there with a not very pleasant look on her face and her arms crossed. She then says "Do I have to go? It's not time yet!" I had got there an hour early! Very embarrassing when I returned an hour later to actually pick up DD. She forgave me though because I did the grocery shopping in that hour, which meant she didn't have to do that with me.
ETA: I forgot to say that when I arrived the first time and realized that I was there at the wrong time, DD said "Maybe you should look at your watch. But I HAD looked at my watch. Several times in fact.
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luvnlifelady
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Post by luvnlifelady on Jul 11, 2014 23:01:38 GMT
Glad I could provide a laugh or two but I'm also laughing at some of the others. Too funny!
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Post by magentapea on Jul 11, 2014 23:07:32 GMT
Here's my mortifyingly embarrassing moment . . .
I was 17 and attending my cousin's wedding. A guy that I liked came after dinner to hang out with me. Time to catch the bouquet. I strut onto the dance floor in my very cute strapless gown. You see where this is going? I jumped up, and the dress didn't. I tried to pull it up in mid-air and fell onto a table near the dance floor where an old man was sitting. He was laughing so hard he was crying!
I know that I've done some other embarrassing things, but this is the only one I can think of at the moment.
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Post by Laura on Jul 11, 2014 23:14:10 GMT
One time about 10 years ago I was on a job interview at a school of a very well known educational blogger. I had gotten to know this blogger when I attended a conference that she taught a workshop at. I loved her ideas and I ended up e-mailing her some questions after the conference. After a few back and forth e-mails She found out I lived in her area and she knew I was looking for a job so she told me to apply at her district and that she would give my name to her principal because they were looking to fill a position.
The principal calls me and I go in for the interview one hot May weekday. I wore a short sleeved blouse under an overall type jumper dress. Being the proper girl that I am I wore a half slip under the skirt of the dress. But little did I know that the slip was old and the elastic waistband would, at that very moment, decide to fail. The principal was giving me a tour of the school and with each step I was feeling it glide further and further down my legs. By the time she took me to my e-mail buddy's classroom my slip was almost completely down around my ankles with the elastic part around my knees. My skirt was long so I don't know if they could see the slip around my ankles or not, but while we were talking I managed to stand behind a desk or something so I wouldn't be noticed. Eventually the principal left and I had to tell the teacher what was happening with my slip and I ended up going into an empty room next door to take it off. I was so embarrassed.
Never did get the job. I found out I was just one of those dummy interviews that they set up in order to fill the interview quota for the position.
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Post by turangaleela on Jul 11, 2014 23:14:40 GMT
I thought I was going to die from embarrassment when I was 15. I'd moved to a new (much bigger) high school and was chasing this obnoxious boy down the hall (again, 15 years old) when he took a right and then a sharp left. Of course I followed him - right into the boys' bathroom. UGH. I've never moved so fast in my life as when I exited that room.
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Post by Zee on Jul 11, 2014 23:18:36 GMT
Many, but one that really sticks in my mind was when my co-workers and I were talking about someone we hadn't seen in a long time and I said I hadn't seen her in a coon's age. My black friend reared up and said WHAT? I had NO IDEA that "coon" was a racial slur. I was not raised to use that saying in a racist way. To me, it just meant you haven't seen someone in a long time. I was mortified when it was explained to me. Fortunately we are very good friends (and that was 14 years ago and we are still close!) And she knew I didn't mean to use any type of slur. Still, it was so embarrassing that I said that in front of three black women. Definitely learned something new that day. I've never said it since.
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Post by snappinsami on Jul 11, 2014 23:19:42 GMT
Well, this certainly wasn't slap-stick, but file it under completely mortifying... I've had a friend, Jeff, since I started high school. Dated off and on, but never got serious (much to my grandmother's dismay). He was actually the son of our family doctor when I was growing up, so I knew his father pretty well too. Jeff has been one of my best friends since before I met my DH. In 2000, after I'd been married for 8 years, and was pregnant (I blame it on this, of course), Jeff got married, and DH (Jim) and I went to his wedding. At the reception, his father saw me and came over to say hi. I made the normal introductions: "Dr. G, this is my husband, Jeff." Yes, I did. But wait... It gets better... In around 2002, Jeff and his wife M came to see Jim and me when we were visiting my parents' house. As M had never met my parents, he made the normal introductions: "Mr. and Mrs. F, this is my wife, Samantha." Yes, he did. All I can say is that I'm glad Jim has a sense of humor. M, not so much. Their marriage was never healthy, but they wound up getting divorced about a year after that debacle. Oops...
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Post by freecharlie on Jul 11, 2014 23:25:52 GMT
I was student teaching 5th grade and was walking around monitoring the students working and a fart slipped out next to a student's head. He was shocked, then laughed, I laughed, we all laughed and we all got over it, but OMG was I embarrassed.
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Post by scrapsuzy on Jul 11, 2014 23:40:24 GMT
I use to work at a place that posted the monthly schedule, and used different highlighters to mark the employee's shifts. Everyone was highlighted, except me. That was unusual. I live/work in the South, with a history of (and on-going, unfortunately) racial tension (including in the place where I worked.) And as I looked at the schedule, I said "I'm the only one who isn't colored. Why I am the only one who isn't colored?" Crickets. Then snickering (as in, trying really hard not to laugh but can't help it). And then I said "I mean colored in! I mean highlighted! ARGH!" Fortunately the 3 co-workers who were in the vicinity (all African-American, though not really, just going with a limited demographic options like we have to at work)... well, they all thought it was hilarious and the more I blushed, the funnier it was. I didn't hear the end of that one (and it got passed around) until I left that job.
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Post by Nanner on Jul 11, 2014 23:50:37 GMT
Well, this certainly wasn't slap-stick, but file it under completely mortifying... I've had a friend, Jeff, since I started high school. Dated off and on, but never got serious (much to my grandmother's dismay). He was actually the son of our family doctor when I was growing up, so I knew his father pretty well too. Jeff has been one of my best friends since before I met my DH. In 2000, after I'd been married for 8 years, and was pregnant (I blame it on this, of course), Jeff got married, and DH (Jim) and I went to his wedding. At the reception, his father saw me and came over to say hi. I made the normal introductions: "Dr. G, this is my husband, Jeff." Yes, I did. But wait... It gets better... In around 2002, Jeff and his wife M came to see Jim and me when we were visiting my parents' house. As M had never met my parents, he made the normal introductions: "Mr. and Mrs. F, this is my wife, Samantha." haha! Many years ago, a very good friend came to visit from out of town. She stayed at another good friend's. A friend of her husband was my high school boyfriend. He came by with his girlfriend and introduced her to everyone as "Nancy". Immediately turned red, and stuttered "err.... ummm... and then said real name. And yes, I (Nancy) was there as well. The girlfriend wasn't impressed. We were all so embarrassed for him
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Post by Deleted on Jul 12, 2014 0:03:06 GMT
Back when I had a job, we had a good time at work. We got our stuff done, but still cut up and enjoyed everyone around us.
One day, I was standing at someone else's cubicle and we were (shock) cutting up. I was laughing so hard that I ended up passing out.
Like seriously. Blacked out. From a standing position, I FELL to the ground.
I came to when I hit the ground and just sat there for a few minutes to get my bearings...and while everyone around me freaked out.
Even the CFO came over to see if I was okay and from that point on, I apparently became his buddy because he frequently came over to visit even though he typically wasn't in the "cut up crew". (the President...yes...the CEO...yes...CFO...not so much)
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Post by seriousscrapper on Jul 12, 2014 0:06:26 GMT
I am from a very, very small town in northeast GA where everyone knew me. Back in high school, at the height of the Smokey and the Bandit era, CBs were our cell phones. One afternoon, my mom sent my sister and me to the grocery store. While Donna went in, I stayed in the car and took advantage of the time to try to contact my boyfriend. I said "Breaker 19 this is Bambi, Cane Cutter, you got your ears on" a couple of times. All of a sudden, my sister races out of the store with her arms outstretched like she was a bird ready to fly. She was yelling "Shut up, shut up"!! My CB radio signal had been picked up by the grocery store's intercom system and my conversation was broadcasted over the loudspeaker for every one to hear!!! I wanted the earth to open up and engulf me! Needless to say, I did not show my face in that store for a very long time.
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Post by maryland on Jul 12, 2014 0:22:41 GMT
Oh no! That would be so hard to be expected to just walk into the house and say hello. I know I couldn't do that. Our other house is almost that size and we could always hear the doorbell. But ours was new, so they probably had "expert" (haha!) doorbells so we could hear it. In fact, with a 2 story foyer and family room, you could hear everything in that house. I would for sure give my child a hard time for not telling me which house they were at.
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Post by shutterspeedgirl on Jul 12, 2014 0:23:18 GMT
When I was in high school, I was part of an elite choral group. We frequently toured in order to perform in community events. My junior year, we went from Portland to Disneyland, where we sang at some something or other. On the tour bus, on the way back, I was feeling pretty car sick (i'm highly motion sick). I had a large garbage bag in my lap and was mentally willing myself not to throw up in front of the entire choir.
My director came over to check on me, obviously trying to comfort me and make sure I was OK. He kept talking to me and I was afraid to open my mouth for fear of the worst thing happening. He kept pressing me to see if I was OK since I wasn't verbally responding. Sure enough, I opened my mouth to say I was hanging in there and I threw up all over him. Seriously chest to shoes...in front of the whole choir.
My senior year I was excused from touring.
Now, 25+years later, I'm part of a community choir and he, now retired from teaching, is the director. I still haven't been able to live that one down!
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kimpea
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Post by kimpea on Jul 12, 2014 0:27:31 GMT
After a rough night with a newborn Dd where she peed and spit up on me I took off my clothes, quickly showered and just tossed on panties and a robe.
She was finally down and sleeping soundly when I heard a woodpecker pecking on our house. I grabbed a broom from the kitchen and ran outside waving it wildly to shoo it away. As I'm looking up to see where it is while shaking my broom my robe comes undone and my new mom boobs come flying out. As I quickly try to close it I hear laughing and look to see it wasn't a woodpecker but 2 workers replacing trim on my neighbors house. They were the hammering I heard!
Totally embarrassed I dropped the broom and ran in the house. I don't think I went outside once while they were there working over the next week. Dh thought it was hilarious and said the neighbor should get a discount for getting a show.
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Post by AussieMeg on Jul 12, 2014 0:29:38 GMT
Yes I have done something similar to the OP. Years ago when DD was about 4yo a work colleague, Sandra, invited me to her NYE party. I would only have known one other person from work who was going, so I thought I would only drop in for a couple of hours with DD. I had never been to Sandra's house before. It was up in the hills and the street numbering was all over the place. We pulled up to her house and walked in. I asked one of the guests "Is Sandra around?" The woman replied "Yes she's just out the back." So I went outside but couldn't see Sandra anywhere so I just started mingling with the other guests, eating the finger food, having a grand ole time. Well I was there for about half an hour before I realised that I WAS AT THE WRONG HOUSE! It was just a coincidence that there also happened to be another Sandra at this stranger's house. I was SO embarrassed, but all the guests thought it was hilarious! I casually waved goodbye, told them thanks for having me then practically ran up the long driveway to my car with DD in tow.
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Post by my.unquiet.mind on Jul 12, 2014 0:30:43 GMT
Way back in in 2000-2001, I was a brand new teacher working in a very small, very rural high school. My life was insanely busy and I had very little time to devote to anything other than work-related tasks. I seriously felt like all I did was make lesson plans and grade papers for 10 months straight. Obviously, some of the other aspects of my life were a bit neglected that school year, but I thought for sure that things would slow down a little once I had a year of teaching under my belt (Ha! How wrong I was!) One specific thing I had very little time for was shopping for clothes. My weight had fluctuated quite a bit at that point, so I was stuck with all these random articles of clothing in various sizes, most of which didn't necessarily coordinate with anything else. One morning I grabbed a long skirt and a random shirt and left for school. As soon as I got to school I realized that I'd made a huge mistake. The skirt was HUGE on me and I'd neglected to wear a belt. I spent the entire morning with one hand hooked through a belt loop, holding my skirt in place. My prep period came and I needed to run off some papers for my next class, so I headed down to the office where the best copy machine was kept. I was busily sorting my copies in the busy main office when the most horrible thing in the world happened...my skirt fell clear down to the ground in front of the secretaries, the principal, the guidance counselor, and even a random student! Luckily, I'd worn a really long shirt with the stupid too-big skirt, so nobody saw anything even remotely inappropriate. At first, everyone just sort of froze, waiting to see how I was going to react. I'm sure my face was as red as a fire engine and I'm not even sure mortified is a strong enough word for how I felt just then. I reached down and yanked my skirt back up and started laughing. I mean, what else could I do but laugh? It wasn't like I could go back in time to avoid the mishap, and besides no one was scandalized or anything. Once everyone realized that I was laughing and not crying, they all started laughing, too. I worked at that school for 3 more years, but I never wore that skirt there again, not even with a belt.
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Post by vi on Jul 12, 2014 0:48:51 GMT
One of my most embarrassing moments happened after my youngest son was born. I had a friend who said she would keep my children for me if I would run an errand for her and return some items to a friend's house. I was all for that -- I could get some things done. Anyway, I was in a hurry and stumbled over the doorstep of the friend's house. I hit the door to catch myself and the door flew open. I landed face first in her doorway and a whole bunch of people jumped out and said "Surprise"... and then "are you hurt"... "are you hurt". I looked up and it was a surprise baby shower for me. That was quite a grand entrance, but I can be clumsy like that.
Vi
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Post by samantha25 on Jul 12, 2014 0:55:52 GMT
Talk about a flip, and I don't mean hair! In college, I went to my first evening swim meet. I walked through the parking lot and didn't realize that there was a thick wire to block off parking and I ran into it mid thigh. I flipped over and my head was pointing down and my shirt flipped up to my neck, my whole midriff showing while all the fans where leaving. I still have indents in my thighs from that flip.
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Post by my.unquiet.mind on Jul 12, 2014 1:22:01 GMT
I thought of another one!
When I was in the 6th grade I was ridiculously and painfully clumsy and awkward. I was also insanely boy crazy and had a hard time paying attention to anything else when there were boys around.
Our school district was so small that we only had one functioning gym that grades K-12 had to share. Normally, the 6th-8th grade kids were allowed to spend recess in the gym when it got too cold to go outside in the winter. Unfortunately, sometimes the high school kids needed the gym to get ready for things such as dances, awards ceremonies, graduation, etc. When that happened, all of the junior high kids were banished to the bleachers and told that we were to avoid walking on the gym floor at all costs. We were allowed to walk around and talk to our friends while we were in the bleachers or we could use the time as an extra study hall (no one did this).
Anyway, during my 6th grade year the high school FHA girls hosted a formal dance in the gym. They decorated and decorated and decorated like you would not believe (I suspect it was mostly because as long as they were still busy putting up decorations, they didn't have to go back to their regular classes). They strung wire across the gym from one side to another and then twisted a row of streamers from the wire all the way down to the floor. They spent hours getting all the streamers just right, and it was truly an impressive sight when they were finished.
Of course, while all of this was going on, I was stuck in the bleachers with all the other junior high kids. We tried to make the best of it, though, and that particular day my friends and I were engaged in a furious note war with some of the boys in our class. I had a huuuge crush on one of the boys, so I was distracted and hyper from the get go. Participating in the note war required a member of one group to deliver a note to the other group, then run away as fast as possible. The note would then be sent back to the original group with additional comments scribbled all over it. Why this was considered a fun activity, I really don't know, but it was. I guess it was a really pathetic form of flirting.
When it was my turn to deliver the note to the group of boys, I was both unbelievably nervous and horribly self-conscious. I was so focused on getting the note to the boys that I tuned out everything around me and instead concentrated on trying to look "cool" as I made my way across the bleachers. Right when I got to the center section of the bleachers something terrible happened. I walked full-force straight into the wire that was holding up the wall of streamers. The entire wire perimeter of the decorated area jerked violently up and down and side to side while I struggled desperately to regain my balance in front of the entire student body of the junior high school plus the 20 or so high school kids who were working on the decorations. Everyone noticed what I'd done (it was kind of hard not to) and there was no way I could slink away unnoticed. I remember wanting to sink into the floor and disappear. I was so embarrassed that I wanted to cry, but if I remember correctly, I didn't. I can laugh about the whole incident now that I'm older and have accepted the fact that I'll never be "cool" in any way, shape or form, but when I was 12, it didn't seem quite so humorous.
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Post by pjynx on Jul 12, 2014 1:39:03 GMT
I've done something very similar to the OP. I was dropping my dd off at my sister's house, so she could babysit my sister's 4 kids. My sis lives in a cookie-cutter neighborhood. Many houses look the same. I pulled in and saw a couple kids I didn't recognize in the yard. There are always kids playing outside, so I figured they were friends of my nieces & nephews. Walked right in at the front door and a kid I didn't recognize walked past me and said hello, so again, I thought it was a friend. Meanwhile, my dd is thinking "great, now I'm gonna have more kids to watch". I yelled into the house "we're here". Looked around a bit and while the layout of the house was identical, there was just something "off". Then realized that the house was too clean to be my sister's . I turned to dd and said "Do we have the wrong house?" I heard a womans voice say "I think you do". She came peeking around the corner and I was absolutely mortified!!!! Then she introduced herself, I told her I was looking for my sister's house, and she knew immediately who my sister was.
So we leave and go 3 houses down to my sister's. My niece, playing in her own yard, laughed as she watched it all take place. "Nice one Aunt Pam" is what she said
Pam
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Post by eleezybeth on Jul 12, 2014 1:47:27 GMT
In my defense, I had food poisoning! But still I went to the job interview. It was there in front of the panel interview of 6 that a fart slipped out. Considering I was in the don't trust a fart stage of the belly wars I think I got off easy. I was hooooooorrified and so embarrassed. I did tell them I'd been sick but alas I did not get the job. They did refer me to a different position though.
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Post by shescrafty on Jul 12, 2014 2:11:50 GMT
I was in college and in DC with a new boyfriend and we were sitting on a park bench. We had gotten a soft pretzel to share and we're chatting away-I think it was our second or third date. He said something funny and I laughed and inhaled and the pretzel got jammed in my throat. I seriously could not breathe and was doing the "I'm choking" symbol with my hands around my neck but he must have thought I was still laughing. In a panic I jumped up and ran around the park bench and HURLED my body on the back of the bench at full force. With a GIANT belch the pretzel dislodged and came shooting out of my mouth and I struggled to catch my breath. Of course he was shocked and I was so embarrassed. That date ended quickly, but I guess my overall wonderfulness was so strong we still dated for a few months after that, lol.
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Post by mdoc on Jul 12, 2014 2:23:11 GMT
Back in the days of wraparound skirts, I neglected to tie mine properly. I was walking down a crowded street when it came untied and fell to my ankles. No slip. No pantyhose. My hands were full, so I couldn't scoop that skirt right up and get it back on quickly. And it was a college town, so it's not like these were anonymous strangers sharing the street with me. My face matched the crimson skirt that was bunched around my ankles.
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