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Post by KikiPea on May 11, 2015 3:38:56 GMT
I will post the link to our Go Fund Me account as soon as it's set up. Be sure to leave your full name, address and phone number, as well as bank account info so that I can send you a thank you note. For every $10 you contribute, you can sit in the adirondack chair in the garden. If you contribute $1,000,000, you can have a free night's stay! ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/MNrJDkDuSwqIMVw33MdD.jpg) HA! ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by perumbula on May 11, 2015 3:47:43 GMT
You're going to have to compete with my Go Fund Me account then. I know I deserve that house more because . . . I have four teenagers and a ten year old and I like the ocean and . . . I want it . . . and because.
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Post by YooHoot on May 11, 2015 4:00:29 GMT
Do I get a complimentary margarita in the garden?
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Post by KikiPea on May 11, 2015 4:05:44 GMT
Do I get a complimentary margarita in the garden? Yes! If you want a frozen one, I'll even add a paper umbrella!
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Post by AussieMeg on May 11, 2015 4:14:06 GMT
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Post by Chips on May 11, 2015 4:14:56 GMT
I am in for $10 and a margarita!!!
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Post by jumperhop on May 11, 2015 4:16:53 GMT
Hilarious! I donated 50k because it made me laugh! jen
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Post by scrapaddie on May 11, 2015 4:39:36 GMT
I don't need a go fund me to buy this because I have a HUGE bank account... Or I will after you all contribute!!
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Post by Eddie-n-Harley on May 11, 2015 4:41:53 GMT
I can contribute some money now, but do NOT come back and ask me for more when that sucker gets swallowed by the ocean. I won't be scammed twice here. ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/MNrJDkDuSwqIMVw33MdD.jpg)
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Post by bc2ca on May 11, 2015 4:44:34 GMT
KikiPea I really was going to help you out until I saw AussieMeg's house and now I need all my cash for airfare. If you are only planning to use the Gold Coast house as a holiday house AussieMeg, you are going to need someone to manage the property for you. I am officially applying for the live-in manager position and will take care of hiring your housekeeping, gardening and pool maintenance staff (I will be too busy managing everything to do any of this myself). My salary requirements are extremely reasonable. Please note, I will require that you give me at least 4 weeks notice if you plan to use the house and promise not to list the house on VRBO or AirBnB without your consent (my fingers are not crossed right now ![:wink:](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) ).
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Post by Peal on May 11, 2015 4:48:30 GMT
You'd better set up a separate account for all the windex you are going to need. ![8-)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/cool.png)
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Post by anniefb on May 11, 2015 6:00:33 GMT
Hilarious;)
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2015 6:52:45 GMT
You all will need fabulous clothes for your new lives so I will outfit you with the best there is! You will turn heads and still look fabulous!
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Post by maryland on May 11, 2015 11:49:57 GMT
Why don't you have a "want a new house" party and request lots of money on your invite! ![:smile:](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/smiley.png) Say only amounts over $100 are acceptable! If it works, let me know! I want a beach house!
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Post by scrapsotime on May 11, 2015 11:59:29 GMT
I'm looking for donations for my underground bunker or missile silo. If you contribute enough I might let you in when the zombie apocalypse starts. ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by tincin on May 11, 2015 12:08:58 GMT
The check's in the mail.
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Post by lesley on May 11, 2015 12:33:06 GMT
Well, when you all get tired of sunshine and sea, you can come and visit me in my next Go Fund Me purchase: If you're interested, £5 will get you a sprig of lucky heather from the moors, £50 a wee dram, and with £1000, I'll let you go roaming' in the gloaming... ![:laugh:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/Ivm7lm0DayrhoRpwvCeH.jpg)
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Post by leannec on May 11, 2015 12:48:30 GMT
Sorry, I'm too cheap and lazy ![:grin:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/TKS2q_7siLiFtq0xPQvx.jpg)
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Post by KikiPea on May 11, 2015 13:17:31 GMT
KikiPea I really was going to help you out until I saw AussieMeg's house and now I need all my cash for airfare. If you are only planning to use the Gold Coast house as a holiday house AussieMeg, you are going to need someone to manage the property for you. I am officially applying for the live-in manager position and will take care of hiring your housekeeping, gardening and pool maintenance staff (I will be too busy managing everything to do any of this myself). My salary requirements are extremely reasonable. Please note, I will require that you give me at least 4 weeks notice if you plan to use the house and promise not to list the house on VRBO or AirBnB without your consent (my fingers are not crossed right now ![:wink:](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) ). Thanks a lot, AussieMeg! Now, I will be a couple mil short. How RUDE! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/Q_m8lDOvc_3Le3r1GKdf.jpg)
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Post by KikiPea on May 11, 2015 13:18:48 GMT
I am in for $10 and a margarita!!! Sorry, no margarita for under $1,000. I'll give you a small water, though.
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Post by KikiPea on May 11, 2015 13:52:26 GMT
Okay, I'm upping the deal...for any $5,000 donation, you will get to sit in the adirondack chair in the garden and a small water bottle. But, WAIT! There's more!!! For your $5,000 donation, you will receive a FREE, yes, that's right...FREE uncrustable of your choice to eat while enjoying the lush garden.
Please donate in the next 24 hrs. For this special offer! Don't miss out!
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Post by originalvanillabean on May 11, 2015 14:11:32 GMT
This thread is hilarious! I'm loving it.
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Post by kelbel827 on May 11, 2015 14:15:18 GMT
I'm in for all donations related to fun housing. I don't do margaritas, so could I exchange that for 2 beers?
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Post by KikiPea on May 11, 2015 14:24:07 GMT
I'm in for all donations related to fun housing. I don't do margaritas, so could I exchange that for 2 beers? Absolutely! (As long as you donate more to ME! ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/Q_m8lDOvc_3Le3r1GKdf.jpg)
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Post by crazy4scraps on May 11, 2015 14:38:47 GMT
It's lovely! You have impeccable taste! ![:2thumbsup:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/zKsqKGInldFvtmx415J3.jpg) I don't need any additional real estate, but maybe I should set up a GoFundMe so I can finish the addition on our lake cabin that MIL started oh, maybe NINE years ago? I've been dealing with varying levels of Summer Construction Zone ever since, and it's getting a little old. All I'm looking for are stairs between the upstairs and lower level on the INSIDE of the cabin, LOL. (And maybe a bit of bat-proofing the original cabin upstairs...) That's not asking too much, is it? Anyone who contributes gets a pontoon boat ride and a slice of my Million Dollar Strawberry Pie... Oh wait, this is the Peas and most of you guys don't eat anything anyone else made! ![:laugh:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/Ivm7lm0DayrhoRpwvCeH.jpg) It's okay, I won't be offended. All the more for ME, yum!
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Post by KikiPea on May 11, 2015 17:24:54 GMT
Do I need to toss in some kitten heels as well??? I'm still about $5,000,000,000 short. ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png)
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Post by scrappert on May 11, 2015 17:26:55 GMT
Beautiful houses. Can't wait to get the Go Fund me links!! My pocketbook is ready.
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2015 17:45:15 GMT
Do I need to toss in some kitten heels as well??? I'm still about $5,000,000,000 short. ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) ![:shocked:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/JvSt42CUoZ9LG952aAaF.jpg) . You want us to contribute to your house buying and give you a few extra billion $$ ![:crying:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/t4lmEAqHtTO6q6ksSmvP.jpg) Wow! how greedy!! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/OrTI4SBmZ2ZYSFv6ag4f.jpg)
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Post by KikiPea on May 11, 2015 17:50:03 GMT
Do I need to toss in some kitten heels as well??? I'm still about $5,000,000,000 short. ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) ![:shocked:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/JvSt42CUoZ9LG952aAaF.jpg) . You want us to contribute to your house buying and give you a few extra billion $$ ![:crying:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/t4lmEAqHtTO6q6ksSmvP.jpg) Wow! how greedy!! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/OrTI4SBmZ2ZYSFv6ag4f.jpg) Uhhhhhhhhhh, you weren't supposed to notice that. I NEEDS that extra money for shopping. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/Q_m8lDOvc_3Le3r1GKdf.jpg)
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2015 17:53:31 GMT
![:shocked:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/JvSt42CUoZ9LG952aAaF.jpg) . You want us to contribute to your house buying and give you a few extra billion $$ ![:crying:](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/t4lmEAqHtTO6q6ksSmvP.jpg) Wow! how greedy!! ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/OrTI4SBmZ2ZYSFv6ag4f.jpg) Uhhhhhhhhhh, you weren't supposed to notice that. I NEEDS that extra money for shopping. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/5645536/images/Q_m8lDOvc_3Le3r1GKdf.jpg) Shopping? ![???](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/huh.png) ? what are you trying to achieve....wipe the national debt off ? If you have any left over can you send some over here please, every little helps.
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