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Post by Fidget on Jul 15, 2014 17:03:58 GMT
I've been saving this for the peas. I sent an email at work last month and this is the automated out of office reply I received: I will be out of the office June 9th, 10th and 11th and will be returned on June 12, 2014. If you need any assistants please Contact ... I'm thinking I'll call the contact because I could really use an assitant today!  |
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Post by turangaleela on Jul 15, 2014 17:06:08 GMT
She will be returned? That makes it sound like she's currently on the Mothership or something. Or she doesn't fit, like a shirt you'd buy at Kohl's.
I could use assistants, too!
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sharlag
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Post by sharlag on Jul 15, 2014 17:08:16 GMT
Alas...
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Post by Legacy Girl on Jul 15, 2014 17:14:41 GMT
Sounds to me like she'll be "returned" feet first by a funeral director! Too funny!  |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2014 17:15:01 GMT
That assistant might be quite handy if she knew what an assitant was, because I don't   Sorry couldn't resist! |
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Post by gar on Jul 15, 2014 17:16:50 GMT
Oh dear:)
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Post by AmeliaBloomer on Jul 15, 2014 17:30:56 GMT
I will be out of the office June 9th, 10th and 11th I know there are far more entertaining usage bones to pick in this message, but this date thing is a pet peeve of mine. Just write "June 9, 10 and 11" - or "June 9-11." What's with people writing out all the "th"s? |
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Post by melanell on Jul 15, 2014 18:23:29 GMT
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Post by SweetieBsMom on Jul 15, 2014 18:27:09 GMT
She will be returned? That makes it sound like she's currently on the Mothership or something. Or she doesn't fit, like a shirt you'd buy at Kohl's. I could use assistants, too! That made me laugh out loud! |
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Post by gottapeanow on Jul 15, 2014 20:54:07 GMT
Oh my.
When I opened the thread, I thought there would be one or two mistakes.
That was rough....
Lisa
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Sorry couldn't resist!
