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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 15, 2021 20:32:07 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 16, 2021 19:11:53 GMT
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO KILLER WHALES LIKE?
They listen to the orca-stra!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 17, 2021 16:48:37 GMT
WHERE DO SHEEP GO ON VACATION?
To the baa-hamas!!!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 17, 2021 21:24:34 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 18, 2021 18:03:47 GMT
HOW CAN YOU TELL THAT THE OCEAN IS FRIENDLY?
It waves !!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 19, 2021 17:52:35 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 20, 2021 17:12:05 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 21, 2021 19:47:42 GMT
WHY DID THE ROBOT GO ON SUMMER VACATION?
To recharge his batteries!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 21, 2021 22:57:08 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 22, 2021 15:51:26 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 23, 2021 14:58:45 GMT
WHAT DID THE LITTLE CORN SAY TO THE MAMA CORN?
Where is pop corn?
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 24, 2021 15:04:44 GMT
WHAT DOES A MERMAID USE TO CALL HER FRIENDS?
A shell phone, of course !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 25, 2021 15:40:14 GMT
WHERE DO MATH TEACHERS LIKE YO GO ON VACATION?
Times Square !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 25, 2021 22:02:08 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 26, 2021 16:39:11 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 26, 2021 21:29:46 GMT
WHAT ANIMAL IS ALWAYS AT A BASEBALL GAME?
A bat.
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 27, 2021 2:05:57 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 27, 2021 15:15:18 GMT
WHAY DO YOU PAY TO SPEND A DAY ON THE BEACH?
Sand dollars !
WHERE DO GHOSTS LIKE TO BOAT ON VACATION?
Lake Eerie !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 27, 2021 20:32:26 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 28, 2021 19:20:41 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 29, 2021 1:55:08 GMT
WHAT DID THE KID SAY WHEN THE INSTRUCTOR TOLD HIM HE’D MISSED SUMMER SCHOOL?
"No, sir. I didn't miss it at all !!!”
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 29, 2021 14:41:53 GMT
WHY DID THE ELEPHANTS GET KICKED OUT OF THE POOL?
They kept dropping their trunks.
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 29, 2021 22:25:06 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 30, 2021 15:15:13 GMT
WHY DID THE DETECTIVES SHOW UP AT THE CONCERT AT THE BEACH?
Something fishy was going on !
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 30, 2021 22:31:32 GMT
Why are mountains the funniest place to vacation ?
They are hill-arious !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 31, 2021 15:29:38 GMT
HOW DOES A CUCUMBER BECOME A PICKLE?
It goes through a jarring experience.
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Post by mnmloveli on Jul 31, 2021 21:28:34 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 1, 2021 16:25:25 GMT
WHY DID THE TEACHER JUMP INTO THE POOL ?
She wanted to test the water ?
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 1, 2021 17:43:32 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Aug 2, 2021 12:29:48 GMT
WHY DON’T OYSTERS LIKE TO SHARE THEIR PEARLS?
Because they are shellfish.
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