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Post by twoboyzmom on Apr 16, 2016 13:15:08 GMT
That should have been simple...that you totally botched? Mine was south west egg rolls last night. Think I know what I did wrong..but they were a flop! (Guess I shouldn't have tried something I've never made at 830pm, on 2 hours of sleep, with a pained shoulder from a cortisone shot..lol)
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2016 13:31:30 GMT
I burned an omelette for DH last week. He choked down half of it before apologizing and said he couldn't eat any more!!! I botch things very regularly so he's used to it. I'm very half-assed about cooking!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 16, 2016 13:33:31 GMT
My answer: too many things to list.. haha
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Post by rickmer on Apr 16, 2016 13:51:16 GMT
roast beef. everyone says "oh it's so simple, you can't screw it up". yes, you most certainly can. more than once. that is why when my mom invites me for sunday dinner or a birthday dinner and she says "how about a ham" i reply "how about roast beef, i can make a ham".
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Post by anxiousmom on Apr 16, 2016 16:55:34 GMT
Eh. I am going with the too many to list. I love to cook, I love to bake but sometimes I just muck it all up to the point that even the stray raccoons wouldn't eat it. Last time it happened it was chocolate cake. I use the old school recipe on the box of Hershey's cocoa powder and have probably made it a gazillion times over the years. I have a friend that I feed and it is one of her favorites so I make it for her from time to time. Last time though I did something or didn't do something or the stars weren't aligned correctly but it came up an gooey mess. I mean it fell apart as I tried to de-pan it, it was a blob of (delicious) choclatey goop. Icing it wasn't ever going to happen-we had ice cream and I plopped the icing on top of that. My friend is convinced that I am the perfect cook-she thinks I can do no wrong in the kitchen and I am always trying to tell her that everyone makes mistakes and usually the more you cook, the more spectacular the failure. She didn't believe me...right up to the point that I served crumbly-gooey cake with ice cream and icing plopped on top. She took pictures for her instagram.
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Post by femalebusiness on Apr 16, 2016 16:56:07 GMT
We like hot and spicy. Last week I made chicken and fideo that was so hot it wasn't edible. I make it all the time but last time it was so hot it was bitter. Ugh!
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Post by ExpatBackHome on Apr 16, 2016 18:24:38 GMT
Hard boiled eggs. Didn't let them sit long enough. I've learned my lesson!!
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Post by refugeepea on Apr 16, 2016 19:10:40 GMT
I burned an omelette for DH last week. He choked down half of it before apologizing and said he couldn't eat any more!!! I botch things very regularly so he's used to it. I'm very half-assed about cooking! Yep! Me too! I get distracted by my kids way too much!
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Post by Woobster on Apr 16, 2016 19:12:12 GMT
Pizza dough... I screwed it up twice and am now too chicken to try it again.
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Post by Bitchy Rich on Apr 16, 2016 22:02:26 GMT
I made some quite awful chicken spaetzle soup by tossing in too much onion.
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Post by mcscrapper on Apr 17, 2016 4:31:40 GMT
I've had a few over the years that required a STAT order for delivery. The most memorable was a pot roast that was just awful. It was shortly after my now XH and I were married and I thought it would be a great Sunday dinner. He affectionately called it the "boiled meat incident," and we laughed about it after I figured out to make an awesome pot roast just a month or two later.
I make jambalaya pretty regularly and buy the andouille from a local butcher. He warned me it was "hotter than our normal." I didn't even think about that and used my normal amount and still added some cajun seasoning. That sh!t was like eating the sun!!! I thought I was going to choke it was so hot. I drank a huge glass of milk just to cool my mouth off - beer wasn't even touching that heat.
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MsKnit
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Post by MsKnit on Apr 17, 2016 4:33:36 GMT
I can cook many things. Complicated things.
However, I can not cook rice to save my life.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2016 4:36:19 GMT
I am a fair cook. But I cannot make a decent pancake to save my soul. I could when I was younger. But somehow I forgot how they work.
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Post by lucyg on Apr 17, 2016 4:45:22 GMT
I have killed more pots of rice (also hard-boiled eggs) than I can count. It's fine if I'm cooking right at dinner time and I'm ready to take it off the stove the instant it's done. But if I cook it earlier in the day in order to have cooked rice ready for something, and go about my other business while it cooks ... forget about it. I almost always do forget about it and have to toss it out. Sometimes I've had to toss out two pots in a row.
Don't suggest I try using, oh, say, a kitchen timer?!? A rice cooker?!? That would make too much sense. Nope, I continue to believe every.single.time I'm going to remember to drop what I'm doing 20 minutes from now and take the rice off the stove.
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Post by Jockscrap on Apr 17, 2016 7:35:14 GMT
Mashed potato. You boil the tatties and then you mash them. It really is that simple, except I decided to use my Bamix stick blender to make them super smooth and they turned in to wall paper paste. Bleurgh.
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Post by M in Carolina on Apr 17, 2016 8:11:53 GMT
Once when I was kid (I baked a lot), I made chocolate chip cookies and forgot to add the flour/salt/baking soda mix. Couldn't figure out why they were so runny. Put some in the oven anyway, and then my neighbor came by. I told her my problem and she asked if I put the flour in them?
Now I just make a little well for the salt and baking soda and fluff it with a fork in the same bowl as the creamed sugar and butter after I dump in the flour. I also like not dirtying two bowls. I've done this for years and have never had a problem with this. --the exception is pound cake and chiffon cake--or anything else that needs the flour and wet ingredients added in small amounts. Just dumping in everything will make the cakes not have the right texture.
You also can't sub self rising flour in pound cakes--they'll fall.
I also have a problem toasting things--there is such a fine edge between done and burnt. I toasted dh's waffles the other morning. They wouldn't brown, wouldn't brown, and then burnt on the edges. I flipped them, etc. It's a really great oven, too. It's a Breville and makes great baked goods--8x8 pan.
My grandma had a hard time with burnt toast. She'd scrape off the burnt edges with a butter knife--works really well. My grandfather called them yakky-doodles because of the sound of them scraping in the sink and then the clatter of the knife because my grandma would get frustrated. They grew up in the depression and hated wasting food.
I tried to make some ribeye steaks the other day. They were on sale at Whole Foods--really really nice ones. We were going to do Alton Brown's dry age method. I've done it before. You get two shallow plastic containers with lids and nest them with a few inches of space between the top and bottom. To get air circulation, you put holes in the bottom of the top container--I used my pronged grill fork and heated it on the gas stove--the plastic melted superquick. The air circulates, and the steaks lose some moisture which concentrates the flavour. I guess there wasn't enough air because the steaks went bad and didn't age. They went from fine to rotten overnight. I felt so bad.
Eggs can be really hard. They're easy to mess up--cook a bit too long or not enough. When restaurants hire new chefs, eggs is a very common dish to show off a chef's skill.
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Post by Suziee2 on Apr 17, 2016 13:11:18 GMT
Organic Instant Brown Basmati Rice. I made it correctly the first few times. Now I keep messing it up for some reason. I can make risotto but I can't make instant rice???
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Post by scrappert on Apr 17, 2016 13:19:09 GMT
Jello. Yep. Not really cooked, but it did require something hot. In my defense, I was pregnant at the time, so I blame it is that...
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Post by christinec68 on Apr 17, 2016 13:49:48 GMT
DH almost broke a tooth on some cookies I made for Easter. Ha! They were sugar cookie cups. I've made dozens and dozens of sugar cookies that were fine but these were hard as a rock.
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Post by monklady123 on Apr 17, 2016 13:53:01 GMT
I have trouble with brown rice. I can cook several varieties of white rice perfectly -- like if I want "sticky" or "fluffy" or "separate grains" I know what to buy and how to cook it. So I can't figure out what the heck goes wrong with the brown rice. I can read the directions as to amount of water and time -- I know it takes more water and more time. But it either comes out not cooked on the top layer, or it's kind of gooey. Either way I never like it. So now we eat just white rice.
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Post by johnnysmom on Apr 17, 2016 13:59:40 GMT
Oh honey you have no idea. I'm terrible in the kitchen. Dh likes to remind me of the time many, many years ago that I messed up boxed Mac & cheese, I didn't drain the water before adding the powder Not once but twice I put a roast in the crockpot and cooked it the maxi pad thing they package them with And those are just the bad ones there have been plenty of times I've under or over cooked things.
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Post by crazy4scraps on Apr 17, 2016 17:28:57 GMT
This one's going to sound really stupid, but Rice Krispy Bars! Every once in a while I'll think, "Ah, these old marshmallows will work." Um, NO, they DON'T. Not ever! The resulting bars turn out hard as a rock every time. I can't tell you how many times I've had to throw away marshmallows or Rice Krispies because one or the other or both are stale before I ever get around to making a pan of bars.
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Post by Amelia Bedelia on Apr 17, 2016 17:39:11 GMT
Cake from a mix, rice (steamed white, brown, and rice a roni), boiled eggs, Mac and cheese, jello, coffee, rice crispy treats and other cereal bars, instant oatmeal, brownies, probably lots more.
The most embarrassing one is when I burned spaghetti. In the pot. I didn't boil all the water out either. Still not sure how I managed that one.
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