ladybug79
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Post by ladybug79 on Feb 23, 2017 5:32:46 GMT
A close friend of mine was making out with her new date on a cruise ship. Anyway they were both tipsy by the pool and decided best to take it to the bedroom! Before she knew it her new date had his swimming trunks off and was at full erection! He was In the chair and told her to sit on it! Now she is still in swimmers and did not get the bottoms to the side enough. She sat on and bent his erection and now they have not had sex since! *** Update she bent and ruptured his erectile tissue!!
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Post by gale w on Feb 23, 2017 5:39:44 GMT
WTF
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Post by 950nancy on Feb 23, 2017 5:44:13 GMT
Wasn't that an episode on Love Boat?
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ladybug79
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Post by ladybug79 on Feb 23, 2017 5:46:43 GMT
Wasn't that an episode on Love Boat? Haha, maybe! She said it was all going fine until this happened! |
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Post by gale w on Feb 23, 2017 5:50:54 GMT
Wasn't that an episode on Love Boat? Now I have the love boat theme in my head. Lol |
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Post by MalleyCat on Feb 23, 2017 6:10:35 GMT
Oh dear!😜 when you say "new date", is this someone she met on the cruise or a new boyfriend she went on the cruise with? So, was it the cruise doctor that diagnosed him with bent and ruptured erectile tissue?
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Post by ladybug79 on Feb 23, 2017 6:17:07 GMT
Oh dear!😜 when you say "new date", is this someone she met on the cruise or a new boyfriend she went on the cruise with? So, was it the cruise doctor that diagnosed him with bent and ruptured erectile tissue? She used the term fractured his penis! Yikes who know we could do that. |
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Post by Freefallfast on Feb 23, 2017 8:13:39 GMT
Finally......a post that would NOT be better with pictures! !
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Post by gar on Feb 23, 2017 8:30:36 GMT
Finally......a post that would NOT be better with pictures! ! I'll just agree with that... |
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Post by AussieMeg on Feb 23, 2017 8:41:04 GMT
Who else clicked on the OP's name to see what her other 2 posts were about?  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2017 8:43:32 GMT
You have five posts, and this is your very first one? Highly suspicious.  |
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Post by gar on Feb 23, 2017 8:53:27 GMT
Who else clicked on the OP's name to see what her other 2 posts were about? I thought about it! Didn't this exact scenario happen with another new poster not that long ago...a descriptive tale about a sex accident? |
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Post by Delta Dawn on Feb 23, 2017 8:59:18 GMT
I had a boyfriend who had an accident with a porcelain sink (he walked into it) in the middle of the night and said he broke it. This was before me so I don't know the whole story. He said it was a thing.
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Post by lesley on Feb 23, 2017 9:03:14 GMT
I've never caused this, but it happened to my best friend. He was unable to get an erection and had constant pain for over two years. He even had surgery scheduled, but on the day he was due to get it, the surgeon changed his mind. He felt there was enough of an improvement since he had first seen my BFF that he didn't want to go ahead, as surgery can cause other issues. And he never saw the woman again after she 'broke' him.  |
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Post by pjaye on Feb 23, 2017 9:03:25 GMT
Didn't this exact scenario happen with another new poster not that long ago...a descriptive tale about a sex accident Yes, this is the fractured penis troll who also used to be on 2Peas. They would always post about the same topic over and over. I'd suggest not responding as they are obviously trolling for people's sex stories. |
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Post by ScrapsontheRocks on Feb 23, 2017 9:04:18 GMT
I saw this kind of injury on Grey's a couple of years back, so it is a thing, Delta Dawn . ETA: thanks for the heads up pjaye . Takes all sorts  |
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Post by gale w on Feb 23, 2017 9:07:00 GMT
Didn't this exact scenario happen with another new poster not that long ago...a descriptive tale about a sex accident Yes, this is the fractured penis troll who also used to be on 2Peas. They would always post about the same topic over and over. I'd suggest not responding as they are obviously trolling for people's sex stories. You'd think she would change her schtick up a little. |
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Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Feb 23, 2017 10:48:31 GMT
this is the fractured penis troll I cracked up at this "category" of troll.  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2017 11:19:30 GMT
I had a boyfriend who had an accident with a porcelain sink (he walked into it) in the middle of the night and said he broke it. This was before me so I don't know the whole story. He said it was a thing. Did he break the sink or his todger? There's an unfortunate incident with a penis in the Christmas special of Sense8, have you been watching that OP? Save |
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Post by Dani-Mani on Feb 23, 2017 11:24:20 GMT
What a strange first post.
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Post by scrappyesq on Feb 23, 2017 13:43:45 GMT
You have five posts, and this is your very first one? Highly suspicious.
Damn it. You're probably right. Lesson learned: drink coffee before coming to NSBR. I'm clearly not on point yet.
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Post by melanell on Feb 23, 2017 13:50:15 GMT
You have five posts, and this is your very first one? Highly suspicious. Yeah, and this is not the first time we've seen a "newbie" show up here and start off with this topic, either. If they're looking for shock value, they're failing. I'm falling asleep over here.  SaveSave |
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Post by phoenixcov on Feb 23, 2017 13:55:23 GMT
Who knows if the fractured penis troll is even female?
(Now there`s a sentence I never thought I`d type before today).
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Post by rst on Feb 23, 2017 15:46:07 GMT
Fractured penis trolls probably come in more than 2 sexual identities, don't you think?
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Post by crimsoncat05 on Feb 23, 2017 15:50:07 GMT
this is the fractured penis troll I cracked up at this "category" of troll. ^^^ LOL'ing at 'twat glue' and 'fractured penis troll' both in one day... I think my week is now complete! I love this place!  eta: like melanell said, it's really not at the top of the list of weird topics, is it?? Obviously whoever posted this hasn't been reading the threads here at all, because it's true- a fractured penis isn't really all that out there as a topic of conversation, for this place. |
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Post by christine58 on Feb 23, 2017 16:03:08 GMT
Troll alert
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Post by Dalai Mama on Feb 23, 2017 16:35:41 GMT
Wasn't that an episode on Love Boat?  You are awesome! |
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Post by librarylady on Feb 23, 2017 16:42:19 GMT
And he never saw the woman again after she 'broke' him. I am sure I'd not expect another encounter if this happened to my sex partner. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 23, 2017 16:53:14 GMT
I kept reading this post as a friend had a bad bathroom accident. I was wondering what the post had to do with the title.  Of course, now I keep thinking of Richie from Happy Days saying "sit on it". |
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Post by anniebygaslight on Feb 23, 2017 22:26:52 GMT
School half term holiday here. Happen it is a bored teenager again.
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You are awesome!
Of course, now I keep thinking of Richie from Happy Days saying "sit on it". 
