Cleaning supplies to put Enjo in the shade.....

I work as a school cleaner, and this morning was "order day" where we list everything we need for the next school term.  A co-worker wrote out the list (without her glasses) and I checked it off (without my glasses).

 Apparently the school is in seriously need of three sets of Epic Muffs, a Pleasure Head with Black Biscuits and two Duck Scubas.  (I'm seriously hoping this last one is a device to help me sneak up on the ducks that swim in the school pool so I can ninja their feathery asses.)

Further ordering has been put on hold until the cleaning staff find their glasses or the guide dog learns to read.