Things you WANT to post on Facebook, but don't

I want to post "I guess your marriage only lasted a couple months because a year later you have posted no photos of him, yes we all notice"

For someone who constantly posts about not dealing with drama, you sure to have a lot.

Yes. Absolutely. I feel like I often have to bite my tongue with some people on Facebook. Not because of any drama they cause but because they can be such insufferable idiots who cannot see that their actions create the situations they find themselves in.

I want to say....

well that took me 30 mins to get the sign permit. If you had gone 2 weeks ago when you said you would the sign would be ready for the first day at our new school! NOW it won't! If you say you are going to do something. JUST f***** do it and stop making excuses!!

Yes! My lovely niece has asked me for guidance on paying down debt. Yesterday she posted that she's going to Puerto Rico in Feb. It has taken all I can to not post something!

This article has been all over my feed the last 24 hours since its in my city. DOG RIDES CITY BUS BY ITSELF

IMO it's not cute or funny. Humans are weird and this is irresponsible, foolish, and possibly dangerous for the dog to be out on its own. Not to mention we do have a leash law. And then there are the people who don't find dogs as endearing as others and may actually be afraid of them.

i volunteer at our city animal shelter and an appropriate response would be a visit from one of our staff with the dog's owner.

That's hilarious!

Stop being a know it all. UGH. Everyone thinks you are a jerk. 

Yep, but I un friend them.

This one woman is constantly raving about her every day life. i honestly feel like she just runs around for her kids all the time.
She is always posting every little detail. She is always putting her kids on a pedestal.

Two things I want to ask. One is shallow. Do you even care about how you look?

Why do you have this need to post it on facebook if you love your life so much?

Recently she said "I'm thinking of taking a facebook break. Pm me if you want to stay in contact."

I laughed to myself. She deleted it and I thought "hmmm, maybe no one messaged?"

Then she posted "I usually get embarrassed when I get a compliment....."

I finally just unfriended her. Is she freekin kidding me She is too busy boasting to even hear/read and accept one.

I want to tell the person who posts every "dog needs a new home ASAP" post she can find to stop. They are from all over the US and a lot of them. So far I've just unfollowed all the dog sites, but she may be next.

 Chelsea Handler's dogs take uber and private planes alone. lol When I was in San Francisco I was shocked when a man got on the bus with his chihuahua and the dog took his own seat. I asked around and found out that dogs are allowed to ride the bus in SF if they pay their full fare (not discounted).  Only service dogs are allowed on our buses.

I have a friend who posts LOTS of pictures of old cars. I get that he loves them, and if it was just one a day, that may be okay. But it is way more than that. I would hide him except that he does post other stuff that I like seeing, so I just hide those posts when I see them.

Yes I have an excessive check-iner too. I don't have a problem with people saying where they are, but she has no status or photo, just a check in alone. 

What I'd like to say & won't....

You are half responsible for the total demise of your marriage. Each poster that you've reposted was a silent (because he never saw them) passively aggressive slap in his face. You were not respectful of the man you married. You were "done" years ago and did nothing to get out of your marriage, and now that he finally wants a divorce, you are still the victim.

I love you both and neither one of you take responsibilty for what you did to kill a good thing.

Grow up.




Yep. I'm totally never posting that on FB.

When I feel like my life is just not how I pictured it to be, I just have to go to this friend's page and then I don't feel so bad....but cripes all what he does is crab about his vehicle, the weather, the landlord....I want to tell him to grow up, and maybe this is one reason his kid doesn't want to be around him and not the ex-wife.