|
Post by lesserknownpea on Apr 18, 2019 18:34:40 GMT
Floss or brush my teeth and stand back from the mirror I think of Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory, who’s obsessed with no spatters on the mirror ( as am I )
Every time I walk into a public restroom I think of Jewel and her song “Who Will Save Your Your Soul?”, because of a Pop Up Video on VH1 which said the closest stall is usually the cleanest.
Share yours please, and please, keep it light. I know some of our memories are dark, but I’m going through some really difficult things right now, and need fluff.
|
|
janeliz
Drama Llama
I'm the Wiz and nobody beats me.
Posts: 5,633
Jun 26, 2014 14:35:07 GMT
|
Post by janeliz on Apr 18, 2019 18:48:09 GMT
Every time I walk up or down bleachers at an athletic event I imagine myself taking a spectacular and embarrassing tumble. I even visibly cringe as I imagine the scene.
|
|
peasquared
Drama Llama
Posts: 5,438
Jul 6, 2014 23:59:59 GMT
|
Post by peasquared on Apr 18, 2019 23:28:37 GMT
Everytime I buy bananas, I start humming I'm Chiquita banana and I'm here to say...
|
|
|
Post by dewryce on Apr 18, 2019 23:35:26 GMT
Every time DH or I hear a doorbell we start singing the song from The Book of Mormon to each other. “Hello my name is Elder (insert our last name) and I would like to share with you this most amazing book.”
|
|
Deleted
Posts: 0
May 2, 2024 6:28:35 GMT
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 23:50:49 GMT
Every time I cross a bridge, I feel like I am on vacation.
|
|
|
Post by LavenderLayoutLady on Apr 18, 2019 23:51:21 GMT
|
|
sharlag
Drama Llama
I like my artsy with a little bit of fartsy.
Posts: 6,574
Location: Kansas
Jun 26, 2014 12:57:48 GMT
|
Post by sharlag on Apr 19, 2019 1:46:10 GMT
Every time an artificial voice announces “going down” in an elevator, I finish with Pit Bull’s “...I’m yelling Timberrrr! You better move, you better dance!”
|
|
|
Post by calgaryscrapper on Apr 19, 2019 4:13:06 GMT
I believe Oprah also said the outside stall was the cleanest and if you put your purse on the outside wall it is safer than hanging it on a hook or between stalls.
|
|
sharlag
Drama Llama
I like my artsy with a little bit of fartsy.
Posts: 6,574
Location: Kansas
Jun 26, 2014 12:57:48 GMT
|
Post by sharlag on Apr 19, 2019 14:40:15 GMT
"Outside" ?? you mean, closest to the entrance?
|
|
|
Post by workingclassdog on Apr 19, 2019 14:49:16 GMT
Every time when I am in the car with my family.. ya know like a Sunday afternoon drive or whatever, we have to yell "BUMP" before we hit a bump. sharlag does your picture move because I am freaking out.. it looks like you are nodding your head just slightly.. I am getting werided out.
|
|
sharlag
Drama Llama
I like my artsy with a little bit of fartsy.
Posts: 6,574
Location: Kansas
Jun 26, 2014 12:57:48 GMT
|
Post by sharlag on Apr 19, 2019 16:47:15 GMT
sharlag does your picture move because I am freaking out.. it looks like you are nodding your head just slightly.. No, my picture isn't moving. You ok?
|
|
Deleted
Posts: 0
May 2, 2024 6:28:35 GMT
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2019 17:26:24 GMT
Every time when I am in the car with my family.. ya know like a Sunday afternoon drive or whatever, we have to yell "BUMP" before we hit a bump. sharlag does your picture move because I am freaking out.. it looks like you are nodding your head just slightly.. I am getting werided out. She’s a wizard.
|
|
|
Post by mom2rjcr on Apr 19, 2019 17:31:54 GMT
Every time we pass a field of cows, I always point and say,"Look! Moo cows!" so that my kids will look. They are 17 and 18 and are less than amused. We drive by cows everyday on the way to school and I have to say it. I can't help it.
|
|
|
Post by workingclassdog on Apr 19, 2019 17:58:54 GMT
sharlag does your picture move because I am freaking out.. it looks like you are nodding your head just slightly.. No, my picture isn't moving. You ok? Could be my drugs.. HAHA.. life behind bars.. who knows? I was typing and I thought I saw your head move ever so slightly... so weird.. lol
|
|
|
Post by workingclassdog on Apr 19, 2019 18:00:24 GMT
Every time we pass a field of cows, I always point and say,"Look! Moo cows!" so that my kids will look. They are 17 and 18 and are less than amused. We drive by cows everyday on the way to school and I have to say it. I can't help it. LOL we do that as well.. except we say "towels"... when my 2 oldest were little, they once asked why I was yelling TOWELS... so it stuck.. damn towels are all over the place.....
|
|
|
Post by disneypal on Apr 19, 2019 18:07:02 GMT
Every time it rains, I find myself singing Luke Bryan's "Rain is a Good Thing" - especially while I am getting ready for work and it is raining.
Rain makes corn....corn makes whiskey....
|
|
|
Post by tiffanyr on Apr 19, 2019 18:52:09 GMT
My DH and I got married on the top floor of an office building (private club) and every time we drive by it with the kids we point to the building and say, "See that building? That's where we got married on the VERY TOP FLOOR!" The kids are 22, 18 & 17. They just roll their eyes...
|
|
Deleted
Posts: 0
May 2, 2024 6:28:35 GMT
|
Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2019 18:54:09 GMT
Every time I see llamas I shout out the window “is your momma a llama?”
|
|
|
Post by scrappintoee on Apr 19, 2019 19:25:55 GMT
I’m going through some really difficult things right now, and need fluff. First of all..... (( hugs ))!!! Every time I ..... take our doggie(s) to the veterinarian's office, I feel guilty because I love my DH dearly, but I find one of the vets very HOT !!! I have this problem that when I find a man extreeeemelly attractive, I act like a nervous teenager and say DUMB things, don't know what to do with my hands, etc. ---sooo embarrassing! SAME thing with DH's orthopedic surgeon! Good LAWD, he was seriously SMOKIN' hot !!! I could NOT act normal around him, either! A friend that works in one of the hospitals where he operates told me that when the nurses know he's about to arrive--- some of them ALSO either act weird/ giddy/ start checking their hair and makeup, etc. I have piks of both of them that I WISH I could post so y'all could enjoy the eye candy!
|
|
|
Post by lesserknownpea on Apr 19, 2019 19:27:17 GMT
I’m going through some really difficult things right now, and need fluff. First of all..... (( hugs ))!!! Every time I ..... take our doggie(s) to the veterinarian's office, I feel guilty because I love my DH dearly, but I find one of the vets very HOT !!! I have this problem that when I find a man extreeeemelly attractive, I act like a nervous teenager and say DUMB things, don't know what to do with my hands, etc. ---sooo embarrassing! SAME thing with DH's orthopedic surgeon! Good LAWD, he was seriously SMOKIN' hot !!! I could NOT act normal around him, either! A friend that works in one of the hospitals where he operates told me that when the nurses know he's about to arrive--- some of them ALSO either act weird/ giddy/ start checking their hair and makeup, etc. I have piks of both of them that I WISH I could post so y'all could enjoy the eye candy! Now that’s a diverting post! Thanks😀
|
|
|
Post by scrappintoee on Apr 19, 2019 19:30:56 GMT
lesserknownpea I'm glad it diverted you..... ....and, serrriously, I WISH I could post piks of them! Can you IMAGINE if either of them found out I posted their piks, along with my giddy teenage ranting? Every time I ...... drive by Panera (in case you don't have them, they're a bakery/ cafe), I tell myself I will NOT go in and buy their scrumptious sourdough bread which I like to slaterrrrr with butter! Also, their cinnamon crunch and french toast bagels.....!!!
|
|
|
Post by lesserknownpea on Apr 19, 2019 19:31:54 GMT
"Outside" ?? you mean, closest to the entrance? That’s what I was wondering. I assume so, because that’s what the Poo Up Video says, and we know it’s safe to take advice from a 90’s VH1 video🤣
|
|
|
Post by scrappintoee on Apr 19, 2019 19:35:42 GMT
Every time I DO NOT buy Nutter Butter cookies, it's a win !!! oe Orrr...in THIS case, every time I DO buy those stupid sugar bombs and do NOT eat too many at one time.....it's a win!
|
|
lesley
Drama Llama
My best friend Turriff, desperately missed.
Posts: 7,172
Location: Scotland, Scotland, Scotland
Jul 6, 2014 21:50:44 GMT
|
Post by lesley on Apr 19, 2019 19:42:06 GMT
Every time I drive past windmills/wind turbines I have to sing loudly “It’s A Small World” to distract myself from imagining I’m strapped to one of the blades and going around in big fast circles.
Every time I say (kitchen) tongs, I have to add ‘ya bas’. This goes back to my childhood when ‘Tongs Ya Bas’ (a gang slogan) was graffitied in lots of places. It was really funny when my neighbour was in my house a few weeks ago. I asked him to pass me the tongs and he said “Ya bas“. I have never known anyone else to do this ever! 😄
|
|
|
Post by scrappintoee on Apr 19, 2019 19:57:57 GMT
Every time I ..... watch this BEST. MOVIE. EVER. with DH (for the millionth time), he laughs sooooo hard at this ONE particular scene just as hard as he did when he first saw it years ago. It brings me joy because although I find it VERY funny, I don't LITERALLY laugh out loud like DH does!
|
|
iluvpink
Pearl Clutcher
Posts: 4,279
Location: Michigan
Jul 13, 2014 12:40:31 GMT
|
Post by iluvpink on Apr 19, 2019 20:52:34 GMT
Every time we pass a field of cows, I always point and say,"Look! Moo cows!" so that my kids will look. They are 17 and 18 and are less than amused. We drive by cows everyday on the way to school and I have to say it. I can't help it. Dh, dd and I all do this. We recently drove (from MI) to Florida and we saw a lot of "moo cows".
|
|
smcast
Drama Llama
Posts: 5,302
Location: MN
Mar 18, 2016 14:06:38 GMT
|
Post by smcast on Apr 19, 2019 20:54:26 GMT
Every time I hear someone say, "I'm on the edge." I want to sing, "of glory...….."
Song by Lady Gaga for those of you that are wondering.
|
|
|
Post by librarylady on Apr 19, 2019 21:35:30 GMT
I use certain items, that I acquired as gifts, I think of the person who gave it to me.
|
|
|
Post by calgaryscrapper on Apr 21, 2019 23:27:27 GMT
Sharlag, yes, the first stall you see when you enter the area. It usually has a wall next to the toilet. If you hang your purse on the door someone can easily steal it. By putting it against the wall next to your feet people can’t take it.
|
|
|
Post by disneypal on Apr 21, 2019 23:38:50 GMT
I thought of another one today as I was hand washing dishes. Every time I hand wash dishes, after I put the dishwashing liquid in the sink, I then hold the bottle upright and give it an air squeeze so I can watch the tiny little bubbles come out. It works especially good on a newly opened bottle.
|
|