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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 27, 2021 15:13:29 GMT
I’ll take a hot tea, please !
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 28, 2021 14:36:29 GMT
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A DINISAUR WITH FIREWORKS?
Dino-mite !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 29, 2021 14:25:02 GMT
WHY ARE THERE NO KNOCK KNOCK JOKES ABOUT AMERICA?
Because freedom RINGS !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jun 30, 2021 14:29:05 GMT
WHAT DOES THE STATUE OF LIBERTY STAND FOR?
Well, It can't sit down !
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 1, 2021 17:22:15 GMT
WHAT DID ONE FIRECRACKER SAY TO THE OTHER ??!
My pop's bigger than your pop !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 1, 2021 22:56:47 GMT
WHAT KIND OF TEA DID THE AMERICAN COLONISTS THIRST FOR?
Liber-tea !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 2, 2021 14:16:51 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 2, 2021 18:02:37 GMT
WHAT’S RED, WHITE, BLACK AND BLUE? Uncle Sam falling down the stairs.
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 2, 2021 22:05:36 GMT
WHAT WAS THE MOST POPULAR DANCE IN 1776?
Indepen-dance !!
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pinklady
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Post by pinklady on Jul 2, 2021 23:58:55 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 3, 2021 14:34:37 GMT
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK AND GEORGE WASHINGTON?
One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 3, 2021 22:09:12 GMT
WHY WERE THE FIRST AMERICANS LIKE ANTS?
They lived in colonies!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 4, 2021 14:32:09 GMT
WHAT DID THE FUSE SAY TO THE FIRECRACKER?
Lets get together and "pop it like its hot".
DID YOU HEAR THE ONE ABOUT THE LIBERTY BELL?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 4, 2021 16:33:44 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 5, 2021 14:28:47 GMT
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A DINOSAUR AND FIREWORKS?
Dino-mite.
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 5, 2021 21:38:49 GMT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A DUCK THAT LIKES TO CELEBRATE INDEPENDENCE DAY?
A fire quacker !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 6, 2021 18:44:58 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 6, 2021 23:03:23 GMT
WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THE GIRL WITH A FROG ON HER HEAD?
Lily !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 7, 2021 16:27:00 GMT
WHAT TRAVELS ALL AROUND THE WORLD BUT STAYS IN ONE CORNER?
A postage stamp !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 8, 2021 16:44:31 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 9, 2021 1:18:28 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 9, 2021 15:14:50 GMT
WHY DO FISH LIKE TO EAT WORMS ?
Because they get hooked on them!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 10, 2021 15:17:28 GMT
WHY SHOULD YOU NEVER BLAME A DOLPHIN FOR DOING ANYTHING WRONG???
Because they never do it on porpoise!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 10, 2021 22:38:14 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 11, 2021 21:28:59 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 12, 2021 17:31:27 GMT
WHY CAN’T BASKETBALL PLAYERS GO ON VACATION?
They would get called for traveling!!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 13, 2021 17:39:27 GMT
WHICH LETTER OF THE ALPHABET IS THE COOLEST?
Iced “T” !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 13, 2021 22:59:21 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 14, 2021 17:40:35 GMT
WHY ARE FISH NEVER GOOD TENNIS PLAYERS?
Because they never get close to the net!!!
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Post by magellen on Jul 14, 2021 18:23:22 GMT
A farmer buys a rooster. He takes it home and lets it go. It immediately has sex with all of the chickens. After dinner the farmer noticed that the rooster again is having sex with all 150 chicken. The farmer is impressed. The next day the rooster goes after the ducks, geese and livestock. Then then chickens. The rooster spends the next few days screwing anything that moves. After a week the farmer doesn’t see the rooster and he goes to look for it. The farmer walks out to a field were he sees vultures circling. He finds the rooster dead and says “serves you right you horny bastard.” The rooster slowly opens one eye and says “shhhh, they are about ready to land.”
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