It is going to be a day...

I've sprayed my hair with deodorant, instead of hair spray. I say you go home and go back to bed.

I've sprayed my hair with windex thinking it was root lifter. Ugh.

May the rest of your day go well. When I used to work I had the same pair of shoes in Navy and black. You know where this is going. On am's when I was really tired or just not paying enough attention to my feet I'd show up at work w/one of each. Enjoy smelling pretty and have a good day.

Best of luck with the rest of your day  

LOL! I knew exactly where you were going with that! I had it happen to me too! At my work, it is very casual. Jeans, sweatshirt/tshirt, sneakers are the go-to clothing wear. No open toed shoes, no clothes with holes or embarrassing designs. 

So, I have an old pair of sneakers that has a couple of holes in the side. I should trash them, but kept them around for working in the garden. Bought a new pair. Old pair is mostly white with blue trims. New pair is light blue with stripes in a darker blue. Very different looking. But apparently not enough for me to notice before leaving my house. I get to work, get settled in. I have to retrieve something from the printer. As I walk across the room, I notice that my gait is off. I look down. Yep, one of each pair. I stayed at my desk, barely moving from it all day! LOL! I was going to go shopping after work, but nope. Came straight home!

OP...I'm sure you are smelling awesome! When my computer's down, that's when I do my filing. I hate filing, but I get it done during computer down times. Hopefully your day gets better!

Had a co-worker show up with 2 left feet!  She has no idea how she managed that.  LOL  She went on break and bought a new pair of shoes.  We still laugh about that one.

I sprayed my hair wirh spray starch before an interview once. Lol

That isn't much different from the ozone-depleting quantities of Aqua Net that used to be used.

My "day" started with the door to our office not working:

There's an electronic keypad above that key. The mechanical innards crapped out, leaving the latch not fully recessing when you tried to open the door. 16 people who can't get in. I was the first there at 6. I had to call security to try to open it, then to unlock a side door that's alarmed so I could get into the office. We still couldn't get the door open (until I grabbed a screwdriver and pushed the latch the rest of the way in on the office side). Facilities came and flipped the latch plate to hold the latch in so we could use the door, and the locksmith came and replaced the whole mechanism and reprogrammed the keypad. I told our facility manager that it was fixed as I was leaving so he could tell protective services to re-enable the alarm on the side door.

My "day" ended (at least work related) with me leaving my reading glasses on my desk. Fortunately, I have my previous pair at home.

I've worn one of my tie dye shirts inside out before. They're tagless and more difficult to notice. I think it was lunchtime before someone did.