|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 2, 2021 13:18:30 GMT
WHAT KEY HAS LEGS AND CAN’T OPEN A DOOR?
A turkey !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 3, 2021 0:19:25 GMT
WHY ARE TREES SO CARE FREE AND EASY GOING?
Because every fall they let loose!
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 3, 2021 13:11:08 GMT
WHATS THE BEST DANCE TO DO ON THANKSGIVING?
The Turkey Trot !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 3, 2021 18:30:01 GMT
WHAT’S WORSE THEN FINDING A WORM IN YOUR APPLE?
Finding half a worm !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 3, 2021 22:24:13 GMT
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 4, 2021 16:32:36 GMT
WHY DID THEY LET THE TURKEY JOIN THE BAND ?
Because he had his own drumsticks !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 4, 2021 21:36:33 GMT
A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb.
A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet.
The red leaf said, “Because we keep falling!”
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 5, 2021 14:55:38 GMT
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TURKEY THAT GOT IN A FIGHT?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 5, 2021 19:01:23 GMT
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 6, 2021 0:12:00 GMT
WHAT DID THE APPLE SAY TO THE PIE BAKER?
Use cherries instead !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 6, 2021 13:23:47 GMT
IF APRIL SHOWERS BRING MAY FLOWERS, WHAT DO MAY FLOWERS BRING?
Pilgrims !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 6, 2021 23:48:42 GMT
WHY DID THE SCARECROW WIN THE NOBEL PRIZE?
Because he was out-standing in his field !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 7, 2021 15:36:28 GMT
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 7, 2021 20:12:18 GMT
WHAT IS RED, ORANGE & YELLOW AND DOESN’T GET HURT WHEN IT FALLS?
Autumn leaves !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 8, 2021 18:20:21 GMT
WHY DIDNT THE COOK SEASON THE TURKEY?
Because there was no thyme !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 8, 2021 22:43:16 GMT
A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves.
The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks: "What are you waiting for?" The husband replies: "Autumn!”
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 9, 2021 14:53:13 GMT
WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DID THE PILGRIMS LISTEN TO?
Plymouth Rock.
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 9, 2021 22:40:18 GMT
WHY DO ALL THE BIRDS FLY SOUTH IN THE FALL?
Because it’s too far to walk!
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 10, 2021 2:21:07 GMT
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 10, 2021 14:30:15 GMT
WHY WAS THE TURKEY PUT IN JAIL ?
The police suspected fowl play.
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 10, 2021 21:16:39 GMT
WHAT DO YOU GET IF YOU DROP A PUMPKIN?
Squash!
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 11, 2021 1:38:51 GMT
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 11, 2021 17:10:18 GMT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUNNING TURKEY?
Fast food !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 11, 2021 23:13:30 GMT
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WINTER ARRIVES?
Autumn leaves!
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 12, 2021 14:33:10 GMT
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 12, 2021 19:51:01 GMT
WHICH HOLIDAY IS DRACULA’S FAVORITE?
Fangs-giving !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 12, 2021 23:50:25 GMT
WHY DO TREES HATE TESTS?
Because they get stumped by the questions!
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 13, 2021 19:40:17 GMT
WHY DID THE CRANBERRIES TURN RED?
They saw the Turkey dressing !
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 14, 2021 3:31:46 GMT
“Autumn leaves don’t fall, they fly. They take their time and wander on this their only chance to soar”
- Delia Owens.
|
|
|
Post by mnmloveli on Nov 14, 2021 15:08:19 GMT
|
|