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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 14, 2021 18:45:10 GMT
WHY DID THE APPLE PIE CRY?
Its’ peelings we’re hurt !
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 15, 2021 2:54:56 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 15, 2021 15:23:18 GMT
WHY SHOULDN’T YOU SIT NEXT TO A TURKEY AT DINNER?
Because he will gobble it all up.
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 15, 2021 18:55:58 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 15, 2021 23:35:44 GMT
WHO HELPS THE LITTLE PUMPKIN CROSS THE ROAD?
The Crossing Gourd !
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 16, 2021 17:44:26 GMT
WHY DIDN’T THE PILGRIM WANT TO MAKE THE BREAD?
It's a crummy job ?
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 17, 2021 2:35:07 GMT
IF MONEY REALLY DID GROW ON TREES, WHAT WOULD BE EVERYONE’S FAVORITE SEASON?
Fall !
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 17, 2021 19:03:10 GMT
WHY DO PILGRIMS’ PANTS ALWAYS FALL DOWN?
Because they wear their buckles on their hats!
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 17, 2021 22:04:43 GMT
WHY SHOULDN’T YOU TELL A SECRET IN A CORNFIELD?
Because the corn has ears !
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 18, 2021 0:06:21 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 18, 2021 15:05:09 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 18, 2021 18:57:57 GMT
WHAT DID THE TURKEY SAY TO THE COMPUTER?
Google, google !
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 19, 2021 1:28:09 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 19, 2021 19:00:11 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 19, 2021 21:39:57 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 20, 2021 1:15:13 GMT
HOW DO LEAVES TRAVEL FROM ONE TOWN TO ANOTHER?
By “autumn-mobiles” !
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 20, 2021 17:57:36 GMT
WHY DID THE TURKEY CROSS THE ROAD?
He wanted people to think he was a chicken!
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 20, 2021 22:37:55 GMT
WHATS THE SLOWEST WAY FOR AN ANT TO GET DOWN FEOM A TREE?
Sit on a leaf and wait until autumn!
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 21, 2021 17:01:53 GMT
WHAT’S A TURKEY’S FAVORITE DESSERT?
Peach Gobbler !
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 21, 2021 19:24:19 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 21, 2021 23:58:56 GMT
WHAT READS AND LIVES IN APPLES?
Bookworms !
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 22, 2021 19:26:07 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 23, 2021 1:36:55 GMT
WHY DIDN’T THE TURKEY EAT DINNER?
He was already stuffed !
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 23, 2021 4:33:27 GMT
WHAT IS A TREE’S LEAST FAVORITE MONTH?
Sep-timber!
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 23, 2021 16:20:41 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 23, 2021 19:19:24 GMT
WHAT DID THE TURKEY SAY TO THE TURKEY HUNTER ON THANKSGIVING DAY?
Quack, Quack !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 23, 2021 22:23:01 GMT
What do the trees say when they start getting their leaves back in spring?
What a re-leaf!
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 24, 2021 16:51:49 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 24, 2021 19:31:33 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 24, 2021 22:50:50 GMT
WHAT’S THE BEST SONG TO PLAY WHILE COOKING YOUR TURKEY?
“All about that baste” !
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