Oh dear gourd! Glenn Beck mansplains menstruation

What a load of fucking cobblers.

Ugh. Glenn Beck is a complete idiot. I used to listen to him back in 2012....and he has now gone so far down the coo-coo hole that there is no saving him.

I know!!! 

Do they say these things so their name is in the news? Because who doesn't think they are both complete morons after stating it?

Time to go on TV and speak about the godly reasons why their sensitive penises get erect even on non-ovulating days/when they're not in the presence of their wife/when there's not even a woman to impregnate in the room.

I don't know. I still mourn the very cool pants that got ruined the first time I wore them because I bleed all over them when I was 16. That was a sad period event.

So they believe a 9 year old girl should mourn the lost of babies?

It is sad that I know a few women that feel this way. Most are LDS, a couple are some sort of Lutheran and the rest belong to four-square or used to belong to it. It was wasn't religious enough and they started their own church. Each family has at least 8 living kids, one has 17.

So, I asked the google. It said that women are born with 2 million eggs, but 11,000 die per month before puberty.

Then I did the math. Assuming puberty starts at age 13: 13 x 12=156 months of dying eggs.

156 x 11,000=1,716,000 eggs gone before you can use them.

2 million-1,716,000 eggs=284,000 eggs to use up.

If women never hit menopause, then we have enough eggs to try to get pregnant for 23,666 years. (284,000/12). Game on, Methuselah.

Just when I think I couldn't possibly read/hear anything as stupid as the last stupid thing I read/heard 



Right? 30 years of taking those little pills gave me genuine authentic happiness to prevent the opportunity for life. Except for the 2 occasions that I wanted to create life.

Does a man experience this sadness when he masturbates? He must be sad for all those unborn children!

I almost, ALMOST, let biology get in the way of my religious beliefs. Thank God for Glen to highlight my God given sadness. Oh my God, a wonderful merciful God wants me to be homicidal 1 week a month. All for the loss of an egg some male failed to fertilize. And when my egg is fertilized I should relish all aspects of creating life. Including the God given varicose veins in my hoo-hah region. That is my God! Thank you God for allowing me not to grieve that egg. I shall always be grateful for those signs that I created life! Including the pinched nerves! Mastitis! All for the joy on one fertilized egg! Hallelujah! How about that egg that once fertilized failed to thrive? Am I guilty for the miscarriage? Is that God's sadness or my sadness?

Additionally, I provide you the open letter to my mother and father in law,
You question why I've lost faith. See linked video.
Love,
Me