Pea Folklore - what are your favorites?

I think Yubon is amongst us.

There was a very conservative gay man who used to post, and I just cannot remember his name (Johnsomething or somethingJohn, I think?). Anyway, his claim to fame was when he posted "directions" for giving your male partner the ultimate BJ.  He was quite detailed with the directions LOL.

I am sure there were many happy pea-husbands and boyfriends who benefited from his advice.

I believe it was shared on both a regular post as well as on a LO in the gallery. Basically there was a Pea who found themselves suddenly raising their child alone.  She had a very low-paying job at the time, and was trying her best to find another. She lived very close by to her parents & maybe one other relative, and some combo of those relatives were helping her with babysitting and with rent, but she was still struggling even just with groceries.

So one night she wound up just sautéing some tinned mushrooms and she served them on the best dishes she owned, with little cocktail forks, and used fancy glasses for whatever they were drinking. And they put a blanket down in front of the TV and had their fancy dinner while watching a movie.

And she said when she put her child to bed that night, she went and cried for how awful she felt about their situation and how guilty she felt for how things were at the time.

So then fast forward and the child is now a teen and one night they were planning to d something special together because they both had time free, and the daughter asked if they could have the living room picnic with the mushrooms and the fancy glasses & forks again.  And the mom asked why they wanted that of all things, and the daughter told her it was one of her favorite childhood memories. And of course, that made her mom look at that night so much differently--she viewed it as her failing her child, and her child viewed it as this wonderfully new & different thing they were doing that was special & fun & fancy.  

What was the pea name of the pea that was Wiccan, and posted a photo she said her DH took of her, then a pea found it was a stick photo online? She had some other crazy drama as well, and was doubling down and fighting everyone, then she deleted her account and left.

The pea that was a teacher in MN, very closed minded, locked her son in his room, and left because she was caught on the board during the school day?

What was the pea name of the pea that was Wiccan, and posted a photo she said her DH took of her, then a pea found it was a stick photo online? She had some other crazy drama as well, and was doubling down and fighting everyone, then she deleted her account and left.