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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 4, 2021 23:34:00 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 4, 2021 23:36:15 GMT
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE EASTER BUNNY WHEN HE MISBEHAVED AT SCHOOL?
He was eggspelled!
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 5, 2021 18:34:35 GMT
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE WASTER BUNNY THE MONDAY AFTER EASTER?
Eggs-hausted.
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 6, 2021 0:08:37 GMT
WHY ARE SOME UMPIRES FAT ?
They always clean their plate !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 6, 2021 14:29:43 GMT
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Post by malibou on Apr 6, 2021 16:02:49 GMT
Holy crapoly, another funny Dh story. I don't know what has gotten into this man lately. 😀
Got home from the gym to find him sunbathing in our completely private backyard. Now one would think with all that privacy that maybe he would be nude, or try out a budgie smuggler, but noooo, He was wearing his mountain biking kit! When I finished laughing, he explained that he didn't want to get sunburnt when he is able to ride again. When I said that was a great idea, but why was he wearing his bike clothes, he admitted that he just hadn't thought it all the way thru and got stuck at getting sunburnt while riding, so he put his kit on.
Seriously I have had to look at this so white he is nearly blue man for 20 years with a mountain biking version of a farmer's tan. It's funny looking. He does make me laugh.
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 7, 2021 0:42:16 GMT
HOW DO BASEBALL PLAYERS KEEP IN TOUCH ?
They touch base every once in a while !
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 7, 2021 14:38:18 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 8, 2021 14:24:57 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 9, 2021 14:37:14 GMT
WHAT HAS 18 LEGS AND CATCHES FLIES?
A baseball team !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 10, 2021 14:12:01 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 11, 2021 14:32:05 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 11, 2021 20:28:55 GMT
The higher a golfer's handicap, the more likely he is to try to tell you what you're doing wrong.
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 12, 2021 14:30:33 GMT
Which crime-fighter likes spring the most?
Robin
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Post by Deleted on Apr 12, 2021 14:35:33 GMT
Trump stooges holding a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping because they fucked up and couldn’t/didn’t book at the Four Seasons hotel makes me belly laugh. This never gets old! LOL
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 12, 2021 18:01:22 GMT
“Is this a joke?”
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 12, 2021 22:23:13 GMT
WHAT DOES A GOLFER DO ON HIS DAY OFF Putter around !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 13, 2021 13:45:12 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 13, 2021 22:50:14 GMT
WHEN DO MONKEYS FALL FROM THE SKY?
During Ape-ril showers!
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 14, 2021 13:41:06 GMT
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Post by Deleted on Apr 14, 2021 13:48:53 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 14, 2021 23:08:33 GMT
WHAT KIND OF SHOES DO FROGS WEAR ?
Open “toad” !
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 15, 2021 14:31:52 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 16, 2021 2:48:05 GMT
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
Spring-time!
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 16, 2021 14:04:26 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 16, 2021 23:43:44 GMT
WHAT FLOWERS GROW ON FACES ?
Two-lips !!!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 17, 2021 14:11:07 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 17, 2021 22:21:35 GMT
WHAY DID THE TREE SAY TO SPRING ?
What a re-leaf !
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 18, 2021 14:26:28 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 18, 2021 22:01:18 GMT
WHY ARE FROGS SO HAPPY ?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
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