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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 3, 2021 0:04:53 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 3, 2021 15:38:46 GMT
WHY DIDN’T THE SUN GO TO COLLEGE?
He already had a million degrees!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 4, 2021 0:42:14 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 4, 2021 15:17:58 GMT
WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A PIANO AND A FISH?
You can tune a piano but you can’t “tuna” fish !!!
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Post by malibou on Aug 4, 2021 16:15:57 GMT
What time did the man go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 5, 2021 15:01:10 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 6, 2021 15:11:33 GMT
WHY DO BANANAS USE SUNSCREEN?
Because they peel !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 7, 2021 13:42:29 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 7, 2021 19:32:46 GMT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CANTALOUPE IN A KIDDIE POOL ?
A Watermelon !
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 8, 2021 16:15:25 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 9, 2021 19:19:41 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 10, 2021 2:09:15 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 10, 2021 15:46:17 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 10, 2021 22:14:22 GMT
WHAT HAS EARS BUT CAN’T HEAR ?
A cornfield.
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 11, 2021 14:30:36 GMT
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU COMBINE AN ELEPHANT WITH A FISH?
Swimming trunks !
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 12, 2021 18:47:20 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 13, 2021 16:31:14 GMT
WHAT DOES A BEE DO WHEN IT IS HOT ?
He takes off his yellow jacket!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 14, 2021 14:11:40 GMT
DO FISH GO ON VACATION ?
No, because they’re always in school!!!!!
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Post by malibou on Aug 14, 2021 17:18:03 GMT
Dh is at it again.
On the pen thread I mentioned that he wore colourful shirts to court daily and matched his pens to his shirt colour. I truly love this man.
So yesterday, I'm out in the yard pruning and weeding when Dh comes out waving the small legal notepads, and yelling, Where were these when I still worked? They are pink, green, light blue, lavender small legal notepads. He went on and on about how they would have matched his shirt and pen gig. He was insanely excited for a retired guy.
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 15, 2021 13:47:12 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 16, 2021 14:24:40 GMT
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO A SWEATY PUPPY ?
You are one hot dog !
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 17, 2021 17:05:31 GMT
WHAT DOES A SHARK EAT FOR DINNER ?
Fish and ships !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 18, 2021 17:11:04 GMT
WHAT DO FROGS LIKE TO DRINK ON A HOT SUMMER DAY?
Croak-o-cola !!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 19, 2021 21:48:01 GMT
WHAT DID THE BEACH SAY AS THE TIDE CAME IN?
Long time no sea !
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 20, 2021 15:32:20 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 20, 2021 20:26:42 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 21, 2021 16:08:40 GMT
STAY SAFE everyone in the path of Hurricane Henri ❤️
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 22, 2021 14:01:28 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 23, 2021 0:11:40 GMT
“You lookin’ at me” ??
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 23, 2021 18:27:27 GMT
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