Poop Knife

Ditto that. ^^^ OMG. My 7 yo has created some unbelievably giant poos that leave me literally SMDH in wonder. I look at her, then look in the bowl, then back to her and think, “How does that even happen?” We don’t have a poop knife and won’t likely start either (because, GROSS!) but if hers didn’t go down voluntarily it is probably something DH would consider.

This post, and the accompanying responses, has been most educational.

While I have never heard of this device, I do recall my friend saying her teenage son and his friends name their poops after battleships, and occasionally send “selfies” to each other. Bathroom humor knows no limits, apparently.

   Or like one of those playdough kits.

How exactly would multiple flushing help?

I did and I was laughing so hard my cereal kept falling off the spoon! 

You’ve got such a good memory! You can always remember when something has been covered already by the Peas 😀

Oh my, I'm crying laughing!

Peas! You are always ahead of the curve but I must have missed the previous discussion. Puzzle pieces are fitting together in my head

DH and I have been on the road since October last year. We have had some interesting bathroom experiences along the way... I posted on the "what grosses you out thread" hahaha.

In Argentina one of our first hotel loos had a wall hook to the side which had a plastic (?) shallow sickle like implement hanging on it. I wondered what it was. Somewhere a couple of weeks later, I think it was Peru (we stayed in two similar places along the way so I can't remember if it was the first or the second one) we had a similar one hanging behind/ next to the tank. They must have been poo knives!

ETA: for the record, in regard to plumbing issues: if mankind can design nuclear missiles we can supply pipes of sufficient girth and water of sufficient pressure to deal with this problem, surely? 

Disclosure: we finally, after just more than three months of hotel bathrooms, had the clogged drain thing in a big way. No it was not a poo knife situation. It was a "what is that noise coming from the bathroom.... Or is it the TV?" situation, which turned out to be lovely brown water coming up the tub plug hole and rising water in the loo   .

I was just about to head for the shower, so there were big delays that day! This was our first stop in Hawaii, a condo style place. We alternate between these and hotels every so often as DH likes to cook and he loved the thought of the fresh stuff here. It was also missile warning day. Anyway, the staff didn't really handle us well, turned out it was a main line affecting four or more units, a bad maintenance thing IMO so we ended up moving to stop no 2 a bit early as we felt both skeeved and disrespected.

I should add that after we finally both showered after two professionals with a huge drain snake and compressed air unit cleared the problem, the hairdryer turned out to be equally badly maintained, red hot and smoky, when I called the desk AGAIN it did not go well. They should have fallen over themselves to help, dontcha think? 

Yeah, it was that really pretty blonde newscaster from like Idaho or something like that. You guys know who I'm talking about. Shit, what was her name? I can picture her though. I want to say her name started with a B (but not Brekkie). I saw the post title and assumed it was a revisit of that lovely memory from the old days. 

Oh my lanta LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

We have some family friends who have a daughter DD11's age that is friends with her. Has spent the night here several times. In our most recent house, the plumbing doesn't work so well and she has clogged our toilet many of times. One time I had to call a plumber late at night because it's our only bathroom.

Anyway, last time she was here, her mom pulled her aside and I didn't mean to listen but I overheard some part about "breaking it up." And all I can think was there is nothing in our tiny bathroom that will break stuff up! I felt bad that they were worried about it, we never made a big deal out of it, sometimes people just have dense poop!

Part of the problem is the proliferation of low flow toilets now that only use a gallon or so of water to flush. We had one at the cabin that was horrible. The thing wouldn’t even flush down a small amount of toilet paper much less anything more significant with one flush or even two. We ended up replacing it even though it was only a couple years old because it was so bad and it drove me nuts!

I thought it was just Brooke, but it might have been Brookie.

I also am pretty sure she was the person that said on a thread once that she couldn't poop if she had a bracelet on and then I think she said long sleeves. Upon further questioning, I believe it came down to not being able to go if she had anything that potentially could get in the way of wiping. It was one of those "what is your weird secret" type threads that got hilarious by the end of it

Thank you. Yes, it's been my natural color for about 5 years now but it continues to evolve. I don't see it on a day to day basis, but when I look at photos that were a year ago, 2 years ago, etc. I am always surprised how much lighter it is getting. I thought it was time for the curly pic to go because I got it cut and I don't usually wear it curly now. I flat iron the shit out of it and hope it doesn't rain.