Pea Folklore - what are your favorites?

Secret Garden Girl message board, being exposed  for all to read.
Shannon Tidwell and a lady named Jen, acting all high and mighty because they were Garden girls and their ":game on bitches" commentary. Their behavior spoke volumes about their character (<< or lack thereof) and the type of people  they are.

The orange clouds. Everyone participating in the swap, got an envelope full of ORANGE clouds.

The lady named Liz, accepting monetary donations during her 2nd kidney transplant. Lots of peas donated. Then she and her Family went to Disney. She claimed the Disney money was their own saved funds specifically meant for Disney. The donation money was not being used at Disney. There was a huge pea uproar from those who donated. If you have enough money to fund a Disney trip....you don't need donations.

Tracie Claiborne and her repeated scamming >> asking groupies for donations for her medical issues. Then using the donation for things like shopping and vacation.

Sidewalk cupcakes.

Turkey shop closed on Thanksgiving. 

The lady who sent her kids to as many as possible >> day camps, sleep away camps, etc... during the summer....so she wouldn't have to Parent during summer break.

The Foxy Croppers gang making a scene at the Creating Keepsakes convention. Claiming the teacher was bad, and demanding free products as compensation. Several Unscrappable members were in the class and said it was a great class. That the Foxy girls planned to get free stuff.

The Hall of Fame cheating.

The ladies that were being groupies and fawning over slowjoe.

I came here just to say Uncrustables. 

I didn't hang around on the NSBR board much because some people were so nasty, but I remember people flipping their $#*t about Uncrustables. I guess I missed a lot. We don't seem to have as many lunatics here. 

To this day when I hear a random mention of the Altoona police I think of that pea.

The best. I've never been pregnant but I laughed til I CRIED. Eating the cheetos off the floor of the car...

haha I just bought some for when my ds and his family were here. The Uncrustables are really good if you put them in the air fryer.  

Well I for one am still waiting for my poetry book that Ladystars was publishing. I can remember how mad I was that people were accusing her of scamming people and being full of shit.
Man was I wrong. I reckon this was my first experience with internet fraud, internet detectives (there were some good ones here) and scamming in general.

Does anyone remember a Pea called Pamela? Her and Lauren used to get into some almighty spats that went for pages. Kept me entertained during my lunch breaks at work many a time.

Who was the Pea who I think had lost an eye and multiple surgeries, and then I think her husband died, and then she moved to Florida? Blonde hair? I think there was some sort of go fund me, and someone called her out and she left. Funny thing - I think I sent her money or something, but anyway for some reason she texted me and told me she had the unique ability to orgasm just by thinking about it. Totally out of nowhere.

Bergdorf Blonde.

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Merkins!

I have one in my kitchen that I found shortly after the Beyoncé rooster story surfaced. I bought it for dh as a joke. Holy cats the comments we get. Lots are "Knock knock mother f√¢kers" and "Nice cock!" It honestly needs to go, because it has zero to do with my lack of decorating style. My bet is that my kid will have to deal with it when we die.

I do remember the upholstered chair story. It, along with moving the graves are memorable Pea stories for me.