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Post by jenjie on Apr 18, 2021 22:59:45 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 19, 2021 14:38:19 GMT
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Post by jenjie on Apr 20, 2021 13:02:06 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 20, 2021 15:29:14 GMT
A man leaves home, makes a left turn, makes another left, then another left turn and goes home again. When he gets home there are two men wearing masks waiting for him. Who are they?
The catcher and the umpire !!!
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Post by jenjie on Apr 21, 2021 12:49:37 GMT
My financial advisor used to give away a pad of paper with “things to do”, with #1 being “call Dave for a quote!” Ds22 joked that we should call Dave for the quote of the day.
I’ve known Dave for 25 years, we used to work together. So I told him what ds said. He had totally forgotten about that! Every single month since, without fail, he has emailed a quote for ds. Some funny, some inspirational.
"I'd rather regret the risks that didn't work out than the chances I didn't take at all." -- Simone Biles, gymnast
"All you need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." -- Charles Schultes, cartoonist "Be the hardest-working person you know. If you're not, someone else will be." -- Ian Brennan, screenwriter
“The brain is an amazing organ. It starts working in a mother's womb and doesn't stop working till you get elected to Congress.” Senator John Neely Kennedy, politician.
"I would never name drop. It's tacky. My best friend, Gwyneth Paltrow taught me that." -- Ross Matthews, TV personality
"Success is measured best Not by how high or far But what you had to sacrifice To get to where you are." -- Charles Ghigna, author
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 21, 2021 15:58:59 GMT
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Post by jenjie on Apr 22, 2021 2:25:07 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 22, 2021 14:56:34 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 23, 2021 14:26:21 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 24, 2021 16:16:09 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 25, 2021 14:37:31 GMT
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Post by gramasue on Apr 25, 2021 18:47:23 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 26, 2021 13:41:34 GMT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RABBIT WITH FLEAS?
Bugs Bunny.
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 27, 2021 13:45:50 GMT
WHY ARE TREES VERY FORGIVING?
Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 28, 2021 15:28:42 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 29, 2021 13:43:58 GMT
WHY IS THE LETTER “A” LIKE A FLOWER?
A bee (B) comes after it!
🐝 🌼🌻🌸🌷🌺🌹🌷💐 🐝
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Post by mnmloveli on Apr 30, 2021 14:11:05 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on May 1, 2021 14:41:26 GMT
Who will win ??
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Post by mnmloveli on May 1, 2021 21:27:25 GMT
Some horse jokes for your Kentucky Derby parties !
WHAT DID THE HORSE SAY WHEN IT FELL? “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WHO WAS HOSPITALIZED WITH SIX PLASTIC HORSES INSIDE HIM? The doctor described his condition as stable.
A pony goes to the doctor and tells him, “Doc, I think I’m dying. I have this terrible sore throat.” The doctor assures him, “It’s okay—you’re just a little horse.”
Q: You’re riding a horse full speed, there’s a giraffe right beside you, and a lion nipping at your heels. What do you do? A: Get off the carousel and sober up!
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Post by mnmloveli on May 2, 2021 13:10:14 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on May 3, 2021 13:47:53 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on May 4, 2021 17:55:55 GMT
WHAT DID THE OLDER FLOWER SAY TO THE YOUNGER FLOWER?
You’re really growing there, bud!
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Post by mnmloveli on May 5, 2021 14:19:13 GMT
HOW MUCH DO PIRATE EARRINGS COST?
A buccaneer 🏴☠️
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Post by mnmloveli on May 6, 2021 14:32:33 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on May 7, 2021 14:48:49 GMT
Have a great weekend !
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Post by mnmloveli on May 8, 2021 3:09:58 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on May 8, 2021 14:38:12 GMT
WHICH TYPE OF BOW CAN’T BE TIED?
A rainbow.
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Post by mnmloveli on May 9, 2021 14:47:02 GMT
Happy Mother’s’ Day to all. Hope all mothers and women who love like a mother have a special day.
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Post by grammadee on May 9, 2021 16:37:52 GMT
Thanks so much mnmloveli for giving us a new smile every day! And Happy Mothers' Day to you!
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Post by mnmloveli on May 9, 2021 23:04:51 GMT
To all the TwoPeas’ MOMS and women who love like a mom, this is us!
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