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Post by onlywork2scrap on May 28, 2015 0:00:23 GMT
Eau de Wet Lab rolled in Neighbor's Goat Poop.
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Post by scrapApea on May 28, 2015 0:04:03 GMT
Spilled Milk in a Hot Truck (while on vacation in said truck
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scrapaddie
Drama Llama
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Jul 8, 2014 20:17:31 GMT
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Post by scrapaddie on May 28, 2015 0:07:59 GMT
Eau de skunk ( the right in your yard smell, not the off in the distance one) B.O. Better yet, way de Skunky dog --- The one that comes running into your house!
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Post by rumplesnat on May 28, 2015 0:11:53 GMT
Broccoli burp Tuna
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Post by vspindler on May 28, 2015 0:11:50 GMT
Stale Beer What Did The Dog Roll In?
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on May 28, 2015 0:36:42 GMT
Eau de Snake Wet Rotted Lawn Clippings Left in Yard Buggy Infected Dog Ear Packed Dog Anal GlandsShiver. The horror that is doggy anal glands is nearly unspeakable.
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Oct 7, 2024 11:22:50 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 0:38:31 GMT
This is NOT the thread I should've opened while waiting for my dinner to arrive!!!
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Post by KikiPea on May 28, 2015 0:41:45 GMT
Smoked turkey dog (AKA: dog rolled in smoked turkey grease and smelled like that for 2 days.)
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Post by scrapsuzy on May 28, 2015 0:42:39 GMT
Veterinarian's Office
(The next few have been carefully developed in the ER) Fishy Coochie Crazy Cat Lady Also Doesn't Shower Oops, I Lost My Toe
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Post by mellyw on May 28, 2015 2:07:16 GMT
Compwalla- I had no idea you'd been to Hell. I have it on good authority this is the Devils preferred scent.
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MerryMom
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Jul 24, 2014 19:51:57 GMT
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Post by MerryMom on May 28, 2015 2:12:52 GMT
Funky teen boy stink with a layer of Axe
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SabrinaP
Pearl Clutcher
Busy Teacher Pea
Posts: 4,408
Location: Dallas Texas
Jun 26, 2014 12:16:22 GMT
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Post by SabrinaP on May 28, 2015 2:15:06 GMT
Self Cleaning Lady Garden
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MerryMom
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Jul 24, 2014 19:51:57 GMT
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Post by MerryMom on May 28, 2015 2:16:41 GMT
Do you smell that? (unrecognizable smell, but it smells horrible)
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Post by crazy4scraps on May 28, 2015 2:41:36 GMT
Let's see... I would add to that list:
Dump Truck Full of Dead Pigs on a Hot Asphalt Highway (yes, I've smelled it and never hope to again!) My Wet Dog Found a Dead Fish and Rolled in It Any Person Who Uses Excessive Cologne/Perfume Instead of Regular Bathing Closed Chicken Coop in the Dead of Winter Overfilled Diaper Pail
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Post by yodutchess on May 28, 2015 2:45:18 GMT
Summer Subway Stairwell
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caro
Drama Llama
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Post by caro on May 28, 2015 2:54:09 GMT
Fish oil burp Garlic oil burp Paper mill Mowed wet grass
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Post by sunraynnc on May 28, 2015 3:08:59 GMT
Diaper Pail
infected Piercing
Fresh Tattoo
Wet Swim Team Suit Left in Bag for Two Weeks
Lab Farts
Oh, There Was Laundry in the Washer?
Stink Bug
We Never Rinse Out Our Trash Bin
Freezer Burn
Grandma's House
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Post by Eddie-n-Harley on May 28, 2015 3:21:40 GMT
Salmonella Trash Can (aka, when I cook chicken too early in the week and the tray sits in the garbage without me properly tying it up in 87 plastic grocery bags first).
Decomposing Canteloupe Rind.
Unrun Garbage Disposal (because apparently, SO does not understand that if you put food scraps in the garbage disposal, you must then TURN ON THE SWITCH AND RUN IT WITH WATER for that crap to get out my sink. Otherwise, it smells a lot like Salmonella Trash Can.)
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Post by sunraynnc on May 28, 2015 3:27:44 GMT
Cheap Wine
Thrift Store
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Post by shescrafty on May 28, 2015 3:33:27 GMT
Let's see... I would add to that list: Dump Truck Full of Dead Pigs on a Hot Asphalt Highway (yes, I've smelled it and never hope to again!) My Wet Dog Found a Dead Fish and Rolled in It Any Person Who Uses Excessive Cologne/Perfume Instead of Regular Bathing Closed Chicken Coop in the Dead of Winter Overfilled Diaper Pail To piggyback on your dog scent: my dog rolled In a Dead otter
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 28, 2015 3:34:58 GMT
Funky teen boy stink with a layer of Axe That goat-like smell that all teenage boys possess.
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 28, 2015 3:37:40 GMT
Stale cabin air on an international flight.
Burnt microwave popcorn....why can't we open the office windows?
Free-range kids in the summertime
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Post by crazy4scraps on May 28, 2015 3:41:47 GMT
Oops, I've got one more:
Eau de Stockyard
There was one that we'd pass going over a bridge on the way to my brother's house that you could smell when the wind was coming from the right direction. My older nieces and nephews called it The Stinky Bridge.
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Post by alittleintrepid on May 28, 2015 3:52:15 GMT
Down-wind from the sulfur mine.
Adult-diaper at the Slot-machine
Why does this house smell like dog when uncle Jerry's dog died three years ago?
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Post by pjaye on May 28, 2015 4:07:15 GMT
I think all the candle companies are missing a big opportunity, they should definitely have a "2 peas" range as multiple threads have proven their popularity. Apart from those already mentioned, the could be a 2 Peas Kitchen collection, which would include 'dirty dog bum' / 'poopy baby in the sink' and 'muddy two year old feet' Then the ever popular bathroom collection would include such delights as 'water (only) washed hoo-ha' and 'golden showers' (aka 'it all goes down the same pipe') 'Ballsack' '24 hour bra' and 'I don't shower every day' are all a part of the scent-sual bedroom range
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Post by crimsoncat05 on May 28, 2015 4:28:04 GMT
Omg, I am laughing so hard at these!!)
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Post by Eddie-n-Harley on May 28, 2015 4:31:21 GMT
Isn't that just called Chicago?
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Post by snugglebutter on May 28, 2015 4:42:33 GMT
Nursing home meal cart - not sure if this has improved since the 80's but it was dreadful. And every meal smelled the same.
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PLurker
Prolific Pea
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Location: Behind the Cheddar Curtain
Jun 28, 2014 3:48:49 GMT
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Post by PLurker on May 28, 2015 5:18:06 GMT
I-don't-want-to-smell-like-a-dog-so-I-roll-in-smelly-crap Dog Above mentioned dog still wet after attempted bath I did it again Dog Lather rinse repeat (yes there seems to be a theme! Damn Dog is lucky I love him)
Un-Ventilated teen boy room
Fermented pile of wet grass clippings in hot sun (another link to above dog)
Unkempt hog farm
Garlic sweat
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happymomma
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Post by happymomma on May 28, 2015 5:56:10 GMT
OMGosh. This has GOT to be the funniest thread I have ever read in the history of 2P or 2PR. Keep 'em coming, though I am going to bed now I will do so giggling. My dog will probably think I am losing my mind. Can't wait to check back in the morning.
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