AnotherPea
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Post by AnotherPea on Aug 3, 2015 17:00:34 GMT
I've read about five different posts on this board, in the past week or so, where women have said that men had small dicks. Why would you say that? Do you have first-hand knowledge of these penis sizes?
It seems like a junior high insult and really makes me think the poster just cannot find a logical argument to share.
I remember when it wasn't uncommon for people to make jokes about dumb blondes. And blonde IQs were apparently inversely proportional to bra size. The bigger the cup, the dumber the blonde.
I'm glad a lot of that has gone the wayside. I think we need to give the penis references a break too.
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happymomma
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Post by happymomma on Aug 3, 2015 17:17:48 GMT
Ha, I read a reference to that in, I think, the hunting thread. I had to laugh. My first husband was and is an avid hunter of deer and small game which he LOVES to eat and whatnot. I just gotta say...the small penis thing is not true.
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mallie
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Post by mallie on Aug 3, 2015 17:19:37 GMT
Sorry. Still sticking with my theory that men with monster trucks and the sock balls hanging from the trailer hitch have microscopic dicks.
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Post by gar on Aug 3, 2015 17:20:41 GMT
There will always be stereotypical insults. The analogy that a less well endowed man needs to make up for it by acting like a big tough guy works well sometimes and I don't have a problem with it.....but I suppose I wouldn't would I?
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smginaz Suzy
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Post by smginaz Suzy on Aug 3, 2015 17:20:43 GMT
Well, I've been searching for just the right dissertation topic. Wonder how my committee would feel about this?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2015 17:21:18 GMT
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Post by freecharlie on Aug 3, 2015 17:21:20 GMT
I've read about five different posts on this board, in the past week or so, where women have said that men had small dicks. Why would you say that? Do you have first-hand knowledge of these penis sizes? It seems like a junior high insult and really makes me think the poster just cannot find a logical argument to share. I remember when it wasn't uncommon for people to make jokes about dumb blondes. And blonde IQs were apparently inversely proportional to bra size. The bigger the cup, the dumber the blonde. I'm glad a lot of that has gone the wayside. I think we need to give the penis references a break too. It's their way of insulting a person and insuating that they must be compensating for something. Personally I find it immature and only used when there is no rational for that person to get their point across. I'm pretty sure that penis size is related to genetics and not hobbies or other outside factors.
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Post by mirabelleswalker on Aug 3, 2015 17:22:46 GMT
What's interesting about that is that when the hunting story came out, it was my HUSBAND who made a small dick comment.
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AnotherPea
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Post by AnotherPea on Aug 3, 2015 17:23:36 GMT
My husband doesn't hunt.
But he does have a big truck. Now, I picked out the truck for his birthday present last year. It was a complete surprise to him. Before that he either drove a Camry or the minivan. I guess his big truck means that his penis shrunk the day he turned 49? Imagine that surprise in the shower - to go your whole life driving some foreign sedan, having a normal penis and then, BOOM! step into a domestic truck and your dick shrinks! LOL
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RedSquirrelUK
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Post by RedSquirrelUK on Aug 3, 2015 17:23:38 GMT
I haven't seen these posts. But while driving down the motorway last week I was cut up and undertaken by a middle-aged man in a shiny new convertible with the lid off. I made some remarks to myself about not only the possible size of his gentleman's vegetables, but the size of his brain and his mid-life crisis as well. A stereotypical insult it may be, but given his idiotic and dangerous behaviour and the fright he gave me, I think a junior high (whatever age that is) response was understandable.
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AnotherPea
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Post by AnotherPea on Aug 3, 2015 17:24:37 GMT
oh, I'm aware of why people say it. I just think it is a stupid insult to hurl.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2015 17:25:18 GMT
Sorry. Still sticking with my theory that men with monster trucks and the sock balls hanging from the trailer hitch have microscopic dicks. I call them PPTs; Pumped Up Penis Trucks.
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AnotherPea
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Post by AnotherPea on Aug 3, 2015 17:25:58 GMT
LOL. love how they say that measurements should be taken in an air-conditioned room with a disposable tape measure.
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katybee
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Post by katybee on Aug 3, 2015 17:27:23 GMT
I think when people say that, it means they think a man is acting in a particular way because he feels Inadequate in someway. It's a metaphor…
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Post by pjaye on Aug 3, 2015 17:27:35 GMT
Guilty, and proud of it. It's an insult it doesn't have to be true. In general men think the bigger the penis is the more manly they are, thus it's the ultimate insult to say they have a small one. Men who have to do extreme things (e.g. kill a lion with a bow and arrow) in an effort to prove what great/manly/sexy/heroic guys they are, are usually just wankers, and compensating for inadequate personalities and other defects. Saying they have small dicks and are trying to compensate for that in other ways is meant to belittle them.
I'm going to keep using it, because people know exactly what is meant by it...and it has very little to do with their actual penis size...as I think most astute people already know.
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Post by gar on Aug 3, 2015 17:28:20 GMT
oh, I'm aware of why people say it. I just think it is a stupid insult to hurl. I don't think you're ever going to rid the world of stupid insults to be honest
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2015 17:29:27 GMT
Exboyfriend was the reason why this insult was created. 2 trucks, houses, helicopter, a couple of Harleys (for one person?) and 2 snowmobiles and a fancy travel trailer that he used once a year. If I had not seen it I wouldn't have believed it!
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Post by freecharlie on Aug 3, 2015 17:30:40 GMT
My husband doesn't hunt. But he does have a big truck. Now, I picked out the truck for his birthday present last year. It was a complete surprise to him. Before that he either drove a Camry or the minivan. I guess his big truck means that his penis shrunk the day he turned 49? Imagine that surprise in the shower - to go your whole life driving some foreign sedan, having a normal penis and then, BOOM! step into a domestic truck and your dick shrinks! LOL Maybe you need to turn the water heater up?
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Sarah*H
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Post by Sarah*H on Aug 3, 2015 17:30:32 GMT
I don't know, if we assume that flashy, ego-driven displays of any type are compensating for subconscious feelings of inadequacy, small penis seems as good a guess as any.
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happymomma
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Post by happymomma on Aug 3, 2015 17:33:31 GMT
I haven't seen these posts. But while driving down the motorway last week I was cut up and undertaken by a middle-aged man in a shiny new convertible with the lid off. I made some remarks to myself about not only the possible size of his gentleman's vegetables, but the size of his brain and his mid-life crisis as well. A stereotypical insult it may be, but given his idiotic and dangerous behaviour and the fright he gave me, I think a junior high (whatever age that is) response was understandable. I always laugh at the mid-life crisis thing too. Yes, many of the drivers of those expensive cars, at least around here, are mid-lifers, both men and women. I think that may correlate to them being at the point in life that they can finally afford those nice toys. The kids are gone, college tuitions are paid for, mortgages may be paid off, etc. so NOW they can afford to indulge on themselves. They also no longer need a mini-van or car with enough seating to haul around kids and all their gear. I sure as heck couldn't afford a sweet little ride when my son was growing up. Nor was it practical.
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Post by pjaye on Aug 3, 2015 17:35:16 GMT
oh, I'm aware of why people say it. I just think it is a stupid insult to hurl. So what do you consider a "good" insult to hurl? You know, when you are really passionate about a topic and feel strongly and a man is acting in a way or saying something that really angers you and you want to yell an insult at them?
"that's an ugly cardigan you have on"? "that color really doesn't suit you"?
Nope, I'm sticking with the small/shrivelled/limp dick ones.
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Post by freecharlie on Aug 3, 2015 17:36:53 GMT
oh, I'm aware of why people say it. I just think it is a stupid insult to hurl. So what do you consider a "good" insult to hurl? You know, when you are really passionate about a topic and feel strongly and a man is acting in a way or saying something that really angers you and you want to yell an insult at them?
"that's an ugly cardigan you have on"? "that color really doesn't suit you"?
Nope, I'm sticking with the small/shrivelled/limp dick ones.
I'm curious what body part on a female you pick to insult? Your boobs are flabby? You labia hangs low?
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Nicole in TX
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Post by Nicole in TX on Aug 3, 2015 17:38:07 GMT
I can't help but feel when you are driving a vehicle like this that you are compensating for something:
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Post by freecharlie on Aug 3, 2015 17:38:37 GMT
I haven't seen these posts. But while driving down the motorway last week I was cut up and undertaken by a middle-aged man in a shiny new convertible with the lid off. I made some remarks to myself about not only the possible size of his gentleman's vegetables, but the size of his brain and his mid-life crisis as well. A stereotypical insult it may be, but given his idiotic and dangerous behaviour and the fright he gave me, I think a junior high (whatever age that is) response was understandable. I always laugh at the mid-life crisis thing too. Yes, many of the drivers of those expensive cars, at least around here, are mid-lifers, both men and women. I think that may correlate to them being at the point in life that they can finally afford those nice toys. The kids are gone, college tuitions are paid for, mortgages may be paid off, etc. so NOW they can afford to indulge on themselves. They also no longer need a mini-van or car with enough seating to haul around kids and all their gear. I sure as heck couldn't afford a sweet little ride when my son was growing up. Nor was it practical. Agreed. I have a three row vehicle. It will be paid off in 3 years when DS is 17. I won't need a third row anymore. Then in a couple of more years the kids will be out of the house and I might not need a backseat. Hello sports car (actually, I'd probably get a truck)
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Post by ladytrisha on Aug 3, 2015 17:39:19 GMT
LPS ... little penis syndrome. Ranges from the twit who has to take up 2 parking spaces with his (insert luxury vehicle brand) car, because it's all about him, to the guy who HAS to be first in line - even if it includes cutting right in front.
Before LPS, it was Napoleon complex - having worked for height challenged men - I'm sticking with it.
LOL
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Post by pjaye on Aug 3, 2015 17:42:02 GMT
I don't. there is no female genital equivalent that has the same effect on women as it does on men...or if there is I don't know about it or use it. Anyway, men are already the experts at putting women down based on their looks.
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Post by bc2ca on Aug 3, 2015 17:42:30 GMT
LOL that article was great, tfs
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Sarah*H
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Post by Sarah*H on Aug 3, 2015 17:43:26 GMT
In that case, I might add IQ. Unless he believes that fine specimen of a "hillbilly 4 play" with its magnificent coal stacks and the big clanking green balls is going to attract the kind of woman he needs to execute.
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Post by freecharlie on Aug 3, 2015 17:44:16 GMT
LPS ... little penis syndrome. Ranges from the twit who has to take up 2 parking spaces with his (insert luxury vehicle brand) car, because it's all about him, to the guy who HAS to be first in line - even if it includes cutting right in front.
Before LPS, it was Napoleon complex - having worked for height challenged men - I'm sticking with it.
LOL We always used LDS. And I typically refer to the people in your examples as assholes. The truck posted, yeah, I'd probably go LDS or short end of the bell curve (on the left, not the right)
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Post by freecharlie on Aug 3, 2015 17:44:54 GMT
In that case, I might add IQ. Unless he believes that fine specimen of a "hillbilly 4 play" with its magnificent coal stacks and the big clanking green balls is going to attract the kind of woman he needs to execute. Is he killing people now?
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