Post by chirpingcricket on Aug 27, 2014 19:19:37 GMT
Note: Marsala is not a suitable substitute for merlot when making a pot roast in the slow cooker. It's just not. Do not do that. Save the marsala for chicken marsala, and go get a bottle of merlot for the beef.
My bad pot roast makes me very grumpy. I like pot roast, dang it. I like the roast and the potatoes and the gravy. Those things are good. I ruined all of them.
In protest of my own terrible cooking, I refuse to cook tonight.
Ok, yes, DH and I swap dinner duties every other night, so technically my boycott of the kitchen isn't so much a protest as a well-timed date with my boyfriend Brian Williams. I can't miss our nightly flirtation across the airwaves while he catches me up to date on all the haps of the day. (Swoon!) If NBC News only knew how they're facilitating Brian's illicit affair with a married broad in Tennessee... They'd make a reality show out of it and start catching up with CBS!
Anyway. Terrible pot roast. Pouting. Not cooking tonight! Stupid marsala. I hate it so much.
--Cricket
My bad pot roast makes me very grumpy. I like pot roast, dang it. I like the roast and the potatoes and the gravy. Those things are good. I ruined all of them.
In protest of my own terrible cooking, I refuse to cook tonight.
Ok, yes, DH and I swap dinner duties every other night, so technically my boycott of the kitchen isn't so much a protest as a well-timed date with my boyfriend Brian Williams. I can't miss our nightly flirtation across the airwaves while he catches me up to date on all the haps of the day. (Swoon!) If NBC News only knew how they're facilitating Brian's illicit affair with a married broad in Tennessee... They'd make a reality show out of it and start catching up with CBS!
Anyway. Terrible pot roast. Pouting. Not cooking tonight! Stupid marsala. I hate it so much.
--Cricket
Fingers crossed!
