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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2015 21:11:49 GMT
Just now my phone decided that together should be god ether.
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paget
Drama Llama
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Jun 25, 2014 21:16:39 GMT
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Post by paget on May 27, 2015 21:31:31 GMT
Where to begin? My iPhone is crazy. I just keep the crazy texts as is and send to my daughters- they think they are hilarious and have fun trying to decode them.
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sharlag
Drama Llama
I like my artsy with a little bit of fartsy.
Posts: 6,580
Location: Kansas
Jun 26, 2014 12:57:48 GMT
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Post by sharlag on May 27, 2015 21:35:23 GMT
Mine corrected 'animal friendships" to "anal friendships"
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PLurker
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Posts: 9,795
Location: Behind the Cheddar Curtain
Jun 28, 2014 3:48:49 GMT
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Post by PLurker on May 27, 2015 22:09:29 GMT
(Not iphone but android autocorrect) I was on my way to meet my daughter and wanted to see if she needed anything. I texted " I'm coming soon, do you need anything?" It changed it to- "I'm c#$%ing soon, do you need anything." Didn't notice until after sent. Then I texted her "Really, it thinks I'm using the vulgar coming? How about this: I'm fucking coming, do you need anything? Take that spellcheck! " It then decided coming was ok and changed it to: " I'm f@#$ing coming, do you need anything? Take that spellcheck!" Little did I know, DD thought it was so funny, when I arrived at the high school, many of her friends came up to me and asked if I was having phone/spellcheck problems.  Luckily I know them and get along fine with them. DD was headed to McD with friends for drinks. I wanted to remind her she had coupons. So I texted her " Don't forget the coupons for McCafes" It changed McCafes to "naked fakes". She asked for clarification. |
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Post by polz on May 27, 2015 22:26:49 GMT
My nephew is Ezekiel. My phone thinks I want to spell eyelids. My phone does not speak Maori (indigenous language of New Zealand). When I type whare (meaning house), my phone thinks I want to write whore. Another word - tatou (meaning share) it thinks is taco. Pepi (meaning baby) is pepsi. Language is fun.
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Post by ingrid6 on May 27, 2015 22:51:34 GMT
Not a made up word but an autocorrect - I texted one of my daughters "call me when you have a sec" and it changed it to "call me when you have a sex" I quickly texted "no, please do not text me when you are having sex!"
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Post by chrissypie on May 27, 2015 23:23:40 GMT
My poor friend "Angela" always comes up as "smells" when I use my Samsung phone's swipe keyboard. She really doesn't. :-D
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Post by JBeans on May 28, 2015 0:08:02 GMT
When I type Regina (which is a city in Canada), it likes to replace it with a female body part.
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Post by ktdoesntscrap on May 28, 2015 0:11:14 GMT
When I use the voice recognition my name becomes 80 instead of Katie
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Post by karinms on May 28, 2015 4:54:54 GMT
I got the sec to sex auto correct, only ever to one person, three times. Let's just say this guy had a few issues... he was really sweet, but very quirky. He hated to be touched. Of course that was the only time my phone changed sec to sex... ever. For example... I'll call you in a sec... became I'll call you in a sex. I'll be out in one sec... one sex and so on.
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Post by doesitmatter on May 28, 2015 5:00:43 GMT
Mine corrected 'animal friendships" to "anal friendships" Well I'm sure the phone just saved "anal friendships" because you obviously use the phrase so often  |
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Post by doesitmatter on May 28, 2015 5:02:28 GMT
My nephew is Ezekiel. My phone thinks I want to spell eyelids. My phone does not speak Maori (indigenous language of New Zealand). When I type whare (meaning house), my phone thinks I want to write whore. Another word - tatou (meaning share) it thinks is taco. Pepi (meaning baby) is pepsi. Language is fun. Hijack - just saw Whalerider for a class I taught so I totally knew what Maori was - so proud at my worldliness  |
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Luckily I know them and get along fine with them.
