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Post by alexa11 on Feb 26, 2016 5:03:47 GMT
Not good at this I'm a country boy from Arkansas placed in beautiful SC.
I like water being outdoors, camping barbecues and fishing. Hugging bluff Buffy king adds big buffs and a smile you look so happy day beautiful and a half men are pigs and the ripples to get the same things in the tanning booths to get the wrong impression they don't know if honey caramels double the back deck grilling chicken it's not just shove and a smile you look so happy to make the unique community and I think I'm gonna have some fun
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Post by chaosisapony on Feb 26, 2016 5:05:31 GMT
Sounds like something my cousin Tyler would have written. His Facebook posts are always VERY entertaining that way.  |
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Post by YooHoot on Feb 26, 2016 5:06:26 GMT
Guuuuurrrrrrll....if you don't want him....
He sounds high.
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Post by janet100 on Feb 26, 2016 5:08:57 GMT
I'm sorry... I laughed and laughed at this. Is this a song? It rimes in a certain way that makes me think it's rap.
I know what you mean about the online dating thing though.
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Post by anniebygaslight on Feb 26, 2016 5:38:17 GMT
Who could resist?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 5:40:52 GMT
It's like the dating equivalent of those sites that are just SEO computer-generated keyword gibberish. Which, frankly, would be better than if this is something a human being actually wrote.  |
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Post by crazy4scraps on Feb 26, 2016 5:42:34 GMT
High? Maybe! Still beats the weirdo guy who had the personal ad on Craigslist that was posted a long time ago! Now that dude was a real catch.
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Post by smokeynspike on Feb 26, 2016 5:44:30 GMT
I couldn't get through reading that all the way so I certainly wouldn't want to contact him for a date!
Melissa
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Post by 950nancy on Feb 26, 2016 5:45:57 GMT
Did he have to click a box to prove he was human and not a monkey or a bot?
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Post by 950nancy on Feb 26, 2016 5:47:13 GMT
High? Maybe! Still beats the weirdo guy who had the personal ad on Craigslist that was posted a long time ago! Now that dude was a real catch. Was he the guy that wanted a girl with clear colored pee? That was awesome. |
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Post by DEX on Feb 26, 2016 6:06:48 GMT
Whew! I thought I had early dementia and my reading comprehension was gone. Seriously, the more I read, the more I thought I had fallen down the rabbit hole. Although, I do agree: half men are pigs.  |
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Post by happymomma on Feb 26, 2016 6:36:30 GMT
I wonder if he got hacked?
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Post by Delta Dawn on Feb 26, 2016 6:58:43 GMT
Honestly, it sounds like me unmediated. Substitute the US words for Canadian ones and it is me.
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Post by bothmykidsrbrats on Feb 26, 2016 7:09:53 GMT
Does Melania know Donald is trolling dating web sites? Hugging bluff king, pigs, tanning booths and, shove and smile; to make a unique community..... All in one ad? It's a dead give away!!   |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 7:34:48 GMT
Reading that made me dizzy.  |
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Post by oaksong on Feb 26, 2016 7:50:34 GMT
What the *!?  |
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Post by peasapie on Feb 26, 2016 9:51:17 GMT
Once when I was doing dating sites I met a guy who was so funny in writing and always made me laugh. Then we met in person, for dinner, and I realized that what I had interpreted as humorous was actually insanity. I kid you not. It was an interesting dinner. This guy sounds like his brother.
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Post by BarbaraUK on Feb 26, 2016 10:52:41 GMT
Ohhhh, that is difficult to turn down a date with........or it might be if I could understand anything after the word 'fishing' - the rest just sounds like rubbish to me!   |
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Post by corinne11 on Feb 26, 2016 11:04:17 GMT
I think it sounds like someone for whom English is a second language and they have used an online translator to write their profile! 
I have received emails from scammers who sound like this.
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Post by eastcoastpea on Feb 26, 2016 11:40:44 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 11:55:18 GMT
I must be stupid because I really don't understand that!  |
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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Feb 26, 2016 13:12:45 GMT
Ridiculous gibberish.
And yet I think I might have met this guy here in SC. Lol.
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Post by TheOtherMeg on Feb 26, 2016 13:25:00 GMT
Once when I was doing dating sites I met a guy who was so funny in writing and always made me laugh. Then we met in person, for dinner, and I realized that what I had interpreted as humorous was actually insanity. I kid you not. It was an interesting dinner. This guy sounds like his brother. hahahahaha! |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 26, 2016 13:29:42 GMT
Aw, give him a break! He said he wasn't any good at this |
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Post by oldcrow on Feb 26, 2016 14:14:51 GMT
I'm speechless. Sorry |
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