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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 24, 2021 14:33:04 GMT
WHAT DID THE TREE SAY TO AUTUMN ?
Please leaf me alone !
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 24, 2021 21:08:18 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 25, 2021 15:34:16 GMT
HOW DO YOU FIX A BROKEN PUMPKIN ?
With a pumpkin patch !
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 25, 2021 21:08:13 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 26, 2021 15:26:05 GMT
WHAT DID ONE AUTUMN LEAF SAY TO ANOTHER ?
I’m falling for you !
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 27, 2021 0:03:39 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 27, 2021 18:21:17 GMT
WHAT RUNS AROUND A FARM BUT DOESN’T MOVE ?
A fence !
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 27, 2021 22:17:36 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 28, 2021 17:51:27 GMT
HOW DO TREES GET ON THE INTERNET ?
They log-in !
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 29, 2021 0:48:17 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 29, 2021 18:24:11 GMT
WHAT IS THE BESY THING TO PUT INTO A PUMPKIN PIE?
Your teeth of course!
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 29, 2021 22:00:44 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Sept 30, 2021 14:18:04 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 1, 2021 21:45:11 GMT
WHAT IS A SCARECROW’S FAVORITE TYPE OF FRUIT ?
Straw-berries !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 2, 2021 13:37:26 GMT
WHY DO TREES HATE TESTS SO MUCH ?
Because they get stumped on all questions!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 2, 2021 20:42:42 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 3, 2021 15:17:19 GMT
WHAT IS THE CUTEST OF ALL SEASONS ?
Awwww-tumn !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 3, 2021 21:23:31 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 4, 2021 15:12:51 GMT
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A WITCH WITH SOME SAND ?
A sandwich !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 4, 2021 21:11:52 GMT
WHAT POSITION DOES A GHOST PLAY IN HOCKEY ?
The ghoulie !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 5, 2021 14:49:42 GMT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A CHICKEN THAT HAUNTS YOUR HOUSE ?
A poultry-geist !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 5, 2021 21:36:35 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 6, 2021 18:18:44 GMT
WHY DIDN’T THE COFFEE BEAN GO TO THE HALLOWEEN PARTY ?
Because it was “grounded” !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 6, 2021 23:45:38 GMT
WHY DID THE SKELETON CLIMB UP A TREE?
Because a dog was after his bones !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 7, 2021 19:21:21 GMT
CHILD - “MOMMY, MOMMY ! EVERYONE SAYS I LOOK LIKE A WEREWOLF!”
Mother - “Don’t worry about what people say. Now go comb your face!”
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 8, 2021 13:57:50 GMT
THE NURSE WALKED INTO THE BUSY DOCTORS OFFICE AND SAID “DOCTOR, THE INVISIBLE MAN IS HERE”.
The doctor said “Sorry, I can’t see him!”
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 8, 2021 20:55:54 GMT
WHAT KIND OF DESSERT DOES A GHOST LIKE?
I scream !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 9, 2021 14:58:09 GMT
WHY DO JACK-O-LANTERNS HAVE WICKED SMILES?
Because they just had their brains scooped out !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 9, 2021 21:56:21 GMT
WHEN IS IT BAD LUCK TO BE FOLLOWED BY A BLACK CAT?
When you’re a mouse!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 10, 2021 16:23:50 GMT
WHAT IS DRACULA’S FAVORITE CIRCUS ACT?
The juggler !
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