Fluff vent - I have problems with ...

Me, too!  On both counts. And it really irritates me when I try 6 different faucets and someone walks up and it immediately works! 

ETA - my son works in a new restaurant. Their restrooms have all in one sinks. Each sink has a bar across it - soap, water, hand blow dryer. So, you are at the sink the whole time. It’s weird. 

i am really bad at opening produce bags at the grocery store. and i refuse to lick my fingers when i have been pushing a grocery cart. not a germ-a-phobe, but grocery carts and baskets at the drug store kinda gross me out just bit.

as for faucets... YES! i worked in an office in the summer that had auto-dispensing soap and taps started when you put your hands under them. fast forward to the mall and i am on auto-pilot washing my hands, none of the soap dispensers work. i went to every single sink.

yes they do, you have to push down on them! old school type soap dispensers.

and the faucets do suck - it's like a secret handshake to figure out where to put your hands to get the water to come out. am i just in the wrong place or does it actually not work?!!

rickmer touch something damp from the produce dept. Like I bought celery and it had been misted the packaging was damp. I wiped my fingers on that and it worked great to get the bag open.

The automatic soap dispenser at my office is on a delay so when you stick your hand under it makes a sound like it is about to dispense soap and when you bring your hand back to wash your hands there’s nothing there *then* it will spit out the soap...onto the ground. Why don’t I wait until I feel the soap in my hands? Because my office is an ice box and my hands are too cold to feel anything! I’m not the only one who makes the same mistake because there’s always a small puddle of foam on the ground.

I just laughed out loud because I know exactly what you mean about the soap dispensers! I have wasted so much soap due to dispensers that make the noise before they dispense.

Me too. And I don't understand why the water stops so soon, like there is an optimal period of time that you're supposed to wash your hands for-why wouldn't they set the water to remain running for that long so I don't have to keep moving my hands in and out to get it on again?!@%?!

I had no idea moist fingers work to open produce bags! I rarely use those bags. I figure if the employee who put the vegetables there touched every single item of food then so can the cashier. I’m going to wash and cook it anyway.

 Or you can just “huff” into your hand without touching your face and it will do the same thing.

I don’t use the bags due to touching. I use them to keep my produce together. Like multiple lemons or tomatoes. Or to keep my grapes from falling all in the cart and onto the floor. I also use them for meat products to prevent any leaking accidents. 

typing in the code to proove I am a human is what really gets to me. Trying to detrmine if it is a capital or lower case is hard for some letters and fonts. Then at some sites you only get so many tries before your accunt is locked.

As far as soap dispensors and automatic faucets sensors, I feel like I am waving a non existant magic wand in a secret gesture. You never know just what the gesture is. And why do they not dispense enough paper to dry your hands? You have to get more and go through the ritual all over again. Its like you have to show proof of IQ.

Yes, the ones I am speaking of are Dyson and work well. I only hate it because you can’t step away and let someone else wash while you dry, etc. So, if someone is waiting, I try to rush. That, in turn, leads me to wave and flap my hands like a weirdo! 😂