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Post by dulcemama on Aug 21, 2014 23:32:58 GMT
Cadoodlebug and her wily eyebrow hairs got me thinking. We all have weird body stuff that happens as we get older or while we're pregnant etc. So...weird body confessions:
I have 2 bristly whiskers that have started growing on my chin, one on either side. I keep plucking them and they keep coming back. I also have a super-fine hair that grows from my upper lip. It will grow to 2-3 inches long and I usually can't find it until it gets in my mouth while I'm eating and pulls on my lip. The first time it happened, I didn't know what was tugging on my lip and thought I was being haunted. And, what with all the extra hair up top, my lady garden is going bald. Oh, and there's the double, perhaps triple chin. Very very sexy!
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Post by hopechest on Aug 22, 2014 0:00:20 GMT
I'll see your chin hairs and raise you a giant black nipple hair.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2014 0:04:37 GMT
All I'm going to add here is that if you have only two nipples, consider yourself blessed.
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Post by dulcemama on Aug 22, 2014 0:09:06 GMT
All I'm going to add here is that if you have only two nipples, consider yourself blessed. LOL! Do they come with black hairs? 'cause that would be HOT!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2014 0:21:12 GMT
All I'm going to add here is that if you have only two nipples, consider yourself blessed. LOL! Do they come with black hairs? 'cause that would be HOT! No, it's a hairless wonder. It sprouted during my first pregnancy. It doesn't appear to be going away any time soon. I'm thinking of naming it. Suggestions welcome.
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Post by gar on Aug 22, 2014 8:36:45 GMT
I have one long fine hair that grows out of the side of my hand/top of my thumb - on my right hand so I have to get DD to cut it. I'm with you on the balding lady garden too Not something I'd expected to happen
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Post by *christine* on Aug 22, 2014 12:25:07 GMT
LOL! Do they come with black hairs? 'cause that would be HOT! No, it's a hairless wonder. It sprouted during my first pregnancy. It doesn't appear to be going away any time soon. I'm thinking of naming it. Suggestions welcome. The Triple Nipple?
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Post by *christine* on Aug 22, 2014 12:25:47 GMT
I'll play too....
Nose hair, it's not just for Grandpas anymore.
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Post by lbp on Aug 22, 2014 12:45:20 GMT
Yep, the Lady Garden is losing her leaves!
Also since I have completed menopause, I can no longer lose weight and gain all my weight around my middle so I look like a barrel on toothpicks because I have long, skinny legs.
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Post by rumplesnat on Aug 22, 2014 12:52:17 GMT
See now, the thread about things you have done that most other folks haven't made me feel like a schmuck. This thread? This thread warms my heart!
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Post by scrappert on Aug 22, 2014 12:57:12 GMT
Nipple hair, too. And one long nose hair, really long. Have to cut it, then it grows long again.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2014 13:00:04 GMT
The lady garden was losing leaves so fast that I had the rest lasered off and it looks so much better in a bathing suit.
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Post by gar on Aug 22, 2014 13:04:32 GMT
Yep, the Lady Garden is losing her leaves! Also since I have completed menopause, I can no longer lose weight and gain all my weight around my middle so I look like a barrel on toothpicks because I have long, skinny legs. I fear that's where I'm heading It's creeping on and all in that belly area. Gonna have to fight it hard!!!
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Post by Judy26 on Aug 22, 2014 13:24:08 GMT
All of the above except the triple nipple. I am a walking geriatric freak show.
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Post by alicenwonder on Aug 23, 2014 10:45:23 GMT
I have a hair that grows about 2 inches up from my belly button. It gets quite long. I also have a very hard almost plastic type hair that comes up on my shoulder. So very odd!
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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Aug 23, 2014 11:28:31 GMT
I have a long white (colorless) hair that grows on the inside edge of my left wrist. Only it's not related to aging or pregnancy. I've always had it and can't remember when it wasn't there. I pluck the sucker but it comes back time and time again. Weird.
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Post by wandawoman on Aug 23, 2014 11:42:22 GMT
And I thought all of you were perfect! Glad to see I'm fairly normal!
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Post by MaryPea on Aug 23, 2014 12:51:37 GMT
i have gray hairs in my eyebrows. I hate them -- i have dark hair so the gray ones stand out like crazy. and the random chin hairs - ugh!
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Post by Aheartfeltcard on Aug 23, 2014 12:56:56 GMT
I have one chin hair. I got it after having kids. My husband loves to pull it out. His method? With his teeth. He loves me. My mom had the same exact one hair.
I think I took the confession a bit too far.
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Post by aleighl55 on Aug 23, 2014 13:10:21 GMT
I have 1 hard, black ear hair that I have to pluck and, every once in a while, I have a normal, soft facial hair on my right jawline that grows to 3 inches long. It's wispy and flowy and a pain to find and pull.
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Post by Lexica on Aug 23, 2014 15:24:13 GMT
Chin hair, check Nose hair, check Strange long whispy hair on neck, check Nipple hair, check Supernumerary nipple, check (had it since birth. It just looks like a mole) Lady garden defoliage, check White eyebrow hairs, check Difficulty losing weight, check "Unpigmented" hair roots, check
Yeah, looks like I'm right on schedule.
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Post by gar on Aug 23, 2014 15:26:59 GMT
Chin hair, check Nose hair, check Strange long whispy hair on neck, check Nipple hair, check Supernumerary nipple, check (had it since birth. It just looks like a mole) Lady garden defoliage, check White eyebrow hairs, check Difficulty losing weight, check "Unpigmented" hair roots, check Yeah, looks like I'm right on schedule. It's quite a list isn't it......I've stayed away from listing them all together because how long that list would be but now.........well, no more self denial, I'm only about 2 away from your total
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Post by kristalina on Aug 23, 2014 15:27:24 GMT
LOL! Do they come with black hairs? 'cause that would be HOT! No, it's a hairless wonder. It sprouted during my first pregnancy. It doesn't appear to be going away any time soon. I'm thinking of naming it. Suggestions welcome. I've always thought Trinity was a lovely name for the third, but also Trine if its more masculine.
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Post by Zee on Aug 23, 2014 15:38:04 GMT
I'm not listing everything that's wrong with me because then I'd get depressed, but I just have to say I'd LOVE to lose leaves in the garden! Love it I say! I'm sick of waxing and shaving. As for my face, every single day begins with a tweezer hunt. *sigh*
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Post by Tejasgal70 on Aug 23, 2014 15:46:53 GMT
When oh when will my lady garden defoliage?! I'm dreaming of the day. I'm losing my eyebrows, but the garden won't budge.
I have the one chin hair. Discovered it 11 years ago. It was dark and then went gray about for years back.
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Post by blueviolet on Aug 23, 2014 15:51:09 GMT
I have blond hair, blond eyelashes and blond eye brows. And one thick, hard, jet black hair that grows between my eyebrows. Where the hell did that thing come from? I hate it with a passion and pluck as soon as it starts to sprout back. I made DH promise me that if I'm ever in a coma that he would pluck that mutant hair!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 23, 2014 15:51:44 GMT
Trinity! Lol! Perhaps I should start a poll.
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Post by Princess Pea on Aug 23, 2014 16:04:27 GMT
>>>>>All I'm going to add here is that if you have only two nipples, consider yourself blessed.<<<<<
Chandler Bing!
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Post by Spongemom Scrappants on Aug 23, 2014 16:29:34 GMT
Stuff like this is why I will never leave this place. With.His.Teeth. That's what she said.
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Post by Laura in OK on Aug 23, 2014 16:33:22 GMT
Chin hair, check Nose hair, check Strange long whispy hair on neck, check Nipple hair, check Supernumerary nipple, check (had it since birth. It just looks like a mole) Lady garden defoliage, check White eyebrow hairs, check Difficulty losing weight, check "Unpigmented" hair roots, check Yeah, looks like I'm right on schedule. I'm right there with you! Glad to know I'm not the only one!
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