67 Thoughts You Have When Walking Through Michaels

Too freakin' funny - especially what was done w/those letters on the shelves at the end!!  Some (OK, most) of those are SOOOO me!

I've posted this before, but I gotta put my lovely hoarder lady up again!

Cute!

If you left out the yarn comments, that would be me.

The yarn comments (46 through 48) made me laugh!

Whoever wrote those 67 thoughts definitely wrote a few things I could relate to. Very cute piece!

Hahahaha! I just got got home from Hobby Lobby and had at least 47 1/2 of those same thoughts! Pretty funny.

I have never had one of those thoughts in my life.

Love that! Even more dangerous for me is Hobby Lobby because they have FABRIC!!

Makes me want to go to Michael's now!

I love the letters.

That's really funny. I especially love the letters at the end.  Unfortunately "my" Michael's is really awful. So for me it would be more like this:

67 Thoughts You Have Walking Through Kat's Michael's

1 Think I'll kill a few minutes in Michael's
2 Should've got a different cart, a couple of the wheels on this one are wonky
3 Wow look at all these floral picks!
4 Yeah who doesn't need a poop brown/mustard yellow gold glitter rose floral pick?
5 Four, yes four!, rows of beads. Do people really make their own jewelry?
6 Look at all these different sized jars.
7 I should get them in every size, for...well just because
8 Would I like a coupon? Of course, I'd love a coupon.
9 Hhhmmm according to the micro fine print everything in the store is exempt from the coupon. Lovely.
10 My head hurts from reading that super tiny print on that stupid no good coupon
11 Oohhh clearance!
12 Clearance? Stuff looks like a bunch of kids hopped up on meth stocked it, no wonder it's on clearance.
13 Too cute! Mini camo mustache ribbon. I could use that for..uumm.. well maybe I'll do a Duck Dynasty layout??
14 Halloween cookie cutters. On an end cap, in the woodworking section. It's the first place I'd've looked
15 Tie-Dye kits, perfect Christmas gift for the Godkids. Score!
16 Huh, kit comes with a shirt and instructions no paint/dye?! Is that really a kit
17 Yarn! Such pretty pretty yarn
18 Wait, I don't knit.
19 But I've always wanted to learn. Should I take up knitting? Maybe I'll check out a youtube video
20 Oh yeah I SHOULD get some of those jars. I really want to do that autumn leave jar votive thing from Pinterest
21 Now I need Modge Podge
22 Where's the Modge Podge. Hello what aisle has Modge Podge
23 OMG who knew there were so many types of Modge Podge
24 Wait, what's that smell?
25 Oh yeah it's those awful cinnamon scented pinecones
26 Does anyone ever buy those?
27 God it's hot in here
28 A sale on custom framing. Awesome. I need to get that picture of XX framed.
29 Hello, is anyone working here?! I have a question
30 It cost how much to frame a simple 4x6??? I don't owe that much on my student loans
31 Maybe I'll just buy a frame
32 Why doesn't anyone sale simple plain frames anymore. I don't need a frame that's distressed
33 Or shaped like a metal chicken or one that has arrows...sigh
34 Did I mention it's hot in here
35 Did they move the scrapbooking stuff again
36 I see stickers! Loooots of stickers. Yes we have stickers
37 Can't think of the last time I used a sticker
38 Yes paper's 30% off
39 30% off? They should pay me to take it. It's the same papers from the DCWV stack from 1992
40 Speaking of, wonder if they have any 6x6 pads
41 Nope, but they do have 35 pads of photo-realistic papers cause everyone needs 12x12 paper with dill pickles
42 Wow they have washi, wait it's $8.99 a roll!?!
43 Decorative edge scissors....Did I enter Michael's or go through a wormhole to 1990?
44 Why do I come in here?
45 Oh that's right, I need boxes for Christmas baked goods
46 They expanded the baking/food section
47 Now it's half an entire aisle
48 No goody boxes
49 Oh scrapbook stuff in the middle of the aisle
50 Maybe it's even new
51 Ok these are cute papers
52 But I don't know anyone getting married/having a baby/learning to drive/joining the Boy Scouts
53 Maybe I'll buy them anyway, you never know
54 Dollar stuff, maybe they'll have something cute for stockings
55 Or maybe not
56 I can't believe how messy this place is
57 I miss scrapbook magazines
58 Hhmm when's the last time I even saw a scrapbook magazine
59 These wreaths are pretty
60 Wonder how they did that. No instructions/materials list. Guess it's not a project, just for sale
61 Really didn't need a cart
62 Man it's really hot in here
63 Think I'll get a soda
64 Seriously wish there was a LSS here
65 Why do I waste my time coming in here
66 yes just the soda
67 Hey I have a Michael's coupon, can I use it?



Seriously as much as I want to love Michael's the one near me is awful. I run in every time I'm near but it's extremely rare that I buy anything. It's small, dark, messy and not well stocked. The few scrapbook things they do have are all from circa 1995. Oh well.

So funny, and I like your version too, justkat!
I could totally see my husband doing the thing with the letters.

cracking up at this entire thread!!

I LOVE the hoarder lady, she's spot on! And so is that list. I can't seem to walk into a craft store without buying more than I came in for.

lol! everytime! I tell myself I'm not going to get anything then I'm trying to lug all this stuff in my arms. One time a cashier told me I was in denial! I just do my best to stay out of the stores.