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Post by jenjie on Oct 23, 2021 1:59:16 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 23, 2021 16:09:39 GMT
Knock, Knock !
Who’s there?
Witch !
Witch who?
Witch one of you will give me lots of Halloween candy?
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 23, 2021 19:18:42 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 23, 2021 23:00:41 GMT
WANNA KNOW WHY SKELETONS ARE SO CALM?
Because nothing gets under their skin!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 24, 2021 16:41:51 GMT
WHICH TYPE OF PANTS DO GHOSTS WEAR TO TRICK OR TREAT ?
Boo jeans !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 24, 2021 19:55:34 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 24, 2021 23:20:30 GMT
WHAT HALLOWEEN CANDY IS NEVER ON TIME FOR THE PARTY? Choco-LATE!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 25, 2021 15:57:29 GMT
WHAT’S IT LIKE BEING KISSED BY A VAMPIRE ?
It’s a pain in the neck !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 25, 2021 18:36:27 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 25, 2021 23:59:30 GMT
WHAT SOUND DO WITCHES MAKE WHEN THEY EAT CEREAL?
Snap, Cackle & Pop!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 26, 2021 16:17:11 GMT
WHAT DO OWLS SAY WHEN THEY GO TRICK OR TREATING ?
“Happy Owl-ween!"
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 26, 2021 23:51:10 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 27, 2021 14:13:19 GMT
WHAT DO GHOSTS GIVE OUT TO TRICK OR TREATERS?
Booberries!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 27, 2021 23:13:16 GMT
WHAT DO BIRDS SAY ON HALLOWEEN ?
Trick or tweet !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 28, 2021 2:34:10 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 28, 2021 15:13:15 GMT
WHY DON’T SKELETONS EVER GO TRICK OR TREATING ?
Because they have no-body to go with !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 28, 2021 18:50:27 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 28, 2021 22:50:47 GMT
WHAT CAN YOU CATCH FROM A VAMPIRE IN WINTER ?
Frostbite.
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 29, 2021 15:01:38 GMT
WHAT DO GHOSTS WEAR WHEN THEIR EYESIGHT GETS BLURRED?
Spooktacles !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 29, 2021 23:55:10 GMT
WHAT DO WITCHES PUT ON TO GO TRICK OR TREATING ?
Mas-scare-a !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 30, 2021 17:08:38 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 30, 2021 19:33:54 GMT
KNOCK KNOCK !
Who’s there ?
BOO !
Boo who ?
DON’T CRY! I DIDN’T MEAN TO SCARE YOU!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 30, 2021 23:02:17 GMT
HOW DO VAMPIRES GET AROUND ON HALLOWEEN?
On blood vessels !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 31, 2021 2:41:05 GMT
WHY ARE GRAVEYARDS SO NOISY?
Because of all the “coffin” !
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 31, 2021 12:48:34 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 31, 2021 21:41:12 GMT
KNOCK KNOCK !
Who’s there?
PHILLIP !
Phillip who?
PHILLIP MY BAG WITH HALLOWEEN CANDY, PLEASE!
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Post by mnmloveli on Oct 31, 2021 23:57:29 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 1, 2021 18:26:45 GMT
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 1, 2021 22:50:25 GMT
WHY DID THE FARMER HAVE TO SEPARATE THE CHICKEN AND THE TURKEY?
He sensed fowl play !
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Post by mnmloveli on Nov 2, 2021 1:10:08 GMT
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU DROP A PUMPKIN?
Squash !
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