inkedup
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Post by inkedup on Aug 4, 2015 21:06:21 GMT
I get how "small dick" is an insult, but in this case I don't think "massive penis" was exactly meant as a compliment... Big or small, always being tossed around and used to smack someone else in the - wait, that's not sounding right... I wasn't offering an insult or an opinion on the size of the OP's husband's member, merely offering my opinion on her rather spirited defense of her husband's genitalia. Which she assumed was being insulted by the ladies here who used a phrase she doesn't like. I still think it's hilarious (and rather odd) that JenniferC has decided to make this an issue. But hey, girlfriend is obviously very passionate about her husband's dick. So passionate that she's posted to defend its size several times here.
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AnotherPea
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Post by AnotherPea on Aug 4, 2015 21:18:37 GMT
I think you lack reading comprehension skills. No one has insulted my husband's member, therefore I have not had the need to defend his honor. But you have made me laugh again, so thanks for the chuckle.
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Post by femalebusiness on Aug 4, 2015 21:21:42 GMT
y'all fight over some strange things gina Wouldn't be the first time a couple of women fought over a dick. Just saying. oldcrow for the win! I had to stop laughing before I peed my pants. This thread just keeps on giving.
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AnotherPea
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Post by AnotherPea on Aug 4, 2015 21:43:33 GMT
Wouldn't be the first time a couple of women fought over a dick. Just saying. oldcrow for the win! I had to stop laughing before I peed my pants. This thread just keeps on giving. Dang, I missed those posts. Glad you quoted!
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anniebygaslight
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Post by anniebygaslight on Aug 5, 2015 11:54:35 GMT
Wot? No mention yet of Lenny Kravitz and his unfortunate 'penisgate' moment that is all over Facebook. I won't post a picture.
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Post by pierkiss on Aug 5, 2015 12:06:03 GMT
Wot? No mention yet of Lenny Kravitz and his unfortunate 'penisgate' moment that is all over Facebook. I won't post a picture. Hahaha, the only reason I clicked on this thread was to see if the Peas had begun debating Lenny's member yet.
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AnotherPea
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Post by AnotherPea on Aug 5, 2015 12:10:56 GMT
Know nothing about his member but he was actually a topic of discussion last night at my house. We watched a movie his daughter is in.
Weird how I can go years without hearing his name and then see it twice within twelve hours.
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Post by pjaye on Aug 5, 2015 12:39:26 GMT
In the pictures (and the online discussion I saw) it looks like he is wearing a cock ring. So leather pants, commando and a cock ring...kinds makes me think that this wasn't so "accidental". I think Lenny may have unpicked a few stitches in those pants before going on stage....
and if he did, to his credit, it's certainly had the desired effect!
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oldcrow
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Post by oldcrow on Aug 5, 2015 13:39:23 GMT
I am not on facebook. Damn I miss all the good stuff.
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anniebygaslight
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Post by anniebygaslight on Aug 5, 2015 13:54:21 GMT
I am not on facebook. Damn I miss all the good stuff. It was nothing to write home about, to be honest.
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sharlag
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Post by sharlag on Aug 5, 2015 14:08:20 GMT
It's not just if your co-worker bought an expensive purse, it's does she flaunt it? If you have an expensive car, expensive watch, nice clothes, it may say that you have taste or a job where looks and image are important. If I then see you flaunting them, How does one FLAUNT a purse? Is there strutting involved? Gesturing toward the purse like Vanna White does to the letters on the Wheel? Arriving with the announcement, "My purse and I have arrived!" ?? Unnecessarily displaying the purse when retrieving something from inside it? Applying turtlewax to the exterior at the table while out to dinner in a restaurant?
NOT flaunting-- does it look like sort of humble shuffling, shoulders rolled forward, head down? Hiding the purse inside a backpack?
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ginacivey
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Post by ginacivey on Aug 5, 2015 14:16:03 GMT
the guy splits his pants and the first posts claim that he did it on purpose and another says it's not much to see
y'all are fucking harsh
according to ashley's article the average flaccid penis is 3.61 inches
i'm sure it falls into the average realm
gina
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oldcrow
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Post by oldcrow on Aug 5, 2015 14:50:31 GMT
the guy splits his pants and the first posts claim that he did it on purpose and another says it's not much to see y'all are fucking harsh according to ashley's article the average flaccid penis is 3.61 inches i'm sure it falls into the average realm gina Ah, but was that 3.61 flaccid or stretched? On stage there would be no way to stretch it, would there? But then if you take the cock ring into account and it did not measure up then perhaps she has a point.
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Post by pjaye on Aug 5, 2015 15:03:56 GMT
What's harsh about suggesting he did it on purpose? Nothing wrong with a some additional publicity when you are on a concert tour...and this is one way to guarantee it. Hang your willy out on stage, now THAT will get you all over social media and the news and get everyone talking. I'm saying it was a damn smart move if he did it on purpose.
FTR...I thought it looked like a very nice one.
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akathy
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Post by akathy on Aug 5, 2015 15:29:39 GMT
y'all fight over some strange things gina Wouldn't be the first time a couple of women fought over a dick. Just saying.
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Post by lurkingsince2001 on Aug 5, 2015 17:21:48 GMT
It's not just if your co-worker bought an expensive purse, it's does she flaunt it? If you have an expensive car, expensive watch, nice clothes, it may say that you have taste or a job where looks and image are important. If I then see you flaunting them, How does one FLAUNT a purse? Is there strutting involved? Gesturing toward the purse like Vanna White does to the letters on the Wheel? Arriving with the announcement, "My purse and I have arrived!" ?? Unnecessarily displaying the purse when retrieving something from inside it? Applying turtlewax to the exterior at the table while out to dinner in a restaurant?
NOT flaunting-- does it look like sort of humble shuffling, shoulders rolled forward, head down? Hiding the purse inside a backpack?You are one of the funniest peas on here, so I'm assuming you are going for humor here. Right? Because we all know what flaunting looks like. It's mentioning it unnecessarily in conversation, digging through it for something, whether you need it or not, just so it brings it into view of others. It's giving it it's own chair in a car or at a lunch table full of people which could otherwise be used for someone to sit in. It's mentioning over and over how much it cost or what a great deal you got or how lucky you are to have a husband who indulges you or has such awesome taste. It's carrying a bag with a distinctive style or label just for the recognition. It's not letting anyone touch it but yourself. In one notable instance, for me, it was a woman whose messy child got something on the purse and her reaction was to show more concern for the purse and to care for it first than the child. While such behavior sounds bizarre logically, people do it all the time. I've lived places where your social status was based almost entirely on the brand on your purse, the label on your clothes, and the car you drove. You can bet those things were flaunted. And not everyone outgrows those behaviors, or a lot of companies and magazines would've gone under by now. We are a society based on consumerism and mercenary tendencies. A person only has to look at tv and magazines to see the drive to own the best possible, to covet more. And "If you've got it, flaunt it" seems pretty popular. I'm sorry I don't have an appropriately witty response for you Sharla. I'm half awake and swore to myself that I wouldn't post on this thread again. And I'm saddened that, of all the good points on that thread, this is what you pick on. I shall go find my sense of humor and not take you so seriously.
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sharlag
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Post by sharlag on Aug 5, 2015 17:46:00 GMT
lurkingsince2001 I was just joshing ya! ETA: I must not hang out with flaunters, because I really don't see a lot of the behavior you're describing. Or else I'm so brand-name ignorant that I don't recognize the flaunting when it occurs!
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Post by lurkingsince2001 on Aug 5, 2015 17:52:22 GMT
I know Sharla! You are a great gal and funny pea. I've just gotta find my humor this morning after being up all night with a kiddo. Although, even if I do find it, I'm not certain I could post anything funnier than the weirdness of people and their "things".
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Post by ilikepink on Aug 5, 2015 17:55:49 GMT
Love threads like this!
Year and years ago, I worked in emergency services. Our upper management guy, throughout his career, bought larger and larger/more expensive vehicles - bigger ambulances, rescue trucks, motorcycles and eventually a helicopter. The entire department (and folks all over) routinely made jokes about him compensating. I knew his (now ex) wife, and my phrase was that I felt sorry for her.
It's more than just the "stuff" that someone buys, it's what they do with it and how they act in the world. In the case of our upper management guy, he was just a dick.
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Post by tara on Aug 5, 2015 18:15:20 GMT
I've read about five different posts on this board, in the past week or so, where women have said that men had small dicks. Why would you say that? Do you have first-hand knowledge of these penis sizes? It seems like a junior high insult and really makes me think the poster just cannot find a logical argument to share. I remember when it wasn't uncommon for people to make jokes about dumb blondes. And blonde IQs were apparently inversely proportional to bra size. The bigger the cup, the dumber the blonde. I'm glad a lot of that has gone the wayside. I think we need to give the penis references a break too. Well bless your heart.
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Post by austnscrapaddict on Aug 5, 2015 20:30:00 GMT
Based on the article linked above, I'm a lucky lady! :-) lol I have to say in my limited experience, that bigger isn't necessarily "better".
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Post by freecharlie on Aug 6, 2015 1:34:25 GMT
A guy with a large truck with a large lift and other adornments just pulled in to his kid up from football camp.
Dh watch the guy race in and said, "well there's a case of LDS"
I immediately flashed to this thread
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Post by jonda1974 on Aug 7, 2015 15:20:56 GMT
I take that, but what about those $900 purses and shoes and coats we see talked about on here. If you are going to assign motive to someone's preferences (aka big trucks or guns), why can't the same be attaches to the female version? Why can't it be that a man simply enjoys hunting, guns, boats, trucks? Those that use the phrase are of course able to make whatever assumptions they like. I'll simply assume they lack the intelligence to make a rational argument. I agree. Sometimes men just like cars and trucks and things that are load. I'll just assume the people who use the phrase just have penis envy. (JK, sorta) BTW, totally off topic, but it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that determines how good it is. Some of the best boats I've been in were row boats and not yachts, but definitely provided the better experience on the waves.
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Post by jennyap on Aug 7, 2015 15:37:05 GMT
BTW, totally off topic, but it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that determines how good it is. Some of the best boats I've been in were row boats and not yachts, but definitely provided the better experience on the waves. Are you sure that's off-topic?
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Post by gar on Aug 7, 2015 15:38:08 GMT
BTW, totally off topic, but it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that determines how good it is. Some of the best boats I've been in were row boats and not yachts, but definitely provided the better experience on the waves. Are you sure that's off-topic? You beat me to it
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Post by jonda1974 on Aug 7, 2015 15:38:56 GMT
BTW, totally off topic, but it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that determines how good it is. Some of the best boats I've been in were row boats and not yachts, but definitely provided the better experience on the waves. Are you sure that's off-topic? LOL. Not totally....since we are discussing size and how it measures up. Bigger isn't always better is all I'm saying LOL. I had an ex who was 9" and one who was 6, and I will say that the 6 was by far the better in bed.
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oldcrow
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Post by oldcrow on Aug 7, 2015 17:18:55 GMT
Why can't it be that a man simply enjoys hunting, guns, boats, trucks? Those that use the phrase are of course able to make whatever assumptions they like. I'll simply assume they lack the intelligence to make a rational argument. I agree. Sometimes men just like cars and trucks and things that are load. I'll just assume the people who use the phrase just have penis envy. (JK, sorta) BTW, totally off topic, but it's not the size of the boat, but the motion of the ocean that determines how good it is. Some of the best boats I've been in were row boats and not yachts, but definitely provided the better experience on the waves. Yeah, but what about those of us who suffer sea sickness?
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Post by jonda1974 on Aug 7, 2015 18:15:18 GMT
LOL. I would imagine those with sea sickness don't paddle the boat
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inkedup
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Post by inkedup on Aug 7, 2015 18:23:30 GMT
While I was out running errands this morning, I saw a truck that made me think of this thread. It was lifted a few feet off the ground, had giant tires and was covered in hot pink camoflauge. All I could think was, "wow. She must have a really small vagina."
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rickmer
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Post by rickmer on Aug 8, 2015 1:17:07 GMT
i would say the niner was less motivated, past partners were perhaps so impressed by the natural endowment, he has been conditioned that their initial awe was enough. sixer, well he is motivated to prove the cliche, not what ya got but what you do with it.
we had a friend named pete* who used to hook up with my other friend ted. ted shared with a couple of us that pete was very well endowed. we had several friends named "pete" so when someone said "which pete?", the answer was "big d!ck pete" which became "bdp". pete found out and was seriously offended. funny enough, pete drives a mini these days! lol!
(*names have been changed to protect "pete's" big d!ck status from getting around. i believe he found it rather embarrassing that folks were discussing his bits. i told him it could always be worse..... )
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