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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 10, 2021 14:58:45 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 11, 2021 0:50:30 GMT
WHAY DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER WITH POISON IVY???
A rash of good luck on St. Patrick’s Day ☘️!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 11, 2021 15:10:07 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 11, 2021 23:59:01 GMT
WHAT KIND OF DOG CHASES ANYTHING RED? A bull dog.
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 12, 2021 15:14:07 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 13, 2021 0:10:45 GMT
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FAKE IRISH STONE ?
A shamrock ☘️!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 13, 2021 16:20:33 GMT
Daughter: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.
Mom: Oh, really?
Daughter: No, O’Reilly !!!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 14, 2021 16:38:26 GMT
WHY SHOULDN’T YOU IRON A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER?
You might press your luck !! 🍀 !!
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 15, 2021 19:27:42 GMT
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msliz
Drama Llama
The Procrastinator
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Post by msliz on Mar 16, 2021 16:54:16 GMT
DD teaches religious school to kindergartners. This weekend, over zoom, she noticed that one of the little girls was wearing a splint. DD asked her, what happened to your hand? In reply, the little girl held her other hand to the camera and declared, "I have popcorn!"
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 16, 2021 17:51:22 GMT
On what musical instrument did the show-off musician play his St. Patrick’s Day tunes?
On his brag-pipes.
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 17, 2021 0:02:50 GMT
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A LEPRECHAUN LIKES YOUR JOKE?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 17, 2021 2:53:11 GMT
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Post by ilovesmores on Mar 17, 2021 3:03:55 GMT
What is Irish and stays outside all year?
Patty O’Furniture
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 17, 2021 16:20:04 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 17, 2021 16:21:48 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 17, 2021 21:39:57 GMT
Knock. Knock. Who’s there? Warren. Warren who? Warren any green today?
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 17, 2021 23:45:02 GMT
What did the leprechaun say on March 17?
“Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!”
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 18, 2021 15:12:12 GMT
Phyllis Diller, Comedian :
“The reason a pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can’t see him laughing” !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 18, 2021 23:27:58 GMT
WHAT DID THE BASEBALL GLOVE SAY TO THE BALL ?
Catch ya later !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 19, 2021 14:35:13 GMT
WHY DO GOLFERS CARRY AN EXTRA PAIR OF PANTS?
In case they get a hole in one !
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 19, 2021 18:10:27 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 20, 2021 13:45:14 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 20, 2021 22:06:54 GMT
WHATS A BASEBALL PLAYERS LEAST FAVORITE STAR WARS MOVIE?
The Umpire Strikes Back !!!
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 21, 2021 14:24:11 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 21, 2021 22:43:17 GMT
WHY DO GOLFERS HATE CAKE ?
Because they might get a slice !
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 22, 2021 14:23:55 GMT
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Post by jenjie on Mar 23, 2021 18:33:26 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Mar 23, 2021 19:39:41 GMT
You are 150 yards from the center of the green.
YOU ARE 175 YARDS from a $200 GLASS WINDOW !
Choose your club carefully !!!!!
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Post by malibou on Mar 23, 2021 21:30:05 GMT
I set up the power washer to do the side of the house, and left to check the mail. When I got back, I could hear the power washer going and knew Dh was out there having a blast! - he hasn't used it before. So I go out there to see how it's coming, he's wearing a fleece and a pair of flip flops. That's it. Fleece jacket. Flip flops. Oh, and a pair of really good goat ears to block the noise, he never even heard me giggling like a school girl.
He's been out there for at least an hour.
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