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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on May 27, 2015 17:46:08 GMT
Squashed Stink Bug Rotten Potatoes Dead Mouse in the Wall Raw Chicken Forgotten in the Trunk Kirby Dogs (yes, I'm a bad pea with a long memory ) It's almost like the Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans of candle scents. So add the scents you think would not catch on!
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sharlag
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Post by sharlag on May 27, 2015 17:51:36 GMT
Well if we're pulling from old, 2peas memories, you have to add:
Ballsack
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Post by mellyw on May 27, 2015 17:55:05 GMT
Come on Sharla, you know that's not the only scent she liked. She also liked her dogs "frito" smelling paws.
So maybe Ballsack Puppy Paws?
So many options!!!!
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Post by deep on May 27, 2015 17:55:55 GMT
On the old board I had posted about thinking my candle was out of reach of my kitty. It was not. I had suggested at that time that "flaming cat ass" should not make it on the short list of Yankee Candle scents. It has "80's hair stuck in the blow dryer undertones"
You may relate to this if you've made an unfortunate discovery while cleaning the fridge. "Liquid Vegetable"
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on May 27, 2015 17:56:30 GMT
Well if we're pulling from old, 2peas memories, you have to add: Ballsack sharlag FTW!!!!!!!! How could I have forgotten such a classic?!
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Post by crimsoncat05 on May 27, 2015 18:00:41 GMT
awww, come on-- frito puppy paws smell is a real thing! (I like it too... <whispers>)
as for Yankee Candle smells, I unfortunately can totally relate to the 'liquid vegetable' idea (blech!)
How about "Unexpected Rotten Egg" or "Unexpected Spoiled Milk" scents ??
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Post by anxiousmom on May 27, 2015 18:03:41 GMT
I am going to have to go with 'teen boy feet that just came out of soccer cleats after practice on a lovely August day in Florida.'
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sharlag
Drama Llama
I like my artsy with a little bit of fartsy.
Posts: 6,580
Location: Kansas
Jun 26, 2014 12:57:48 GMT
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Post by sharlag on May 27, 2015 18:06:03 GMT
Asparagus Urine?
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Post by underwatermama on May 27, 2015 18:10:36 GMT
HE washing machine funk.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 18:13:03 GMT
Alabama Roadkill
Georgia Swamp Water
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Post by vspindler on May 27, 2015 18:17:55 GMT
"Dairy Air" (aka manure spread on a field) "Regurgitated Hot Dog" "Eau de diaper"
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MorningPerson
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Post by MorningPerson on May 27, 2015 18:35:42 GMT
(Formerly) Fresh Mozzarella
Yellowstone Sulphur Pit
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on May 27, 2015 18:49:09 GMT
These are hilarious! Keep 'em coming!!
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Post by peajays on May 27, 2015 18:52:55 GMT
Eau de skunk ( the right in your yard smell, not the off in the distance one)
B.O.
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Post by heather on May 27, 2015 18:53:47 GMT
Aroma de Altoona
Lysoled Couch
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tiffanytwisted
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Post by tiffanytwisted on May 27, 2015 18:53:51 GMT
I am going to have to go with 'teen boy feet that just came out of soccer cleats after practice on a lovely August day in Florida.' DAMN!! I was seriously going to say Teenage Boy Sneakers. Ya beat me!
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Post by peajays on May 27, 2015 18:53:55 GMT
Oh, and how about
Poo on my shoe
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Post by jemali on May 27, 2015 19:24:41 GMT
How about "Body Odor that someone tried to cover up by spraying perfume"
and "Rotten fish"
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Post by crimsoncat05 on May 27, 2015 19:25:32 GMT
I think we all should apply for product marketing / product naming jobs; that's what I think!
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Post by crimsoncat05 on May 27, 2015 19:29:53 GMT
ooh... how about "Wet Dog after the Rain" ?
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Post by quinlove on May 27, 2015 19:30:33 GMT
My Son Is Away at Boarding School
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Post by lbp on May 27, 2015 19:36:03 GMT
I forgot my deodorant on a hot day smell!
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happymomma
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Post by happymomma on May 27, 2015 19:37:53 GMT
Oh my gosh, your girls are cracking me the hell up! I did almost vomit, though, when I read Dead Mouse In The Wall.
I don't think I can top the ones you all have come up with. Maybe, Refrigerator Gasket Mildew? I remember cleaning for an elderly person once and that scent has stuck in my memory since. Oh, and Vacuum Cleaner Bag. Or...Wet Ashtray. Wait. Wal-Mart Bathroom.
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TankTop
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Post by TankTop on May 27, 2015 19:45:07 GMT
Sippy Cup From Under the Car Seat Volleyball Kneepads Locker Room
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TankTop
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Post by TankTop on May 27, 2015 19:46:40 GMT
And another one...
4th Grade Class After Recess
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Post by vspindler on May 27, 2015 19:49:12 GMT
Limburger cheese
Beer and beans...the day after
Dumpster funk
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Post by vspindler on May 27, 2015 19:51:29 GMT
Lack of dental hygiene
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Post by Regina Phalange on May 27, 2015 19:54:25 GMT
Lysol Fart - that's the smell of Lysol sprayed that doesn't cover the fart smell, just blends with it.
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craftykitten
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Post by craftykitten on May 27, 2015 19:54:55 GMT
Fish microwaved in the office kitchen
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Post by my2apps2 on May 27, 2015 19:59:15 GMT
How about "post road trip mini-van" So gross. That was the day I decided that my mini-van driving days were over...
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