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Post by marykate on Aug 31, 2015 2:20:54 GMT
...as Pat Buchanan once referred to us (and I love it; I love it for real: I've been proud to call myself a Soviet Canuck ever since...). Scott Walker has finally recognized the threat of some fierce and crazy Canucks brandishing hockey sticks whilst attempting to drive across the US-Canadian border. And all I can say is, 'It's about time.' It's about time you Americans recognized the very real threat of some Canadians, hell-bent on bargains, doing some commando cross-border shopping trips to a Target in upstate New York, or maybe in northern Minnesota. The discounts on TP and paper towels are what should you alert to an international conspiracy, in the first place. If Canadians can get a bargain on paper products, can world domination be very far behind? I should probably add that we Canucks can survive in the backwoods (without a Cricut, or any scrapbooking supplies at all!), for a surprisingly long time. We're tough, and acclimated to a northern climate, like that. We even have, like, lots of hunting rifles, eh? though we're not so big on the three Gs (Guns, God, and Glory). We only ask of our young lads that they prove themselves reasonably sane, and a reasonably decent shot. Apparently Scott Walker wants to build a wall between the U.S. and Canada. Well, God love his heart, and fair play to him: www.cnn.com/2015/08/30/politics/scott-walker-northern-border-immigration-2016/ |
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Post by marykate on Aug 31, 2015 2:29:47 GMT
Also: if you try to cheat at hockey, that's when shit gets real.
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Post by scrapqueen01 on Aug 31, 2015 2:36:02 GMT
Well bless his pointy little head. He's special isn't he? I think he's afraid of the poutine.
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Post by georgiapea on Aug 31, 2015 2:35:53 GMT
I feel the need to clarify I'm 'liking' what you wrote, marykate, not the wacky idea of foozie whatchet.
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Post by mikklynn on Aug 31, 2015 2:36:18 GMT
I want to build a wall between Minnesota and Wisconsin so I don't have to fear Scott Walker invading with his idiocy.
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Post by theshyone on Aug 31, 2015 2:38:16 GMT
Read this today and thought why? Then thought they are just scared of our "sorry"
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Post by penny on Aug 31, 2015 2:43:30 GMT
Ah... It's our legalization of Kinder eggs and freewheeling ketchup chip consumption... I doubt American beer drinkers want all the good stuff on the other side of a wall  |
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Post by ro on Aug 31, 2015 2:45:07 GMT
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Post by scraphollie27 on Aug 31, 2015 4:12:57 GMT
We are just harbouring a bunch of beer drinking, hockey loving, maple syrup covered terrorists up here. But then again, our own Prime Minister thinks the same thing so what are we to do, eh?
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Post by LeaP on Aug 31, 2015 4:16:16 GMT
Ah... It's our legalization of Kinder eggs and freewheeling ketchup chip consumption... I doubt American beer drinkers want all the good stuff on the other side of a wall Ohh, I got in trouble at YVR for Kinder Eggs, we had to go into the "special" customs and immigration room and get admonished before they let us keep our chocolate contraband. Now that I have Nexus I make it a point to declare whatever ketchup or dill pickle chip I am carrying over the border just to amuse myself. Last fall Vancouver was awash in Ketchup Doritos. |
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Post by theshyone on Aug 31, 2015 4:21:19 GMT
Maybe it will be a ice wall like on a Game of Thrones. Keep all the snow & ice up here?
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Post by penny on Aug 31, 2015 6:29:00 GMT
Walls can be built to keep people out or keep people in... With all our maple syrupy goodness, maybe the wall is designed to keep the Americans from leaving and immigrating here?
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Post by quiltz on Aug 31, 2015 13:50:33 GMT
From what I have read it is to keep the terrorist Canadians from coming into the USA.
I wonder if he has talked to the Gov. of Michigan about the new bridge connecting Michigan to Windsor debacle. That is an interesting situation.
Maybe if this wall was built, it would keep out the Americans that claim that they want to move to Canada whenever their president or congress or senate makes a ruling that isn't popular. It is funny to read that some of the peas will just up and move to Canada, usually joking.
Does this mean that all the Canadian NHL players will be forced to play for Canadian Hockey teams? - That would really make some great hockey in Canada. |
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Post by anxiousmom on Aug 31, 2015 15:08:35 GMT
Yeah. But who is going to pay for this wall??  |
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Post by milocat on Aug 31, 2015 15:49:11 GMT
He's right to not let us crazy Canucks in, all we do is argue. Sorry you go first. No sorry you go. No really go ahead. Are you sure, no you go. He's probably just scared he might find a contraband Kinder Surprise and choke on it.
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Post by CarefreeSadie on Aug 31, 2015 15:56:50 GMT
Yeah. But who is going to pay for this wall?? If Scott Walker was smart he would say that the Canadians are going to pay for the wall......it's only fair since The Trump thinks he can get Mexico to pay for the southern wall.......LOL  |
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Post by Rainy_Day_Woman on Aug 31, 2015 16:08:21 GMT
Wait, it's to keep US out of the U.S.A? Then what's with all the Americans washing up on the Lake Ontario shore in inner tubes? Hardly a week goes by where I haven't rescued at least one Rochester refugee. I've got like, four of them in my spare room as we speak.  |
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Post by cbet on Aug 31, 2015 16:08:28 GMT
We are just harbouring a bunch of beer drinking, hockey loving, maple syrup covered terrorists up here. But then again, our own Prime Minister thinks the same thing so what are we to do, eh? I'm from the northern part of Wisconsin, and you've just described 95% of my relatives and co-workers. (Although in addition to the hockey, we love our football.) I just cannot understand how that man was ever elected governor in the first place. |
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Post by valincal on Aug 31, 2015 16:57:26 GMT
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Post by Sue on Aug 31, 2015 17:32:39 GMT
Canadian refupees..... thanks for the lovely sense of humor. Thank goodness there doesn't seem to be much of a chance that Scott Walker will ever take his crazy ideas national. Speaking as a born and bred Washingtonian.... we love our Canadian neighbors.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2015 17:52:36 GMT
You girls are hilarious. This thread is cracking me up |
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Post by scrapsotime on Aug 31, 2015 18:06:00 GMT
I think someone watched too much of a certain South Park episode.
I'll just leave this right here to further his cause.
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