How would you pronounce these names?

Honestly, all three of them would be called, "Hey, kid..." 

As for learning the correct pronunciation of eweniquely spelled names, what I would do is write their names phonetically next to how their names are spelled early on in the school year. I had teachers in junior high that did it that way and it seemed to really help.

I teach students from 18 different countries.  They would never correct me if I pronounced their name wrong, so I never try to guess it from the spelling.  I say "What's your name? and sometimes Can you say it again, so I can try to pronounce it?  Then I try to pronounce it back.  When I get close, I make a phonetic note, so I remember.

I feel like a name is very important to get right, a way to bond with someone from the first day, not a way to show my disapproval.  There is a significant number of people born in the US who value highly original names, and novel spellings.  We may not get it, but we can ask their name, rather than make assumptions.

English is not a highly phonetic language anyway-why do we insist that names be phonetic, when many of the words we use every day are not?  

I know I'm in the minority on this one, but I don't think criticizing people's names is nice, and I don't expect students to correct a teacher on the first day of school.

Hey you