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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 10, 2021 23:20:53 GMT
WHO LIVES IN THE SCARY HUNDRED ACRE WOODS?
Winnie the Boo !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 11, 2021 14:13:50 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 11, 2021 19:17:11 GMT
WHAT DID THE GIRL HORSE DRESS-UP AS FOR HALLOWEEN?
A night mare !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 12, 2021 3:37:45 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 12, 2021 18:07:41 GMT
WHAT KIND OF CANDY BAR SHOULD YOU GIVE TRICK-OR-TREATERS IF YOU WANT THEM TO THINK YOU’RE RICH?
A $100,000 Grand Bar !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 13, 2021 0:30:14 GMT
WHO WON THE SKELETON BEAUTY CONTEST?
No body !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 13, 2021 15:40:37 GMT
I’M TALL WHEN I’M YOUNG, I’M SHORT WHEN I’M OLD AND EVERY HALLOWEEN MOST PEOPLE USE ME. WHAT AM I ?
A candle.
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 14, 2021 0:14:39 GMT
WHAT ARE A GHOST’S FAVORITE RIDES AT THE FAIR?
The scary-go-round and rollerghoster !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 14, 2021 15:04:49 GMT
WHAT DO DEMONS EAT FOR BREAKFAST?
Deviled Eggs !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 15, 2021 0:34:23 GMT
WHY ARE VAMPIRES SO EASY TO FOOL ?
Because they’re suckers !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 15, 2021 14:47:02 GMT
WHAT DO ITALIAN GHOSTS HAVE FOR DINNER ?
Spook-hetti !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 15, 2021 22:33:15 GMT
WHY IS A CEMETARY A GREAT PLACE TO WRITE A STORY?
Because there are so many plots !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 16, 2021 15:39:32 GMT
WHAT WOULD BE THE NATIONAL HOLIDAY FOR A NATION OF VAMPIRES ?
Fangs-giving !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 17, 2021 14:55:24 GMT
WHY ARE ALL SUPERMAN COSTUMES TIGHT?
They’re all size S !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 17, 2021 21:16:41 GMT
WHY IS DRACULA SO EASY TO FOOL?
Because he’s a sucker !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 18, 2021 2:38:23 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 18, 2021 14:47:03 GMT
WHY DO GHOSTS LIKE TO HANG OUT IN BARS?
Because of all the boooos!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 18, 2021 19:37:17 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 18, 2021 23:06:12 GMT
WHAT DO SKELETONS FLY AROUND IN?
A scareplane or a skelecopter.
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 19, 2021 2:25:15 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 19, 2021 15:03:23 GMT
HOW CAN YOU TELL WHEN A VAMPIRE HAS BEEN IN A BAKERY?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 19, 2021 21:27:11 GMT
WHO DID THE SCARY GHOST INVITE TO HIS PARTY?
Any old friend he could dig up!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 20, 2021 3:40:01 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 20, 2021 15:03:37 GMT
WHERE DO GHOSTS GO ON VACATION ?
The Boohamas !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 20, 2021 21:36:10 GMT
WHY ARE GHOSTS SO BAD AT TELLING LIES?
Because you can see right through them.
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Post by pinklady on Oct 20, 2021 23:45:46 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 21, 2021 21:01:44 GMT
WHAT’S A ZOMBIE’S FAVORITE CEREAL ?
Rice Creepies !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 22, 2021 2:33:33 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 22, 2021 17:33:38 GMT
HOW DO YOU KNOW VAMPIRES LOVE BASEBALL ?
They turn into bats every night !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 23, 2021 1:58:13 GMT
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