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Post by danor98 on Jan 20, 2018 2:59:14 GMT
Yes! Was it Brookie? She was a bit of a character! I thought it was just Brooke, but it might have been Brookie. I also am pretty sure she was the person that said on a thread once that she couldn't poop if she had a bracelet on and then I think she said long sleeves. Upon further questioning, I believe it came down to not being able to go if she had anything that potentially could get in the way of wiping. It was one of those "what is your weird secret" type threads that got hilarious by the end of it Thatās where the sleeve thing came from! Bracelets are ok for me, sleeves are not! |
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Post by jayfab on Jan 20, 2018 4:16:28 GMT
DH and I read it and laughed hysterically about it earlier this week. I had a girlfriend at the house a day or two ago and DH comes out of the bathroom and jokingly proclaims that no poop knife was needed (we do NOT have nor have we ever had a poop knife), so we had to explain the whole poop knife story to my friend. haha - so funny! That's going to be my new phrase. SaveSave |
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Post by paget on Jan 20, 2018 4:34:03 GMT
Once upon a time, long ago, there was a pea who confessed to using plastic cutlery to slice up her big poos. š© š“ Yeah, it was that really pretty blonde newscaster from like Idaho or something like that. You guys know who I'm talking about. Shit, what was her name? I can picture her though. I want to say her name started with a B (but not Brekkie). I saw the post title and assumed it was a revisit of that lovely memory from the old days.Ā Wasnāt she also the one that ālostā a tampoon and her dh went up in there looking for it with a flashlight?! It inspired a lot of Haikus and also anatomy lessons....  good times. |
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Post by MaryMary on Jan 20, 2018 4:39:06 GMT
She lost the diva cup.
And I remember the poop knife thread but I didnāt remember that it was her.
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Post by paget on Jan 20, 2018 4:42:24 GMT
And my contributions to the topic of poop knife:
We had horrible low flow toilets when we moved into this house 15 years ago. Youngest dd was 3 and would clog the toilets regularly. She and oldest dd were the main culprits - middle dd must have more pliable poos. It was so bad it was too the point that when someone had to use the restroom people (our family) would ask which toilet is not clogged right now? Ugh. I was bad at using the plunger plus I have a horrible gag reflux so when dh would get home from work he would go unclog 1-3 toilets. And even WE didnāt have a poop knife!!
We ended up replacing all the toilets with powerful ones probably 10 years ago and one dh needed to unclog one once. Lol
Now for work part of my job is doing assessments for kids and without going into too many details, one Mom tells me how her sonās poops are so big she has to cut them In to little pieces so they donāt mess up her toilet and sewer system. I am good at not reacting to things but ew.
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Post by paget on Jan 20, 2018 4:43:34 GMT
She lost the diva cup. And I remember the poop knife thread but I didnāt remember that it was her. Right!!! While I was posting I was thinking tamping didnāt seem right but I couldnāt think of what else went up there!! Lol (non diva cup user here). |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 20, 2018 4:56:56 GMT
Ewww. Imagine a guest walking by and grabbing that knife thinking it's okay to use on food.  |
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Post by flute4peace on Feb 1, 2018 4:53:13 GMT
She lost the diva cup. And I remember the poop knife thread but I didnāt remember that it was her. Right!!! While I was posting I was thinking tamping didnāt seem right but I couldnāt think of what else went up there!! Lol (non diva cup user here). Didn't somebody lose their uterus? Or was it the cervix? |
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Post by bigbundt on Feb 1, 2018 13:54:23 GMT
i read this the other day, and I have to say, I can see the usefulness. the other day my 10 yr old birthed something like an 8" long pop can. he couldn't get it to flush so he left it (yeah.). I walked by on the way to the laundry and was frankly astonished at how he could physically pass something like that from his body without rupturing something. other DS and DH heard me exclaim and came to look and we all had a moment of silence in awe of this thing. anyway, a poop knife would've been helpful instead of mashing it into oblivion with the soft plunger.  I'm not going to get one, but, I understand. I read it too thinking we may need one. Ha My daughter ever since she was little has clogged toilets...her poops are insane. She is the healthiest eater in our family and I have taken her to the doctors multiple times about the issue because I thought there is no way it was normal....turns out it is not that abnormal. Doctor wasn't worried in the slightest. My daughter too. Poor thing has suffered from constipation and hard poops since she was a newborn despite stuffing her with water and fiber. After she potty trained she would hold her poop and by the time it came out it was very large and very dense. I honestly don't know how such a small thing pooped these monstrous things. They couldn't be flushed and even sitting in water didn't soften them. We did have poop knives but they were disposable and thrown away each time. After a few years of this she finally learned it was easier to just go instead of holding it for days so we haven't had an issue since. |
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Post by merry on Feb 1, 2018 14:40:04 GMT
We have laughed about this topic at the dinner table since reading this thread. Yep, we're weird. So I checked out the original reddit thread and this was my fave...
Hey op. My family doesn't have a poop knife, but we have a poop ruler that cuts up poop. So you aren't alone. To which someone replied....
Measure twice, cut once.
As a crafter, that one cracked me up.
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good times. 
