Someone left the door to the spare room open.

I usually reserve that level of livid for when someone leaves the fridge door open. What the heck do you have in the spare room that the door being closed is so critical? A Bengal tiger?

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is there an incident to report?! What level of pea livid do we need to be?! I usually leave my 'come to jesus meeting' refrence for the most dire circumstances. Inquiring minds want to know! On the other side I hope everything is alright!

Love it!!

Did French teenagers sneak in?

They slipped through the portal to Narnia in your granddad's old wardrobe?

That would not fly in my house!
The only reason I close the spare bedroom door at all times is because it looks like Monica's cupboard in there.

WDTPT? Well NFI as we have no idea what you are talking about. More info would be good.

Is that the portal to the "upside down" place?!

Did the creepy clowns congregate in there when the door was left open?

Did you catch your other half having sex with your next door neighbour?

Get back in here and tell us WTF is in the spare room! Put a lock on it if it's that important the door stay closed. But you're kinda giving me the creeps. Dead bodies? Porn stash? A clown doll that comes to life at night?

First of all, if it was THAT important the door should have had a lock. So perhaps that come to Jesus talk needs to be had with yourself over why there wasn't a lock.

Second, this is not the time to be pea livid, unless of course the result was a bunch of creepy clowns in there. THAT would put me beyond pea livid. Any other result beyond that and I really need much more information before I can tell you what I would do. We simply can not issue permission to be pea livid at this time.

Third, it appears that you have broken a plethora of pea rules in your post and that needs to be corrected so the post is not invalid. Your post length is appallingly short. There are no pictures. You have not listed all involved with identifying letters ( for privacy ) or made up names ( for alphabetically challenged peas ) You have not described what anyone is wearing. You have not explained any reactions from extended relatives. And what the hell was for dinner???

Please correct these issues so we can issue valid opinions on this important matter!

As punishment they should clean and organize it. In my house, that would take days.

See we're blaming the victim here. It does not matter what was behind that door, no (leaving the door open) means no.

I've been watching law and order for quite awhile now, I think I can help.

First, have you reviewed the surveillance videos? Taken fingerprints from the room? Called in CSI to search for DNA (someone could have sneezed in there!)?

Do you have any suspects? Have you determined motive? Established a timeline for the day in question?

Once you have a suspect in custody make sure to empathize with them, get them talking, offer them a soda(make sure not to contaminate the can so it can be used for DNA processing). Try to get as much out of them as possible before they lawyer up.