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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2016 19:29:29 GMT
I do. He lives in my purse and is an annoying little bastard who plays games with me.
Here's an example:
Say my phone rings. I reach for my purse and fumble around inside for a full minute, during which my hand will encounter - repeatedly - the lip gloss that I don't need at that particular moment. As soon as the phone stops ringing, I magically find it. I curse like a sailor and call back whoever it was. From the depths of my purse, swear I faintly hear an evil chuckle.
A short time later, I realize that my lips are dry. I reach into my purse again, and my hand repeatedly bangs up against my now-silent phone. The lip gloss? It is nowhere to be found. I then give up and look around on the floor, convinced that it must have fallen out during the earlier flailing-around-for-my-phone incident. Finally, I admit defeat. Okay, I'll just have some gum. I reach into my purse to get the packet of gum that was there just a minute ago. You can guess what happens from there.
It doesn't matter what size purse I buy, or if it has many sections or just one big one. It happens every time. If it's not a poltergeist, then I am at a loss to explain this. Also, I'm not sure if it's just ONE entity assigned to me, like the girl from "Paranormal Activity," or if each purse comes with it's own individual poltergeist.
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Post by myshelly on Jul 30, 2016 20:08:22 GMT
I change purses every day to match my outfit, so everything is very organized.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2016 20:12:18 GMT
I do. He lives in my purse and is an annoying little bastard who plays games with me. Here's an example: Say my phone rings. I reach for my purse and fumble around inside for a full minute, during which my hand will encounter - repeatedly - the lip gloss that I don't need at that particular moment. As soon as the phone stops ringing, I magically find it. I curse like a sailor and call back whoever it was. From the depths of my purse, swear I faintly hear an evil chuckle. A short time later, I realize that my lips are dry. I reach into my purse again, and my hand repeatedly bangs up against my now-silent phone. The lip gloss? It is nowhere to be found. I then give up and look around on the floor, convinced that it must have fallen out during the earlier flailing-around-for-my-phone incident. Finally, I admit defeat. Okay, I'll just have some gum. I reach into my purse to get the packet of gum that was there just a minute ago. You can guess what happens from there. It doesn't matter what size purse I buy, or if it has many sections or just one big one. It happens every time. If it's not a poltergeist, then I am at a loss to explain this. Also, I'm not sure if it's just ONE entity assigned to me, like the girl from "Paranormal Activity," or if each purse comes with it's own individual poltergeist. LOL I have never thought of it as a poltergiest but I will now! Totally familiar with that chain of events! Just change the lip gloss to a flash drive and you are digging in my purse. Save |
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Post by miominmio on Jul 30, 2016 20:26:41 GMT
A poltergeist? That explains a lot! (Yes, I think I have one in my purse too).
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Post by chaosisapony on Jul 30, 2016 20:27:04 GMT
Ha ha ha. That is funny but I bet it sure gets frustrating.
I don't keep much in my purse. My phone has a little pocket, my sunglass case and wallet all stay in their assigned positions. Knock on wood nothing seems to move around on me.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2016 20:39:27 GMT
I change purses every day to match my outfit, so everything is very organized. I am in awe of people who can pull this off. My life would literally be chaos if I tried it. I carry the same purse until it disintegrates. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2016 20:42:53 GMT
I don't carry enough for it to get lost! I'm a frequent handbag changer so I like to keep it to a minimum.
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Post by secondlife on Jul 30, 2016 20:51:39 GMT
I have a little purse organizer that has a slot for my keys. I swear my purse poltergeist goes in and moves my keys to the big pocket of my purse and sends them down to the bottom.
My purse is well organized but somehow my keys always end up underneath something else. Super annoying.
I also have a car poltergeist that throws things under the seat.
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Post by hop2 on Jul 30, 2016 21:27:27 GMT
I change purses every day to match my outfit, so everything is very organized. I am in awe of people who can pull this off. My life would literally be chaos if I tried it. I carry the same purse until it disintegrates. me too. |
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Post by flgirlatheart on Jul 30, 2016 21:55:59 GMT
Oh my gosh!! This describes me every single day! Purse poltergeist explains everything.
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Post by scrapaddie on Jul 30, 2016 22:01:06 GMT
I change purses every day to match my outfit, so everything is very organized. I am in awe of people who can pull this off. My life would literally be chaos if I tried it. I carry the same purse until it disintegrates. Info the same, but I carry vintage coach so they don't disintegrate. I have a summer purse and a winter purse |
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Post by myshelly on Jul 30, 2016 22:37:21 GMT
I change purses every day to match my outfit, so everything is very organized. I am in awe of people who can pull this off. My life would literally be chaos if I tried it. I carry the same purse until it disintegrates. It takes me about 30 seconds to change purses in the morning. I like that it keeps my purse organized. |
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Post by paget on Jul 30, 2016 22:44:31 GMT
I deal with that same purse phenomena. It's so aggravating! The couple times I tried to change purses it ended badly when I realized somehow something important got left in the other purse. It's just not worth it to me.
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Post by mom on Jul 30, 2016 22:49:28 GMT
I dont change purses often, but all I carry in my purse is my wallet, keys, phone, and a small make up bad with lipstick, powder and chapstick in it.
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Post by purplebee on Jul 30, 2016 23:17:47 GMT
Oh yeah, and I hate when he messes with my keys!!!!
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Post by TankTop on Jul 31, 2016 2:54:37 GMT
myshelly I just always feel like you have your life more together than I do when I read your posts. Lol! One day I will be grown up and responsible enough to change my purses. I would love to have a collection of beautiful choices.
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Post by PolarGreen12 on Jul 31, 2016 3:01:26 GMT
My poltergeist also makes my money disappear amazingly fast. Effin bastard.
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Post by tmarschall on Jul 31, 2016 3:07:18 GMT
I do. He lives in my purse and is an annoying little bastard who plays games with me. Here's an example: Say my phone rings. I reach for my purse and fumble around inside for a full minute, during which my hand will encounter - repeatedly - the lip gloss that I don't need at that particular moment. As soon as the phone stops ringing, I magically find it. I curse like a sailor and call back whoever it was. From the depths of my purse, swear I faintly hear an evil chuckle. A short time later, I realize that my lips are dry. I reach into my purse again, and my hand repeatedly bangs up against my now-silent phone. The lip gloss? It is nowhere to be found. I then give up and look around on the floor, convinced that it must have fallen out during the earlier flailing-around-for-my-phone incident. Finally, I admit defeat. Okay, I'll just have some gum. I reach into my purse to get the packet of gum that was there just a minute ago. You can guess what happens from there. It doesn't matter what size purse I buy, or if it has many sections or just one big one. It happens every time. If it's not a poltergeist, then I am at a loss to explain this. Also, I'm not sure if it's just ONE entity assigned to me, like the girl from "Paranormal Activity," or if each purse comes with it's own ind ividual poltergeist. Yes! My current bag has 2 zippers with a pocket in between. One zipper has most of what I use often, the other has checkbook and stuff I don't need all the time. When I reach to unzip for my debit card, I ALWAYS unzip the wrong one. Every. Darn.Time. I've considered a dot of nail polish on the zipper or a but of ribbon on the zipper pull. I've even tried to fake myself out and unzip the opposite one that would have been my 3nd choice. Doh! Still the wrong one! |
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Post by maryland on Jul 31, 2016 3:15:11 GMT
I have not found a good purse to keep me organized. The same thing happens to me. I always lose everything in my purse. I really need to just put my keys and wallet in my purse! I bought a purse at Costco that is not cute at all! But we are on a trip (as always) and I so far I have been able to keep myself somewhat organized with this purse.
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Post by AussieMeg on Jul 31, 2016 3:20:04 GMT
My poltergeist also makes my money disappear amazingly fast. Effin bastard. Funnily enough, my purse poltergeist gave me some money today (perhaps it was yours haha!). I was rummaging around my backpack trying to find some coins to buy some hot chips. I opened one of the (many) zippers and found $90!!! Trust me, that does NOT happen often! |
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Post by PolarGreen12 on Jul 31, 2016 3:29:29 GMT
My poltergeist also makes my money disappear amazingly fast. Effin bastard. Funnily enough, my purse poltergeist gave me some money today (perhaps it was yours haha!). I was rummaging around my backpack trying to find some coins to buy some hot chips. I opened one of the (many) zippers and found $90!!! Trust me, that does NOT happen often! Holy shit my money went down under? Bwhahahahaha |
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Post by scorpeao on Jul 31, 2016 3:33:42 GMT
Yep! I probably have a dozen different kind of lip balm in my purse, but when I need one I find the tide stick, lotion, or pen. When I need the above mentioned items I find each and every lip balm. It's maddening.
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Post by iluvpink on Jul 31, 2016 11:05:35 GMT
Yes, that happens to me all the darn time. Mostly with my keys. I used to have that trouble with my chapstick but last year I went to a presentation at work and they gave out these handy little chapsticks that have a holder on the end to clip to things. So now it's attached to the zipper of one of my purse compartments and I can always find it. It makes me so happy now when I need chapstick and there it is, like right there!
Now I just need to find something so awesome for my keys.
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