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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 2, 2021 16:00:55 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 3, 2021 2:08:04 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 3, 2021 14:54:00 GMT
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Post by jenjie on Jun 3, 2021 18:25:10 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 4, 2021 13:58:49 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 5, 2021 16:00:57 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 6, 2021 14:25:48 GMT
WHAT DID THE PIG SAY AT THE BEACH ON A HOT SUMMER DAY???
I'm bacon !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 7, 2021 20:53:50 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 8, 2021 14:11:04 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 9, 2021 16:09:48 GMT
WHERE DO SHARKS GO ON SUMMER VACATION???
Finland !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 10, 2021 16:18:15 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 11, 2021 17:29:14 GMT
WHY IS A BASEBALL GAME A GOOD PLACE TO GO ON A HOT DAY? Because there are lots of fans.
WHAT DID THE PIG SAY AT THE BEACH ON A HOT SUMMER’S DAY? I'm bacon!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 12, 2021 15:37:12 GMT
DO FISH GO ON VACATION?
No, because they’re always in school !
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 13, 2021 15:13:30 GMT
WHY DID THE DOLPHIN CROSS THE BEACH? To get to the other tide!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 14, 2021 15:10:26 GMT
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD AT THE PICNIC?
To get sauced at the barbecue !
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 15, 2021 14:29:22 GMT
WHY DON’T OYSTERS SHARE THEIR PEARLS? Because they’re shellfish!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 16, 2021 14:42:22 GMT
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GOLFER AND A FISHERMAN? When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring anything home to prove it!!!
One day a player asked his golf instructor - “What is going wrong with my game?” “You’re standing too close to the ball after you’ve hit it”.
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 17, 2021 14:29:10 GMT
WHY DIDN’T THE ELEPHANT BUY A SUITCASE FOR HIS SUMMER VACATION?
Because he already had a trunk!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 18, 2021 14:36:37 GMT
WHEN DO YOU “GO” AT RED AND “STOP” AT GREEN?
When you're eating a watermelon !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 19, 2021 14:23:23 GMT
HOW DO MEN EXERCISE AT THE BEACH?
By sucking in their stomach everytime they see a bikini!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 20, 2021 14:56:13 GMT
Help someone out today! It will make you feel great!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 21, 2021 13:45:55 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 21, 2021 16:57:26 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 22, 2021 15:08:57 GMT
HOW DO YOU PREVENT A SUMMER COLD? Catch it in the Winter!
WHY DID THE CHEERLEADER PUT EXTRA SALT ON HER FOOD IN THE SUMMER? She wanted to do summer salts.
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Post by jenjie on Jun 23, 2021 3:54:08 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 23, 2021 21:07:21 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 24, 2021 14:15:44 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 25, 2021 14:33:33 GMT
HOW HOT IS A LAS VEGAS SUMMER?
So hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a pack of dogs!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 26, 2021 14:07:48 GMT
I was at a miniature golf course on a brutally hot day when I saw a father with 3 kids.
“Who's winning?" I asked cheerfully. “I am" said one; "no, I am" said another.
"No," the father said "their mother is!"
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Post by peasapie on Jun 26, 2021 14:15:02 GMT
How have I been missing these all this time? Hilarious and THANK YOU!
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