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Post by CarolinaGirl71 on Nov 4, 2017 13:19:49 GMT
We were texting about lunch tomorrow, and then mentioned something about her work. Her company has a new CEO and there was an article in the paper about him today. I texted her that I have a small crush on him - he's very personable and has done news conferences in his previous position. She texted back "you realize you are texting all of us, don't you!" - which includes my DH and DSIL. Oops! Ok, make me feel better and share your stories, please!
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Post by zookeeper on Nov 4, 2017 13:37:49 GMT
Oh my....I don't have a story to share, but thanks for the giggle this morning!
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Post by Woobster on Nov 4, 2017 13:49:06 GMT
I have a coworker that group texted us yesterday morning, after being out sick the day prior, to let us know she still wasn't feeling well. The text said, "Got up, showered, got dick again. Staying home today." Thank goodness our work group is small (only 5 people)... We were dying laughing.
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Post by purplebee on Nov 4, 2017 13:52:05 GMT
I have a coworker that group texted us yesterday morning, after being out sick the day prior, to let us know she still wasn't feeling well. The text said, "Got up, showered, got dick again. Staying home today." Thank goodness our work group is small (only 5 people)... We were dying laughing. OP after reading THIS, bet you feel much better about your misdirected text. Don't have anything bad to share (thank goodness!) But remember, this too shall pass!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2017 14:01:53 GMT
Crushes are the best!!!
DH and I (together 20+ yrs) both have celebrity crushes.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2017 15:07:07 GMT
I have a coworker that group texted us yesterday morning, after being out sick the day prior, to let us know she still wasn't feeling well. The text said, "Got up, showered, got dick again. Staying home today." Thank goodness our work group is small (only 5 people)... We were dying laughing. OMG, that is hysterical.
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Post by georgiapea on Nov 4, 2017 15:38:50 GMT
I worked with a man who thought he was sending a message to his wife, detailing what he planed on doing with her when he got home. It went to the entire group of people he worked with. I worked there years after this and heard about with soon after joining the team. Some things never die!
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Post by scrapmaven on Nov 4, 2017 15:45:31 GMT
It doesn't sound that bad to me. Though I'm sure you're in for endless teasing from your family.
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Post by jeremysgirl on Nov 4, 2017 16:48:36 GMT
I once sent my ex husband a text that said I need a cuddle. It was meant for my current husband. Ex replied, I don't think my wife would like that! We all had a good laugh.
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Post by tduby1 on Nov 4, 2017 19:22:10 GMT
So I was dangerously close to sending a text to DH after he left for work morning that said, "my bed is lonely without you", when I realized I had accidently opened ds's soccer coach's phone number instead. This.close.
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Post by Monica* on Nov 4, 2017 20:36:34 GMT
Oh my gosh, I'm busting up laughing over these!
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Post by momto4kiddos on Nov 4, 2017 20:55:11 GMT
Ugh, not so much embarrassing, but I really need to check who the screen is on when i'm texting multiple people. I meant to text my dd, it was to do with us not wanting to do something my sister had suggested. Of course didn't I text it to my sister Thankfully it probably didn't make much sense to sister since dd and I had been having a conversation back and forth. I'm trying to be much more aware now
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Post by StephDRebel on Nov 4, 2017 21:28:25 GMT
I've got too many to count. It's practically an expectation now. My autocorrect likes to change completely random words to penis, vagina, labia, clitoral, and foreplay because they're frequently used. Job hazards. I don't dare try to type puppy without triple checking. I don't use that P word but my phone hasn't realized that apparently.
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Post by kels99 on Nov 4, 2017 21:39:17 GMT
Not me, but DH has texted his boss asking him to "buy some beer if you're going to the store". Was supposed to go to me, obviously. DH's boss replied that he wasn't going to the store today.
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Post by stacmac on Nov 4, 2017 22:07:55 GMT
I haven't had one in a while but my sister sent one to her boss telling him she was going to put a document in his pee hole. She meant to say pigeon hole.
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Post by pierogi on Nov 4, 2017 22:32:14 GMT
I once sent a text to our plumber, meant for my husband, telling him the dog pooped. He found it funny, but I was so embarrassed at the time.
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Post by rickmer on Nov 4, 2017 22:50:35 GMT
i texted a friend/colleague when she asked how i was doing, "i am happy! i got cherry come! my bro gave it to me". holy sh!t.... i just about died. i quickly texted that i meant coke, cherry COKE. i could hear her laughing across the office...
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Post by CarolinaGirl71 on Nov 4, 2017 23:35:59 GMT
I have a coworker that group texted us yesterday morning, after being out sick the day prior, to let us know she still wasn't feeling well. The text said, "Got up, showered, got dick again. Staying home today." Thank goodness our work group is small (only 5 people)... We were dying laughing. OP after reading THIS, bet you feel much better about your misdirected text. Don't have anything bad to share (thank goodness!) But remember, this too shall pass! Yes, I'm feeling much better!!! SaveSave
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Post by CarolinaGirl71 on Nov 4, 2017 23:37:08 GMT
Crushes are the best!!! DH and I (together 20+ yrs) both have celebrity crushes. I agree - I started to text back that the crush I have on the CEO is not nearly as big as the one I have on George Strait - but I decided it would be better to drop it!!! SaveSave
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2017 0:11:30 GMT
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Post by FurryP on Nov 5, 2017 0:29:03 GMT
Boy oh boy, you all don't be texting any naughty pictures to anyone!
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Post by tincin on Nov 5, 2017 2:27:56 GMT
I send my ODS a text, something about having a nice ass. Needless to say, ODS was not the intended recipient. He replied with "MOM you just sexted me!" My DIL said she was dying.
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Post by my3freaks on Nov 5, 2017 2:52:54 GMT
I haven't had one in a while but my sister sent one to her boss telling him she was going to put a document in his pee hole. She meant to say pigeon hole. I laughed out loud at this one!
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Post by **Angie** on Nov 5, 2017 5:53:46 GMT
My realtor was on my bad side for a couple of days because he almost cost us the sale. After he finally got the issue fixed, I was texting him and my dh at the same time.
I THOUGHT I was texting dh "I'm sorry this is causing so much stress. I love you."
My realtor responded with "I'm the one that should apologize. And, I'm sorry but I don't feel that way about you."
I'm glad I never have to meet him in person!
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Post by PaperAngel on Nov 5, 2017 15:00:25 GMT
A fellow volunteer recently told a sad story about a neighbor's text experience turn nightmare last year. The mom of 3 teens texted a brief note of encouragement (with a few spelling/autocorrect errors) to her then high school senior student before the spring after school play audition: "Good fu€k..Break a egg!"
Convinced she'd been found out, her daughter immediately confessed when she got home that she hadn't actually auditioned, worked on play sets, or hung out with her drama friends for the last year & a half. Instead, she'd been meeting various adult partners for sex & cash after school & weekends!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2017 15:11:50 GMT
A fellow volunteer recently told a sad story about a neighbor's text experience turn nightmare last year. The mom of 3 teens texted a brief note of encouragement (with a few spelling/autocorrect errors) to her then high school senior student before the spring after school play audition: "Good fu€k..Break a egg!" Convinced she'd been found out, her daughter immediately confessed when she got home that she hadn't actually auditioned, worked on play sets, or hung out with her drama friends for the last year & a half. Instead, she'd been meeting various adult partners for sex & cash after school & weekends. Wow, that's just really, really sad.
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Post by gloryjoy on Nov 5, 2017 15:23:11 GMT
This isn't an embarrassing text but my dil text me for my chicken cacciatore recipe, I had made it for them one night and my son and her ranted and raved over it.
I text her a couple days later and asked her if she made it and how was it. She said it was good but not as good as your's and not as much sauce, it was a little dry. I said "well did you put a lid on it" and she replied "yes I put a kid in it". I didn't miss a beat, I replied back "well there's your problem right there".
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Post by tduby1 on Nov 5, 2017 16:36:24 GMT
When my kids were younger, before they each got their own phone, we had replaced our house phone with a "family cell phone" that stayed in the house and acted as the house phone. The kids also used said phone to text friends occassionally but it was a flip phone. it was pre smart phone days so luckily the phone sat on a shelf most of time, rather than attached to one of the kids. One day my sister in law sent her DH a very dirty text only to realize she had sent it to the "kids phone". So she called us on our phone to head it off, except we weren't home. So we hustled home and she hustled to our house, we all arrived at once and burst into the house just as Dd 11 was picking up the phone to use. She thought we were nuts as all scrambled to get that phone from her. She hadnt seen the text. SIL quickly deleted the text. It seriously was like a scene from a sitcom.
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