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Post by deep on Jul 22, 2015 16:52:53 GMT
DS and I were talking about a friend of his whose mom is very beautiful (and very nice too.)
DS said "I'm glad I don't have an attractive mother because..."
I stopped him right there. 
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Post by scrappert on Jul 22, 2015 16:54:36 GMT
LOL!
Thanks, Son!
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Post by tincin on Jul 22, 2015 16:55:11 GMT
That is hilarious. Was his face red when he realized he had insulted you?
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Post by gar on Jul 22, 2015 17:02:54 GMT
 Oh dear. Recently DD told me not to worry about my Bingo Wings because ".......All old women have wobbly arms." Her voice tailed off as she realised what she said.
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Post by deep on Jul 22, 2015 17:04:13 GMT
It took him a moment to play the rewind. I was laughing so he knew I wasn't really offended. I did hear a lot of "I love you, Mommy" "Can I help you, Mommy?" right after. (Note: DS is 18)
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Post by gar on Jul 22, 2015 17:06:25 GMT
It took him a moment to play the rewind. I was laughing so he knew I wasn't really offended. I did hear a lot of "I love you, Mommy" "Can I help you, Mommy?" right after. (Note: DS is 18) I bet he'll remember that for a long time |
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Post by elaine on Jul 22, 2015 17:22:11 GMT
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Post by deep on Jul 22, 2015 17:33:29 GMT
Oh dear. Recently DD told me not to worry about my Bingo Wings because ".......All old women have wobbly arms." Her voice tailed off as she realised what she said. Oh so you got the delightful combo of confirming your arms are not necessarily as toned as they could be and called old at the same time! |
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Post by liya on Jul 22, 2015 17:37:38 GMT
That made me laugh because I could see my DS (also 18) starting to say the same thing but stopping mid sentence because he caught himself. Just remember our kids just don't think we are attractive; big ick factor there.
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Post by gar on Jul 22, 2015 17:40:51 GMT
Oh dear. Recently DD told me not to worry about my Bingo Wings because ".......All old women have wobbly arms." Her voice tailed off as she realised what she said. Oh so you got the delightful combo of confirming your arms are not necessarily as toned as they could be and called old at the same time! Yes - just what you need to hear right? Much like being told you're not attractive I guess! |
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Post by gmcwife1 on Jul 22, 2015 17:42:27 GMT
That is great LOL
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Post by camanddanismom on Jul 22, 2015 17:42:19 GMT
ha ha!!!
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Post by alissa103 on Jul 22, 2015 17:42:44 GMT
Omg!!! Hilarious! |
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Post by originalvanillabean on Jul 22, 2015 17:52:55 GMT
funny!
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Post by gonewalkabout on Jul 22, 2015 17:56:11 GMT
So funny!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 18:01:53 GMT
thanks kiddo! LOL
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Post by maryland on Jul 22, 2015 18:02:44 GMT
When my daughter came home from 2nd grade I asked her how she liked her teacher. She said she loved her and that "she is much younger than you, mom"! She was, just out of college, but it was funny the way she said it. Another boy her age when asked how old his teacher was said she was in her 20s or 30s. She was in her 50s.
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Post by lesley on Jul 22, 2015 18:07:46 GMT
Ouch! You need to milk this faux pas for some time...  |
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Post by iowgirl on Jul 22, 2015 18:35:59 GMT
Oh - thanks for the good laugh!  I have never heard the phrase "Bingo Wings' before either. LOL deep - you need to get a shirt with MILF on it to wear when you go somewhere with your son! LOL That'll teach him! |
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Post by bc2ca on Jul 22, 2015 19:57:05 GMT
OMG that is too funny . Years ago when DS was maybe 5 he was telling some sort of story that involved a "beautiful mom". For the life of me I can't remember how or why this conversation started, but he gave examples "you know, like J and L" (our neighbor and one of my oldest BFFs). DH and I had tears streaming down our faces we were laughing so hard as DS realized he might have insulted me. His foot went further in his mouth as he tried to recover " I think you're beautiful . . . "He has always had a thing for leggy blondes  . |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 20:57:44 GMT
My family thinks I am deaf because I say what a lot.
I say what a lot to give them a chance to rephrase . Sometimes they catch on.
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Post by tiffanytwisted on Jul 23, 2015 14:51:58 GMT
Classic! And I agree - milk this one, baby! |
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Post by anniebygaslight on Jul 23, 2015 17:46:50 GMT
Ha ha! You should get some mileage out of that one.
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Post by blue tulip on Jul 23, 2015 17:53:26 GMT
my 7 yr old recently told me that among all the moms he knows, I'm only one of the "medium fat" ones, not the "really fat" ones. I think he was *trying* to make me feel better about my weight loss journey, which has been stagnant lately?  |
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Jul 23, 2015 20:29:17 GMT
Oh yes, kids say the darnedest things sometimes.  |
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Oh dear.
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